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UE: Climbing an Electrical Tower to the Top by Defiler

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Published: Oct 14, 2006 12:17 p.m.
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So this is the sequel to the previous egg I made. I only made it about half way last time, but this time I made it all the way to the top. This egg may inspire you to do stupid shit aswell, so let me give you some more warnings.

    Never do it with it is raining (for extremely fucking obvious reasons)
    Do not do it if you have no upper body strength
    Do not do it if you are a pussy
    Do not do it if you are not flexible
    Do not do it if you have no reasoning logic
    Do not do it if you cry over getting injured (which ties into the not being a pussy thing)


I am sure most of those are obvious as to why I said them. A weak, fat, kid who is scared of everything is 99.99% likely to die. It wobbles like shit up at the very top and is very windy.

So that is about it. If you pass all those warnings, then go find the nearest electrical tower and climb that fucker.

You have the background story behind this egg so now all that is left is the pictures with captions. The pictures in link form are BIG (2000 x 1500), just incase anyone wants them. I myself prefer to have all the pictures big but the site doesn’t so I will include both.

The tower again.


Friend.


Looking up.


Looking down. I was below the very top arm in this picture.


Great view.


No idea why they dug the lake like this.


Getting near the top, looking down. That is as high as my friend climbed. I continued the rest of the way up with him. He is either slow or I am fast because I climbed up and down it much faster than he did. He head is to the right of my shoe.


His bike. It got pretty damn small towards the top.


A few feet from the top looking down. The beams got gay here and were a little harder to navigate on.

The very top looking at the row of power lines in the distance.


Top again, different view.


As I said in the previous egg, excuse the gay facial expressions. It was windy and I had to yell to talk to my friend who was below me by quite a bit.




Another view.








A neighboor hood. They are built like shit. Everything is white except for a few red brick houses. Fucking Mexicans.


And now for the links.
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b158/xDefilerx/Climbing%20Top%20Big/PCDV0001.jpg
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b158/xDefilerx/Climbing%20Top%20Big/PCDV0009.jpg
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b158/xDefilerx/Climbing%20Top%20Big/PCDV0014.jpg
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b158/xDefilerx/Climbing%20Top%20Big/PCDV0015.jpg
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b158/xDefilerx/Climbing%20Top%20Big/PCDV0016.jpg
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b158/xDefilerx/Climbing%20Top%20Big/PCDV0018.jpg
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b158/xDefilerx/Climbing%20Top%20Big/PCDV0021.jpg
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b158/xDefilerx/Climbing%20Top%20Big/PCDV0022.jpg
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b158/xDefilerx/Climbing%20Top%20Big/PCDV0023.jpg
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b158/xDefilerx/Climbing%20Top%20Big/PCDV0024.jpg
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b158/xDefilerx/Climbing%20Top%20Big/PCDV0027.jpg
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b158/xDefilerx/Climbing%20Top%20Big/PCDV0029.jpg
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b158/xDefilerx/Climbing%20Top%20Big/PCDV0033.jpg
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b158/xDefilerx/Climbing%20Top%20Big/PCDV0035.jpg
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b158/xDefilerx/Climbing%20Top%20Big/PCDV0036.jpg
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b158/xDefilerx/Climbing%20Top%20Big/PCDV0041.jpg
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b158/xDefilerx/Climbing%20Top%20Big/PCDV0042.jpg
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b158/xDefilerx/Climbing%20Top%20Big/PCDV0045.jpg
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Pyrx

Oct 14, 2006 12:25 pm -
holly fuck nice, but isnt the voltage in those lines really high? i mean high enough to jump a couple of meters?


5* crazy.


TheShitHawk

Oct 14, 2006 12:26 pm -
If you touched that 20,000 volt line you would go Poof, and you would be a pile of dust. 5


Over-Dose

Oct 14, 2006 12:29 pm -
Awesome 5*****


Defiler

Oct 14, 2006 12:29 pm -
Yeah there is high voltage, hence why the sign says so.


rush-2112

Oct 14, 2006 12:32 pm -
YA!!!!!!!!!you do got balls.damn.you get a double 5 for having big ass balls.


taxi-driver

Oct 14, 2006 12:35 pm -
insulated wires can arc A COUPLE METERS lol man u need like sooooo much voltage for that like thousands per inch lol 5* defiler


taxi-driver

Oct 14, 2006 12:38 pm -
sry *CAN’T ARC


Defiler

Oct 14, 2006 12:42 pm -
Link to first egg.
http://www.rottenegg .com/r3/show/se/200167.htm


Defiler

Oct 14, 2006 12:54 pm -
There is an even taller tower on the other side of the bayou I want to try and climb. The only problem is that it is in the open and someone might call the cops on me. That and it is covered in power lines.


ajmuej

Oct 14, 2006 12:59 pm -
DEAR GOD! That’s awesome, I’ve never even heard of climbing one of those. Very nice 5* for you.


