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HOW TO BUILD A CHICKEN MODIFIED!!! READ THIS!!!

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Published: Apr 20, 2003 12:00 a.m.
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Ok. so anyway, im going for a 100 egg quest now, and get ready, because im modifying roe’s "how to build a chicken" egg. ok. you get a glue gun, 2 chicken wings, a chicken body, 4 chicken legs, and a head (any sort). ok. so you take the legs and tape them to the body like you do normally. and with the wings. next, you need a head. you can use a chicken head, a person head, heck! even use a 8===D head. anyway, you put all the limbs and the head on using the glue, but here comes the new part. you take the things that doctors use (defribualtors for the smart guys) and shock the chicken. it should COME TO LIFE!!! then you have fun with your new living/dead pet. enjoy, for it will live forever. oh and yes, it is edible. 		 
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Dinger
Apr 18, 2005 8:11 pm -
and egg is supposed to be usefull.
not a joke
your a joke


Phatt
May 11, 2006 11:53 pm -
erm....interesting...i ate mine


captainnoname
Jun 14, 2006 9:01 pm -
i shacked my chicken and he killed my brother so we ate him
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