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Published: Oct 09, 2006 2:37 p.m.
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What is an energy drink? An energy drink is a carbonated liquid that provides an extreme amount of energy to the drinker. The chemicals in an energy drink consist of (but not limited too) caffeine, guarana taurine, ginseng, maltodextrin, inositol, carnitine, creatine, glucuronolactone and ginkgo biloba.

WARNING: NO MORE THAN 64 OZ OF ENERGY PER DAY.
my friends mom works at the hospital, she had a patient die from an overdose of energy drinks.

Amp Energy

Amp tastes pretty much like bitter mountain dew. It has a pretty good kick to it. It tastes good even in the morning. Its really good when eating mac and cheese too.

rating: 9

Red Bull

Red Bull, the most well known energy drink. It tastes like bull piss (probably has some in it), but it has a really powerful kick to it. Use for desperate measures. Doesn’t taste good with anything. If you have to drink it, chug it, get it over with.

Rating: 7

Tab Energy

Tab Energy is popular for its really good taste. It tastes like Jolly Rancher candy. Tastes good in the later day (not for morning use). Little or no kick.

Rating: 5.5

Monster Energy

The most popular drink with hard core energy junkies, the one, the only, Monster. Due to its powerful kick, great taste (takes getting used to), and large cans, Monster is by far my favorite energy drink. Not for morning use or chugging, you WILL puke. The Lo-Carb version suxxx.

Rating: 10

Rockstar

Rockstar sucks, don’t buy it. Medium kick and tastes like shit.

Rating: 1
 

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CS1337

Oct 09, 2006 2:43 pm -
amp sux


Negr0onFire

Oct 09, 2006 2:45 pm -
or you can sleep like normal people
3*


OO

Oct 09, 2006 2:48 pm -
OMG lol i have an energy drink shelf, it has about 3 times as much energy drinks, and i agree with most of your ratings, but some other things you should have included were the diffrent types of monster and rockstar (aka monster chaos and assault, and rockstar juice, which tastes ok) Red bull tastes good to me, it isnt really good to judge it on tastes, as people have diffrent tastes. but since you are smart and remembered monster is the best energy drink in the known universe, 5*


Magicbum

Oct 09, 2006 2:59 pm -
3* those are not the best tho. bookoo (or however u spell it) is the best ever!!!


Nevaeh90Live

Oct 09, 2006 3:30 pm -
Fuck you, 2* you didnt mention Bawlz or Jolt


andtherestwasjustsile ce

Oct 09, 2006 3:35 pm -
i only drink moster but i think rockstar is good too. ive drank 8 monsters in one day


CDizz

Oct 09, 2006 3:37 pm -
dude 5* just for the monster...


andtherestwasju tsilence

Oct 09, 2006 3:37 pm -
Quote:
3* those are not the best tho. bookoo (or however u spell it) is the best ever!!!


are u joking me. i drank a bookoo one time and threw up all over my friends car.

lol and i know people who could sip on bawls allll day


CDizz

Oct 09, 2006 3:38 pm -
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Oct 09, 2006 3:35 pm -
i only drink moster but i think rockstar is good too. ive drank 8 monsters in one day

you saw my picture with me and 8 monsters/losts...yeah that shitll fuck you uppp


fingerwalker

Oct 09, 2006 3:56 pm -
5* cuz u drink Monster. Also see you have that one monster with the camo on the can, thats the best.


DaTruFucka

Oct 09, 2006 3:59 pm -
i just tried rockstar the other day and it tastes like absolute shit. hated it. i threw it away away one drink


Luigi491

Oct 09, 2006 4:13 pm -
Man you don’t know energy drinks worth shit. And where’s the 180? That’s a good one too and you missed that one. You also skipped Rooster Booster. The next popular one to Red Bull.


Warchemy

Oct 09, 2006 4:43 pm -
whats in energy drinks that can kill you?
oh well 4*


Bludninja

Oct 09, 2006 4:57 pm -
ok, sereously energy drinks are basically soda except for 2.00 a can
they don’t give you as much energy as a cup of coffee


-Mysta-kILL

Oct 09, 2006 5:06 pm -
This egg sucks. All you did was tell us about energy drinks anybody with a television or legs has already seen;. And then you diss Rockstar! How dare you!? but I guess 3* because I love energy drinks.