Defiler

Oct 14, 2006 12:59 pm -

http://i19.photobucket.c m/albums/b158/xDefilerx/Cl mbing%20Top%20Big/ CDV0028.jpg


DrVanilla

Oct 14, 2006 1:00 pm -
ill give you a dollar if you touch the highvoltage wire..........well five stars to this and your prof kthxbai


rush-2112

Oct 14, 2006 1:00 pm -
on the other comment of the other egg i mentioned seeing a foot print.i also found a knife looking thing.


willis

Oct 14, 2006 1:06 pm -
nice 5*


Blinx

Oct 14, 2006 1:06 pm -
welln written *5


Defiler

Oct 14, 2006 1:10 pm -
That picture is too damn small to make anything out. Post it bigger.


rush-2112

Oct 14, 2006 1:15 pm -


Defiler

Oct 14, 2006 1:22 pm -
What are you smoking? The knife is a large puddle and the shoe print is a small puddle.


rush-2112

Oct 14, 2006 1:23 pm -
i know they just look like it.


Defiler

Oct 14, 2006 1:58 pm -

http://i19.photobucket.c m/albums/b158/xDefilerx/Cl mbing%20Top%20Big/ CDV0023-1.jpg


FreakDesign

Oc 14, 2006 2:19 pm -
Thats cool. I am pretty much afraid of hights, but thats awesome.


Makel

Oct 14, 2006 2:52 pm -
lol 5****


MarioTheDoq

Oct 14, 2006 2:53 pm -
Quote:

A neighboor hood. They are built like shit. Everything is white except for a few red brick houses. Fucking Mexicans.


what did u say whyte boi?


rush-2112

Oct 14, 2006 3:16 pm -
^^i was about to say that but didnt know how to put it.thanks


prosk8r712

Oct 14, 2006 3:44 pm -
I’m Mexican and I hate Mexicans...W00t for Defiler


hobo-8352

Oct 14, 2006 3:47 pm -
Wow that is crazy nice job definate 5*


DrVanilla

Oct 14, 2006 4:06 pm -
Quote:
I’m Mexican and I hate Mexicans...W00t for Defiler
MOTHER FUCKER YOU WANT SHOT nah jk im mexican only like 15% LOL yea i agree with you i hate mexicans too....


Defiler

Oct 14, 2006 4:19 pm -
Well I went back again. It was another spur of the moment idea. This time I brought a sharpie and signed the top of the tower. I also signed my friend’s name because he asked me to, even though he wasn’t there and never made it to the top. This was the 3rd time I climbed it. I found out it takes me about 10 minutes to go up, 10 minutes down. I could go down in about 5 seconds if I jumped. The song What Doesn’t Die by Anthrax seemed to fit nicely when I was climbing.

I also gave Weasel free advertisment by signing www.RottenEggs.com up there along with my RE name. I also signed a more or less private thing up there. The only way for anyone to find out what I wrote is to climb it. I have some more pictures (and cuts/scrapes/bruises) that I will post soon.


Defiler

Oct 14, 2006 4:35 pm -

Emo poses (odd angles) are the coolest! My skin got bent in this one.



Uber emo.


http://i19.photobu ket.com/albums/b158/xDefil rx/Climb%20Again%2 Big/PCDV0004.jpg
http://i1 .photobucket.com/albums/b1 8/xDefilerx/Climb%20Ag in%20Big/PCDV0010.jpg
ttp://i19.photobucket.com/ lbums/b158/xDefilerx/Climb #37;20Again%20Big/PCDV 013.jpg
http://i19.photobu ket.com/albums/b158/xDefil rx/Climb%20Again%2 Big/PCDV0031.jpg
http://i1 .photobucket.com/albums/b1 8/xDefilerx/Climb%20Ag in%20Big/PCDV0048.jpg


D filer

Oct 14, 2006 5:23 pm -
Quote:
what did u say whyte boi?

That comment went towards the wrong picture. I thought the picture was of the neighboor hood that was nothing but white houses, which is why I said that.


Bart-7379-2751

Oct 14, 2006 6:02 pm -
dude your fucking asome ive always wanted to do this but never able too you should climb one of those realy big ratio towers and make it a egg


dew-man

Oct 14, 2006 6:36 pm -
fucking insane, 5*


Defiler

Oct 14, 2006 6:40 pm -
I think I am done climbing those for now unless I have a reason. They are all the same anyways. Three times risking my life seems to be enough. I am wondering how long that sharpie is going to stay up there. The sun can get really bad and it has been raining a lot lately.


