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About BonespIitter: I’m 17, Chinese, and was born in a fish market! I’ve been diagnosed with mild paraplegia, and severe epilepsy so I have to live in an asylum with the ’others’. I’m treated pretty well here. The quadriplegics think I’m godlike but the Jews keep trying to crucify me while I’m asleep. Most of the Christian conservative anorexics are on my side(they think I’m the reincarnation of Jesus). The Muslims keep trying to strap a bomb on my head at night but I usually scare them away by putting a jihad on them. Some of the Hindus also think I’m their God but I usually just press the red dot and they go flying back to 7/11. If the Christians bother me I normally find one of the gay nurses, rip out and give them a page of the bible to use as a condom, and send them over to the Christians rooms. For the Jews the ’ol penny up their ass trick works like a charm. They dig down, or should I say up, for days looking for that penny. When I’m bored I play chess with the paranoia people. They are fun to play, but they stab you when you try to kill their king. The food here is great! The bulimics sure know how to make a great meal! I enjoy the mystery soup the most. For fun, myself and the other paraplegics play "Make the depressed kids commit suicide!" Its a great game, but you need a lot of practice. The bad part is that the practice depressed kid commits suicide within 10 minutes of practice starting. I’m typing all of this in the left corner of my box, in my straight jacket, while beating a bipolar to a juicy pulp! You should come down here sometime :)
Location: San Francisco California
Hobbies: They don’t let us do much because the bulimic kids all have AIDS.
Favorite Music: Elevator music.. Its a long ride from the rehab floor to my room!
Favorite Movies: They don’t let us watch any movies because the paranoid kids think the main character is under their beds, just waiting to butt rape them.
Favorite TV Shows: We are only supposed to watch Dr. Phil so we can laugh at people worse off then us.
Favorite Books: We can’t read because the tourettes kids keep paper-cutting themselves.
AIM: They don’t let us contact the outside world :(
Email: 9
Last Visit: Apr 03, 2008 7:15 p.m.
Total Visits: 17 days
Time Online: 10 hrs 05 mins
Member Level: 3
Egg Points: 158
Member Since: Sep 15, 2006
Rating: (48 votes)
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