The Best, Easiest Meal Ever.
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(123 votes) Published: Oct 06, 2006 2:56 p.m. Viewed 1025 times |
If you are a colledge student, high schooler, or anyone who has to feed yourselves, this is the easiest way to do that. Over summer breaks i eats like two of these a day. and i’m gonna show you how to make a regular top ramen cup of soup even better.
What you need:
A cup of soup.
( i prefer to carry them in bulk because i eat so many.)
Maggi. this is the best stuff for soups. you can get it at any grocerystore (mostly) in the us. i dont know about other countries.
a pot and a stove
You can use a microwave too, but i like the stove better.
Now the Directions:
unwrap your soup.
fill your pot with about a cup or two of water ( the more the better so you always have enough)
Turn you stove on and put the pot on (duh)
then wait and let your water boil.
then you pour the water into the cup(in a sink so if you spill it wont be a mess.)
Now you add the secret ingredient, maggi
close the lid and put your fork on it so it will keep the heat in and make it more tender.
wait about 5-10 minutes, or however long it takes you to get it how you want it, then enjoy.
Now, you can add as much maggi as you like or none or whatever, but you can also do many other things with cup of soups.
* put a whole bunch in a big bowl and sell it as homemade soup.
*eat it ( no shit shurlock)
*have a food fight with it( it is really fun to throw)
Now you have a deliciouse cheep meal that can be made anytime. i have to make two to make an actuall meal, but one is good snack size. Rate fair and comment. |
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 | Oct 06, 2006 3:02 pm - ramen noodles and good to...ill have to make and egg on how to make rumengrought...now thats the esiest food to make ever! |

 | Oct 06, 2006 3:04 pm - This is the shit, I already know this and probably everyone else does but ill gove you a 4 |

 | Oct 06, 2006 3:06 pm - youve basically told me whats on the back of the cup
and added sauce
wow
0* |

 | Oct 06, 2006 3:07 pm - you told us to boil water then add suace |

 | Oct 06, 2006 3:10 pm - 3 because of the pics,everyone knows this... |

 | Oct 06, 2006 3:13 pm - tip
dont make an egg about what can easily be read off of the back of the label. basically you added soy sauce. O.o |

 | Oct 06, 2006 4:15 pm - umm either a 0* because you showed us how to make a food thats made to be easy to make...or 5* cause i love ramen. thisll take a while... |

 | Oct 06, 2006 4:59 pm -
Quote: ( i prefer to carry them in bulk because i eat so many.)
Me too, i have a bunch of noodles somwhere...5***** |

 | Oct 06, 2006 5:01 pm - Dumb as hell...but you got pictures 3*’s |

 | Oct 06, 2006 5:15 pm - Wow...RE is now the cooking channel! Next week lets make brownies!
4* For pics and just for the fact i like noodles... |

 | Oct 06, 2006 5:47 pm - prison meal |

 | Oct 06, 2006 6:36 pm - you told us the instructions you anus |

 | Oct 06, 2006 6:53 pm - ur the very best person in whole world 5***** |

 | Oct 06, 2006 7:21 pm - In courtesy of the zero devil,i’ll give u a 5 just cuz this 2nd gayest egg ive seen besides the one about building a time machine |

 | Oct 06, 2006 8:12 pm - 5* i got munchiezzz!!! |

 | Oct 06, 2006 11:40 pm - lol thats one hell of a picture with the boiling water, 4**** |

 | Oct 06, 2006 11:56 pm - 5* best egg ever |

 | Oct 07, 2006 1:26 am -
Quote: lol thats one hell of a picture with the boiling water, 4****
For some reason that pic is amusing me.
I love Ramens but I’m all Ramened out, I ate the fuck out of them.
Cabelo you stole my fucking silverwear. I was wondering where that fork was. |

 | Oct 07, 2006 2:22 am - loser how hard is it to read the intructions on a paket of crappy fast food and add sauce.
ps your kitchen is filthy! clean the motherfucker up you gypsy |

 | Oct 07, 2006 2:55 am - OMG have you ever heard of a kettle! xD
4**** for the layout and sharing and shit, because ive never heard of "Maruchan" |

 | Oct 07, 2006 5:30 am - 2*s because i wanna make something with the boiling water on PS and cause that water looks like the shit... |

 | Oct 07, 2006 12:14 pm - ARE U FUCKING JOKING.
0 stars for this shit |

 | Oct 07, 2006 1:48 pm - A+ 10000000000* I, Riley Mason want to sex you up |

 | Oct 07, 2006 5:10 pm - Give this dorky egg an appropriate title:
ERNEST GOES TO THE KITCHEN
or...
TOP-RAMEN, A WHITE-TRASH DELIGHT
I rated this 3 for effort.
You would be great at making how-to pamphlets for retards & old people, but why bring this lame shit here?
Are you TRYING to be annoying? |

 | Oct 07, 2006 8:20 pm - youve been hit by the 5*pixie! |

 | Oct 08, 2006 12:26 am - your water looks like boiling liquid mercury... |

 | Oct 08, 2006 6:37 am - get a life you fucking noob this egg was shit 0* |

 | Oct 08, 2006 11:13 am - i shall shove ramen noodles down ure throat til u die
god this is one of the dumbest eggs ive seen on re |

 | Oct 08, 2006 1:00 pm - Wow I hope this egg was a joke. 1* |

 | Oct 08, 2006 7:17 pm - Resize your pictures before uploading them next time; you don’t need all this resolution to take pictures of noodles. |

 | Oct 08, 2006 11:37 pm - misspelled sherlock dumbass. |

 | Oc 09, 2006 1:54 am - omfg.. 0* | |
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