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Weird shit happenes on the roads of West Virginia and one of the weirdest (yet in the end coolest)things I evers saw happen on one of them was the day the Coca-Cola truck wrecked.
Now I’m not the type of person who takes pleasure in pain, which is why I am glad to say that no onw got seriously injured in the wreck, but along US 50 just outside of Ellenborro a coca-cola was struck in the side by a US Waste trash truck, which caused the coca-cola truck to tip over and spill a full shipment of cans all across the highway and into the field near the high school. This was because the coca cola truck failed to signal and the trash truck nailed it as it tried to switch lanes.
A wreck that big was big news in a town so small, but whatevery one was so excited about was there were litterally all you could carry free coca-cola products. That, not the fact tha some of the cans were in the road, caused two more fender benders as well. People from all over were runing acorss the road trying to fill bags with the cans to the point where the police eventually had to step in and ward them off. I, along with some of the smarter people decided to simply grab the cans that went into the field instead. There was plenty there (in fact for almsot a year afterwards you could go in the field and find a can of coke or sprite in the grass) and eventually all the people who couldn’t get their free soda from the road invaded the feild, a migration that ended with someone getting snake bit. The police moved everyone along, but by that time GMT and his trashbag of coke was long gone lol. SOme people grew irrate and this and one woman got arrested.
There is no real moral to this story, save perhaps that you should always use your blinker cause it might cause a snowball effect
Sep 26, 2006 1:39 pm - You live in a small town? Are there lots of bigs crowds there that are easy marks, hmmmmmmmmm? Pickpocketing in a sma ll town..me no thinks so.
Sep 26, 2006 1:47 pm - we had a huge oil truck carsh like a block from my house...it was cool expet whne it lit and itsmelled like shit and was hot as your mom lol
Sep 29, 2006 4:52 pm - Once a train derailed, and one of the cars was carrying Sony televisions that were manufactured in Mexico. Free TVs for everyone!
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