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(117 votes) Published: Sep 28, 2006 12:00 a.m. In 10 Favorites Lists Viewed 827 times
Here’s My Recipe For My Homemade Mind-Numbing, Eye Boggeling....Crotch....Wet..tening....Chocolate Brownies.
Anyways, On To The Recipe..
100g Butter
2 Eggs
1C Sugar
3/4C Flour ( Plain White Is Best )
1 tsp Vanilla ( Extract, Pure, Anything Works )
1/4C Cocoa ( Again, Anything Works )
1 tsp Baking Powder
METHOD
1. Melt The Butter In A Microwave Until Liquidated.
2. Mix 1/2 Of The Sugar Into This Mixture, To Temperate The Butter.
3. Then, Mix The Rest Of The Sugar, Eggs + Vanilla Into A Larger Bowl, With The Buttered Sugar.
4. Sift The Rest Of The Dry Ingredients ( Flour, Cocoa, Baking Powder ) Into The Wet Mixture.
5. IF DESIRED, You Could Mix 1/4C Of Nuts Into This, But, I Don’t Recommend It, ’Cause It’s Not As Good. I’m Not A Fan Of Nuts.
COOKING
1. Grease A Microwavable Cooking Dish, With Butter, Spray-Junk, Or Whatever.
2. Pour Thy Mixture Into Thy Greas-ed Cooking Dish
3. Then, Cook In The MICROWAVE
( Yeah, It’s Healthly! ) For 4-5 Minutes, Depending On How Suck Your Microwave Is.
4. After It Has Cooked, Allow To Cool.
5. Lightly Sift Some Icing Sugar On Top, For Added Awesome.
6. Cut Into Chunks, Wedges, Or Watever Takes Your Fancy.
7. Gorge Yourself Silly On These Fucking Rad Brownies! Enjoy.
Sep 29, 2006 12:25 pm - lol i agree with you on 3 reasons, 1. why the fuck would you put a dick in mashed potatoes? (remind me to shoot his mom) 2. mike has jon cena on the front DIE NOW! 3. asassinator’s egg>mike in whole.