Koala

Oct 09, 2006 6:11 pm -
dude you forgot redline. its THE energy drink. taste like shit, but the energy. whoah.


bonemasher32

Oct 09, 2006 6:58 pm -
3*


m0rtified_p3nguin

Oct 09, 2006 7:30 pm -
wtf?! no jolt!!! 4*


AtlJoker

Oct 09, 2006 7:36 pm -
No redballs!?


Zach-3110

Oct 09, 2006 7:37 pm -
i hate rockstar 2. i stupidly made the mistake of buying a can with my last 2 bucks and ended up throwing it away when it was only half empty


billy-4992

Oct 09, 2006 8:21 pm -
you forgot about this one energy drink

http://ftper.newsu a.com/Thumbnail/energydrin _194B.jpg

it looks like semifrozen antifreeze, and tastes about the same, but it gives a pretty good kick


billy-4992

Oct 09, 2006 8:23 pm -
ignore that last comment, with the url, it didnt work, just search google images for "hair of the dog energy drink"


hells

Oct 09, 2006 8:46 pm -
RED BULL AND VODKA IS THE SHIT!!!!!!!!!


captainjacka s

Oct 09, 2006 8:52 pm -
Holy crap, Rockstar is the best. you didnt mention skaterade, jolt, dickens cider, red or blue jack, atomic X,bukoo shot or bawls. you suck.


CTR

Oct 09, 2006 8:59 pm -
just today at work i chugged an amp with 4 caffine pills. didnt do shit.


SaintJelloXI

Oct 09, 2006 10:27 pm -
1. Red Bull is probably the most popular energy drink, and should be a 9.

2. Rockstar is the shit. stfu. its exact same thing as Red Bull, just not as sweet.

3. Monster tastes like melted candy, but some people like it so whatever.

4. Tab tastes like cancer.

5. Yeah u completely left out basically every other energy drink: Bawls, Jolt, All the Sobe ones, 180, Von Dutch, Vault, Blue Ox, MDX, Full Throttle, Boo Koo, Cocaine, Lost, Sparks ...alot more.

6.
Quote:
Its really good when eating mac and cheese too.

nobody gives a shit.

Honostly I dont see why this egg has such a high rating... i dont even know what to rate this, so i wont.


Harry_Wilson

Oct 10, 2006 3:18 am -
has anybody seen on the new that new energy stuff called ’cocaine’ (a drink)
its been banned from australia before even coming here (rolls eyes)
supposedly it has 6 times the amount of caffiene than red bull and has SO much Caffiene you get a 5 minute ’high’
http:/ abcnews.go.com/Health/stor ?id=2459718&page=1
http:// ww.drinkcocaine.com/


dontli kducks

Oct 10, 2006 4:10 am -
Yeh. 3*s because you forgot bawls, and amp rocks.


Nothing_Is_Safe

Oct 10, 2006 4:27 am -
Monster is soooooooo expensive, like $4 AU per can


DECAPITATED

Oct 10, 2006 5:40 am -
5*****


max-da-beast

Oct 10, 2006 9:00 am -
3*


Quote:
RED BULL AND VODKA IS THE SHIT!!!!!!!!!
that is so bad for you red bull stimulates you and vodka slows you down it makes your heart stop if you have too much together...its the most leathal combination...


burn ( made by coca-cola ) is well nice its only available in spain/portugal/romania so i can’t buy it here.... :-(


pol-4888

Oct 10, 2006 12:04 pm -
What about Cocaine? (the energy drink)


_Slayer_

Oct 10, 2006 12:21 pm -
1)how the hell do you have all those energy drinks?how do you afford them?

2)Red Bull, Rockstar, Monster, all taste the same last time i checked. I think rockstar tasted similar at least. IDK if energys really do anything for me. Red Bull, IMO is jsut a waste:tastes like monster buts its 2.00 for 8oz. Maybe its like a shgot of espresso, tho. 1cup of coffee compressed in ashot. IDK. Add more drinks too. 5*


b_boi-997

Oct 10, 2006 3:10 pm -
Decent eggg, you could’ve put more time into working out the details though...

