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(108 votes) Published: Oct 02, 2006 12:12 p.m. In 2 Favorites Lists Viewed 635 times
Well feeling that it was my civic duty I decided to go give blood again the other day (this maing my 16th time doing so)and I did so originally in an innocent frame of mind.
But such things are not to last, because unfortunately I am far from an alturist. So here is the latest lift egg by GMT...a day giving blood.
They were holding a blood drive down at the marinia and when I got outta class I headed down there to give blood, never intending to lift anything at all. I noticed quite a few opportunities for theft alogn the way but I had decided not to bother until I saw how easy some of the targets were and then matters took care of themselves.
It began during the prescreening. The women who was taking my information had her nice leather purse sititng behind her chair, oh so tempting but just outta my reach. Alas sometimes their comes a bag that not even GMT can get in. But all ways not lost, since they were swamped with people wanting to donate the woman had me fill in the rest of the questionare on her laptop and her black leather jacket was slung on the back of her chair. She went over to the booth beside me (alas her bag was still in plain sight of her the whole time)and I sat down in her chair. I began typing in info with my left hand while gently patting the right side pocket of her jacket and low and behold I found her car kes, cell phoe, and 20 bucks. I quickly pocketed the cell phone (thumbing it off under the desk) and the 20 bucks. I’d have liked to get that purse but oh, there is always next time.
After that I went over, gave blood, and then went and got me some eats. While I we recovering I noticed a fellow donator had a very easy purse made even easier by the paperback book she reading. Her small pink wallet was shoved inc arelessly beside of that book and even a novice could have taken it, let a lone a GrandMasta who was shy a pint. I waited until she had ingessted her snaks and pop and followed her towards the exit where I let simple physics take over. The momment she opened the door and stepped back I gripped her wallet and let her walk out of it. I quickly pocketed the wallet as I followed her out the door and headed in a different direction. Thanks Samantha, I needed the cash!
Upon shucking her wallet I found that she has 61.20 in cash on her, so along with the other 20 I got from the jacket (as well as the cell phone) I made pretty good money in exchange for my giving blood.
Yes I know this is likely to get dropped but y’know what its my 50 points so lump it. If you want more let me know...
Oct 02, 2006 2:07 pm - 5* i like it however pickpocketing is good stealing is bad (its a cheepskates way of getting what you want but you can’t have) but people of today desserve to be pickpocketed....lol
Oct 02, 2006 2:59 pm - 5*s now get my profile up. I love GMT’s eggs. Without stealing, drugs, and weapons, all thats left is explorations and really crappy eggs. I like the exploration eggs but those are few and far between. Besides is’nt variety a good thing.
Oct 02, 2006 3:48 pm - Today after lunch i lifted a purse that had been set down as a girl bought a drink from a snack machine a few steps away and i unzipped it reached in felt what i thought was a wallet and pulled out a pink wrapped pad everyone started laughing and i threw the purse and her pad down and she yelled at me and threatened with a teacher HAHA i’ll never lift pads again. 5 * BTW
Oct 02, 2006 4:05 pm - well ne way i dont c the point of telling a story about how u stole shit but yea i was bored and it entertained me...not fer long soo...four starz KTHXBAI
Oct 02, 2006 5:40 pm - stupid fucking theives. Go get a fucking job you assholes. I hope I catch you little bitches stealing some shit from me, cause I’ll shove my foot up your ass.
I don’t care if you like this egg or not, the fact of the matter is that theft eggs are against the rules. If you continue to break the rules GMT than I have have to see about extending a punishment into your forum posting privilages.
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