Rigu’s gay story (working title)
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(82 votes)
Published: Oct 10, 2006 12:23 p.m.
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Many moons ago in the ancient land of Eire, an evil demon named Balor lived in his fortress, high atop a tall jagged stormbeaten mountain.
Balor lived with his band of fierce murderors and thieves who, every now and again, would come down from the mountain and attack a village, killing and stealing all they could see.
Afterwards, they would burn the village to the ground and return to their
fortress to reap the spoils of their campaign, leaving nothing but smoking ruins, weeping survivors and devastation.
The king, fed up with this, had sent his soldiers to the mountain fortress, but Balor and his band of demons always managed to drive them off. In desperation, the king summoned one of his last remaining warriors, Caedmon, to his palace.
Entering the chamber, Caedmon knelt before his king and asked how he could be of service. "Caedmon" the king spoke. "you have been a loyal warrior of this kingdom for many years. I need you to do one last mission for me. Go to the mountain and kill the demon Balor. It will be an unimaginably difficult task, but I know you are up to it." Saying nothing, Caedmon simply nodded in aknowledgement and turned to leave. "It will be done, my lord" he called as he left the room.
Two days later, Caedmon set off on his mission. A thick fog covered the moon as Caedmon reached the foot of thee mountain. Dressed in a brown hooded robe, he carried no weapons, just a plan. Caedmon began his ascent.
As he neared the summit, the demons watched his approach. "Who cares about this begger? said the leader Balor. "Let him approach." As the warrior reached the entrance, he was confromted by Balor. Caedmon bowed gracefully and averted his gaze. "Please good sir" Caedmon begged. "I am but an old man seeking refuge from the elements. I beg you to let me come inside." The demon scornfully replied: "Come in, old man, and stay in a corner." And so, Caedmon entered the fortress and huddled in a corner, while the bandits devowered the food stolen from a nearby village.
After a few hours, Caedmon rose to his feet saying "The winds have dropped. I can now go on my way. In thanks for your hospitality, I would like to offer you this bottle of whiskey." Without saying a word, the deamons snatched the bottle and, in the blink of an eye, had emptied it. But just as quickly, all the bandits lay on the floor dead as the whiskey had contained an extremely potent poison.
And so, the warrior Caedmon, too old to wield a sword, had defeated the mighty demons and served his king one last time.
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 | Oct 10, 2006 12:28 pm -
5*s from the nicest person in the world! |
 | Oct 10, 2006 12:31 pm -
lol random but awesome :] 5* |
 | Oct 10, 2006 12:47 pm -
5* |
 | Oct 10, 2006 1:05 pm -
how do you put an avater on your egg so the pic shows up on the ’new eggs’ section? |
| Oct 10, 2006 1:08 pm -
^^ it does, just takes a little bit |
| Oct 10, 2006 1:10 pm -
oops, nevermind |
| Oct 10, 2006 2:59 pm -
Pretty cool 5*
check out some of my story eggs |
 | Oct 10, 2006 3:32 pm -
Quote: 5*s from the nicest person in the world! |
 | Oct 10, 2006 3:48 pm -
5* because the old man owned those demons. |
 | Oct 10, 2006 4:45 pm -
lol |
| Oct 10, 2006 4:45 pm -
lol dats weird |
 | Oct 10, 2006 5:51 pm -
i have a question about this part i found Quote: Entering the chamber, Caedmon knelt before his king and asked how he could be of service. "Caedmon" the king spoke. "you have been a loyal warrior of this kingdom for many years. I need you to do one last mission for me.Then the king took Caedmon’s head and put it between his legs.Caedmon willingly obliged,giving the fairest bj in the land. |
 | Oct 10, 2006 7:48 pm -
i think someones jealous of Chris Paulini...the dude that wrote that dragon book. anyway 4* |
| Oct 11, 2006 12:27 am -
hehe, that’s goin straight into the director’s cut, ShoetheBoot-4952 |
 | Oct 11, 2006 11:02 am -
.......wtf |
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