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(129 votes) Published: Oct 06, 2006 6:35 p.m. Viewed 586 times
how to cut down a tree
first you need a chain saw, this is what i will be using
now get a thing of oil (for the gas)
and gas (duh!)
now mix them up really good and fill up your chain saw
now get your bar chain oil
and put that in your chainsaw as well
ok! now take it out to the tree your cutting down...
you there? good!, now turn it off of stop
now pull the choke all the way out
now your going to pull it tell you hear it try to start and when you hear that you push the choke lever hafe way in and pull it tell it starts,
now your going to want to cut a waege out of the tree the way you want it to fall
so if you want it to fall backwards you cut a wedge out from the back of the tree
WARNING!!!!!
its not always going to fall the way you want it to
now that you have cut a wage in it your going to cut from the oapsit side tell you hear it starting to fall and when you here that get away cuz A it way fall
a different way then you want OR B it may kick
now that its down decide how big you want the chunks and cut it up!
Oct 06, 2006 7:14 pm - this is 6th real egg ever the first five being bawbs’ but ya awesome man and if u really want it to fall in a certain way climb up the tree and tie a rope around top and then use a ratchet strap at the other end of rope attached to an anchore to pull it that way 5
Oct 06, 2006 7:57 pm - Whats wrong with you this is crap this is the most stupid thing I have ever seen why would you just chop down a tree for no reason dumass nice going destroying the world go kill yourself and burn this crap
this is the most stupid thing I have ever seen why would you just chop down a tree for no reason dumass nice going destroying the world go kill yourself and burn this crap
we burn wood for heat you fucking bumb ass and it was dead so go fuck your self
Oct 07, 2006 1:08 am - I gave ya a 5* for effort even though it’s not something I’d normally expect to see an egg on. Well done though. I love the smell of wood smoke.
Oct 07, 2006 8:53 pm - suk ass this is a joke website and that chainsaw sucks penis u get a hella 0 its fag loosers like you that are screwing over this site get out!
Oct 07, 2006 9:21 pm - hah im my opinion a gay egg because this is pretty much common sence except for lil fags but....its still a "good" egg and it has everything a good egg needs so i’ll be fair and give you 5*
Oct 08, 2006 4:44 pm - I wouldn’t recommend just throwing some oil in the gas tank. Take your time mixing them up (usually 50:1 for a chain saw) according to the directions on the chainsaw/oil bottle. Otherwise you’ll end up with a fouled sparkplug or a seized engine. Btw that is a badass husky.
Oct 08, 2006 6:28 pm - Just because you are a gay woodsman, and have a chainsaw & camera, does NOT mean you should make an egg.
Now that you have chopped down the forest, you can just sit on the stumps and beat off, you silly in-bred hick.
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