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We all love Disney moves, but lets be honest they don’t really represent real life with detailed accuracy. Well we here at RE don’t play that bill-jack bullshit...we’s keeping it real here. That is why RE, along with GMT productions, is remaking all those classic Disney films....
The Little Barmaid The age old tale of tale of the pole rider named Ariel who yearns for a different life, rolling deep with the local pimp Eric. Will she be able to acchive her new life of counting the dough while other bitches drop drawers for her man...or will a mysterious sea bitch find a way to foil her plans? Hear such classic songs as "Under the Sheets", "Poor Unforuntate Whores", and "Rim Job the Girl".
Lilo has an Itch An educational tale of a young girl named Lilo who, after a one night stand with a mysterious illegal alien named Stiches, finds that she has an infestation of crab lice. Now she must travel to the far off VD clinic in order to rid herself of ehr itch, as well as track down the illegal alien and send him back where he belongs....the planet of Mexico!
Aladin bin-Laden The tale of Aladin bi-Laden, a street wise youth with the dream of one day riding the world of American Infidels. Once he finds the magic website www.genie.com will he be able to find out how to make a dirty bomb? Watch as Aladin takes his heavly his love slave Jasimine on a high-jacked flying carpet ride over the city if Bagdhad...