I disagree about the moster chugging thing, I chug one almost every day and I’ve never puked.


bootlegger

Oct 10, 2006 4:15 pm -
fuck you MONSTER SUCKS!
you get more cracked out with rockstar


dill995

Oct 10, 2006 7:59 pm -
I give u a 3 because you said rockstar sucks.I love redbull but i also love rockstar.


fuckineh

Oct 10, 2006 9:23 pm -
Quote:

Monster Energy

The most popular drink with hard core energy junkies, the one, the only, Monster. Due to its powerful kick, great taste (takes getting used to), and large cans, Monster is by far my favorite energy drink. Not for morning use or chugging, you WILL puke. The Lo-Carb version suxxx.


here here!! i drink it before hockey games
it’s what all the rockstars drink during warped tour... well that and beer lawlz... but yes monster owns any ones ass


Amdsk8r

Oct 11, 2006 4:06 pm -
I dring LOST becuase it’s good, i surf and i get it free most times...

if you went to warped tour they had free lost all day


Amdsk8r

Oct 11, 2006 4:13 pm -
oh and how could you make this egg without including Cocaine

It containes 280 milligrams of caffeine thats more then any of the ones you named



The beverage is marketed to give a person a "high" coupled with a tingly euphoric feeling within five minutes of drinking it. That initial boost is followed 15 minutes later by an energy buzz that will last five to six hours, according to the company.

I got this from MSNBC


EroticShavingCream

Oc 11, 2006 4:32 pm -
5 star man...good reviews


Seventeen

Oct 12, 2006 3:04 pm -
good egg 5** but coolah energy is by far the best tasting energy drink availible


gtr_pwr

Oct 13, 2006 1:55 am -
iz theze american drinks cuz in australia ive only evr seen red bull v iz the best anywayz 3*


StealthyJackass

Oct 13, 2006 5:00 am -
My town is getting taken over by asians, so one day we went into an asian supermarket and found the asian version of red bull, it tastes slightly better I still didn’t like but me all my friends were up all night from it. By the way they come in cool little glass bottles that are fun to break at 4 AM. My Favorite is the AMP tallboy


FL

Oct 13, 2006 7:13 am -
i dont know why but when i have red bull or other energy drinks it does the opposite effect. it makes me fall asleep. im dead serious. so i usually have it before i go to bed.


FL

Oct 13, 2006 7:18 am -
you also forgot about "V" which tastes better then red bull and is a lot more cheaper


FL

Oct 13, 2006 7:22 am -
5* also


Alison-990

Oct 13, 2006 4:13 pm -
Monster has like no caffeine in it...drink Cocaine it will keep you up for hours 4*


Kempton

Oct 14, 2006 8:39 am -
The most pointless egg 0


Munkeey

Oct 15, 2006 10:35 pm -
Mmmm...

Monster, tastes like ADHD.


--Jotto--

Oct 18, 2006 9:34 am -
How could you possibly forget Jolt?


luvfire

Oct 19, 2006 3:44 pm -
MONSTER GUIVS MY BROTHER LITERALY A TAHO FULL OF MONSTERS THEY FILL HIS TAHO TO THE ROOF WITH CRATES OF MONSTER OR ALLSTAR (IT CHANGES) AND PAY HIM TO GUIVE IT AWAY TO PEOPLE. AT COLLEGE THEY HAVE MONSTER PARTIES! I SWEAR TO GOD. ALL HE HAS TO DO TAKE PICS OF PEOPLE DRINKING THEM AND SHOW MONSTER.


Inoyc

Oct 20, 2006 8:52 pm -
Dude you forgot like
Bawls
Jolt
Full throttle
Lost
Stinger
and like so many more


BulletsForBlood

Oct 24, 2006 12:30 am -
most of these i havent even heard of.
over here in australia there is prity much only redbull, v, wild, coffeeshots and speed


amt

Nov 07, 2006 2:49 pm -
rockstar is amazing especially rockstar jucied


Pilot-In-Training

No 12, 2006 8:39 pm - nice
nice egg, 5*. I like all of your eggs. i Prefer REd bull the most though


Tanker-8451

Nov 18, 2006 11:27 am -
we have these 2 kids (freshmen) on our football team that have ADHD, and the one loves energy drinks. so we go on a trip to a college game and as we mooned the passing cars we decided not to let the kid ride with us if he gets an energy drink at the next rest area. sure enough the dumbass did, and we locked him out. he rode in our lineman coaches van. sounds like he chugged the thing and freaked out, so they had to hog tie him and duct tape his mouth. one of the seniors got some pictures lol.


FL

Nov 20, 2006 6:11 pm -
ive seen monster almost everywhere in the supermarkets. thats over in south australia though

Dec 02, 2006 9:47 am -
Quote:
and i know people who could sip on bawls allll day
rofl 5* for this one comment


dmn

Dec 13, 2006 10:25 am -
hey man, bookoo, bawls, and JOLT BLUE are amazing!!!


