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Tonight, Desire (my gf), her family, and me were at a party down at a relative’s house in Miami. There were about 30 blacks (of Haitian and Jamaican decent), about 4 Hispanics, and 2 whites (me and this faggot who thinks he is a gangsta). Well, me and Desire were sitting, me playing with a lighter I found, showing her cousins how to light your hand on fire, and talking about random explosive things (one is a fellow explosive lover.) Were sitting there talking about random stuff and eating some food they had (pulled pork and stuff), Desire starts telling me she feels somthin hitting her. I thought it was a bug or something and disregarded the people sitting to the right, sorta behind us. I started feeling stuff, metal, hitting me. I get up and start walking over, but Desire makes me sit back down because she doesn’t want her family to think I randomly start shit. As the hours passed he kept staring me down. After the party me and Desire were in the back of her moms van chillin and waiting for the rest of the people riding with us to say their final good byes. Desire got a text saying “Is that wigger Rent-a-pimp still parked out there” from her mom. Idk what she said back to that but her mom comes from across the street at the party and hands me some packets of mustard(like the McDonalds BBQ sauce packets) and says “get outta the van…” then smiles. So I get out and open the packets, then throw them all over the windshield, all over the wipers (where it wasn’t noticeable), and in the handle of the driver side door. We got a call from one of Quindra’s (Desire’s cousin) relatives who was still at the party, a wile after we drove off saying that rent-a-pimp went out and tried to get in his truck, he got mustard all over his hands, cleaned it up, noticed the mustard on the windshield and turned on the wipers and smeared mustard ALL over the front windshield. Needless to say he was pissed.
When we got back to her place, me and Desire were planning on what we would do if he said anything. We came up with the plan to get pissed up cat litter and put it in the air filter. Since its Florida we always have the ac on in the truck, its like a must. Well he would be spreading the smell of cat piss allover his truck. We then thought about taking a cd and cutting small ripples on the bottom, then putting a slow drying glue in those ripples. After that we would put it in the cd player and when he went to listen to the CD he THOUGHT he had in there, he would get glue all over the eye of the reader. Another idea was to take condoms and lay them ALL OVER the truck.
When I got home Desire called me and said that the kid was talking shit about me and called up Quindra pissed. So hopefully he will start shit again so I can have the reason to do the said things to his truck
Sep 23, 2006 9:48 pm - She gave me the packs and told me to get out so i can do somthing to make the fuck realize he was being a dumb ass. You gotta remeber man,Older Haitians are a bit odd.....
Sep 23, 2006 11:10 pm - Her real name is Desire, not like desire(fantisy and stuff.) its pronounce Desi-a-re (well in her family) everyone at school (including me) pronounces it Des-a-ray
Sep 24, 2006 1:28 pm - Lol, DragonEyez, its perfect if your in a hot area where people always have on the AC, like down here in south florida. Thanks for the 4. And thanks madalive
Sep 24, 2006 8:26 pm - Just piss in a bottle and pour it in the grill or the holes by the windshield. I did that to someone, their car smelled like piss for days.
Sep 26, 2006 12:39 pm - But...i think his hoe has the herp...And if i were to dick slap him, he might get excited and want more.. but the other 3 are good ideas
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