Munkey106

Dec 13, 2006 11:03 am -
Monster Assault is the best energy drink.


TheVegimite

Dec 18, 2006 4:24 pm -
u left out my favorite Bawls, try it, it give you a kick like no other


Ownage_Machine

Jan 09, 2007 9:19 pm -
You should add NOS energy drink, BAWLZ, and Jolt. Bawlz is Pretty rare, but it tastes heavenly and has a medium kick. Jolt is cola, and tastes just like CocaCola, but has an enormous kick.


SatansRapier

Jan 17, 2007 8:50 pm -
LMAO, the last time i had a Jolt i got kicked out of a resturant, me and a couple friends drank 2 each, then bout 2 hours later we went to a bar and grill in buffulo, and i tweaked on a couple people sitting near us, and the manager came and told me to leave, cause i was disrupting nearly everone in the store, o yea, 5*


P.S. Monster kicks ass, but i grew an immunity to it from drinking way to many, i have to drink 3 to get the same effects my friend gets after 1


BJthenoiseydude

Jan 20, 2007 3:24 pm -
For now, monster assualt is my favorite.
but when they comin out with that cocaine shit?


greeny-1195

Jan 22, 2007 10:08 pm - me
okay 4#


aLL_MuST_DiE

Jan 23, 2007 7:03 pm -
cola black is the shnitzel


Smithers

Feb 04, 2007 6:49 am -
you fucking forgot to put in any of the sobe’s or NOS both kick ass so you get a 2* just for the pic


spuce72

Mar 03, 2007 6:01 pm -
your gay rock star has the most kick and better flavor and pwns monster


pyro1231

Mar 10, 2007 11:49 am -
i like red bull the best but there is this stuff called nose at the store down the street has anyone it tasts worse than red bull and i bouht a 1/2 leter bottel of it


pyro1231

Mar 10, 2007 11:53 am -
i ment nos


Flon-4446

May 22, 2007 10:51 am -
You have awful taste in energy drinks. 0*


Smog

Jun 15, 2007 7:21 pm -
Wow, your list looks pretty accurate. You’re missing a bunch though. Personally I like Sobe Adrenaline Rush, Unfortantly, with all the energy drinks i’ve been chugging down lately they are all starting to lose there kick :(. The last buzz I got was before I went to my friends airsoft war, I chugged an Amp (Big Rig), an Adrenaline Rush, and then drank half of a Rip-it (Power).

Btw, has ANYONE ever heard of Rip-It? Its ok, I mean, the Lime Wrecker kind kickz ass, It has great taste but kind of a low to medium kick, but its only a dollar for a can about the size of a Monster, so who can complain? Which reminds me! Vanilla ice cream, Rip-it (lime wrecker), Faygo Moon Mist, and 4 of each flavor of Pixie Stixz all mixed together tastes REALLY REALLY good!

Srry, rambling on, lets get to the point, 4*.


matt-6055

Jun 17, 2007 8:21 pm -
rockstar is awesome i dont no what ur smokin
and u dont even have sobe adrenline rush


Peace_Frog

Jul 10, 2007 9:03 pm -
You forgot Lost, Bawls, Cocaine, And Jolt


thestupidlowlife

Jul 14, 2007 6:27 pm -
Your way off. Your missing a ton. Rockstar Rules.

How could you forget full throttle??


BMXMAN

Oct 29, 2007 5:54 pm -
you suck at rating energy drinks


Whitekong

Jan 23, 2008 5:52 am - omg
Quote:
The chemicals in an energy drink consist of (but not limited too) caffeine, guarana taurine, ginseng, maltodextrin, inositol, carnitine, creatine, glucuronolactone and ginkgo biloba.


wow, I would have never thought of reading the lable to get all this info


tomie

Feb 04, 2008 7:09 pm -
wow bro how can u leav out fullthrotel its the best energy drink ever also nos and bawls are fkn good


greggers

Feb 12, 2008 12:47 pm - omg
first of all, most energy drinks are not carbonated. secondly, no wiat, that’s all. 3*s for your
"work". i don’t really agree with your opinions but o well.


mciain

Sep 07, 2008 6:33 pm -
Quote:
rock star suks dont buy it

fuck you ^

oh and you dont have hardly any thing on here what about NOS cocaine and those

and your rating unfairly rockstar has the most kikc out of all of those and you just being a priack




Nos- good at any time of the day tastes like lemopny oranges makes you feel like you just been give a 1 liter shot of addreanaline (22ozer)

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