Defiler

Oct 14, 2006 7:13 pm -
Quote:
This was the 3rd time I climbed it. I found out it takes me about 10 minutes to go up, 10 minutes down.


H-Dogg

Oct 14, 2006 7:17 pm -
Putting your life on the line for our amusement... five stars for you!

Anyway, if you’re ever climbing a metal structure again and want to sign your name permanently, use a punch lettering set, and a hammer:


You might want to hold the punch with pliers in one hand while hammering with the other.

And get a hard hat. It might offer some protection for you, but more importantly, it makes it look like you’re supposed to be there:


Hey, what are you kids doing up there?
We’re the mothafuckin’ linemen, beeyatch! Get offa deez nutz!


Labatyd

Oct 14, 2006 7:24 pm -
the voltage is high on the wires, ur right it is windy like shit on top of them, i climbed one with my friend and at the top he was filming with my digital camera and he dropped it, i nearly pushed him off lol

Fun as fuck 5*s


Jd230

Oct 14, 2006 7:38 pm -
god, ur crazy..5*’s how high do you think the top is in feet?


Defiler

Oct 14, 2006 7:39 pm -
Well it was really for my own amusement, but since I had pictures, there was no reason to not make an egg about it. Well that is atleast what other memebers said.

I think a lot of people saw me up there. It was next to a busy road and an even busier highway. I bet they were all wishing I’d fall. If I saw someone climbing one of those I would think really hard about him falling too. After all, my teacher said I could do anything if I put my mind to it.


Defiler

Oct 14, 2006 7:41 pm -
I don’t know the exact height, but I know it is over 100 feet.


5yco

Oct 14, 2006 7:42 pm -
fuck dude u are awsome 5 stars


Jd230

Oct 14, 2006 7:42 pm -
what if you did fall lol


Defiler

Oct 14, 2006 7:47 pm -
Then you would of never seen these pictures and my friend would be the only one who would know what happened to me.


Defiler

Oct 14, 2006 7:53 pm -
And hold on. Why are you using feet? Don’t Canadians use metrics? I smell a conspiracy.


rippa

Oct 14, 2006 8:29 pm -
First off, 5*. That’s pretty deadly. Second, I’m Canadian, I use feet, pounds (I think we’re supposed to use kilograms or something, I don’t know, I’ve never taken an interest in this country) inches, and almost eveything you’d use in America. So sadly, it’s not a conspiracy.


Defiler

Oct 14, 2006 9:45 pm -
My perception of what is deadly and what isn’t has been fucked, along with my idea of what is right and what is wrong. That applies to general situations that can be right/wrong, and moral ones. I think those two things helped contribute to me climbing that thing. That or I am just a dumbass.


rush-2112

Oct 14, 2006 10:02 pm -
hey defiler tell me where excately is that tower so i can climb on it and write something next to the thing that u wrote.

Oct 15, 2006 1:13 am - NICE JOB!!!
MAN, If I could give you more than 5 stars I would, pics are sized WAY better in this egg than the last!!!!

You can practically FEEL the excitement of the climb!!

AWESOME!!!

( finally a face to put with the enigma that is Defiler)


joshwa

Oct 15, 2006 5:30 am -
OMFG u maddd bastard 5***** any1 who disses this egg is an utter twat..U FUCKIN RULE!!!


OnikuraX

Oct 15, 2006 6:09 am -
nice! lol you are quite the courageous one :] 5*


gamehippo

Oct 15, 2006 7:11 am -
wow my hands got sweaty just looking at the pics
99999999999999999* STARS


Defiler

Oct 15, 2006 7:49 am -
Viper, I’ve had a few pictures of me in my profile for awhile.


Defiler

Oct 15, 2006 8:29 am -
The widest beams were only about 3 - 3.5 inches wide at most. I didn’t have any balancing problems. If I was to have any balancing problems, they would of been on the pegs. There were many times where I had to put both feet on one peg. That doesn’t sound like a big deal, other than the fact that one of my feet was only making contact with about half an inch of the peg and the other side was hanging off.


GazTehPwner

Oct 15, 2006 9:54 am - nice
5* your fucking mental


Defiler

Oct 15, 2006 10:11 am -
That is exactly what I told my friend as we were climbing.


xfusion

Oct 15, 2006 10:57 am -
I’ve always thought of climbing one of these towers, but the high power ones in my area are about 200+’ tall and emit a hum that resonates through the whole tower. Too creepy for me.


Firestarter_alex

Oct 15, 2006 11:54 am -
I will give everything you ever do 5 if you go up the top and take a shit off !!! haha would be awesome !


Firestarter_alex

Oct 15, 2006 12:01 pm -
those red brick houses...1 is mexican the other 2 are portericans hahaha


Defiler

Oct 15, 2006 12:06 pm -
A good way to kill yourself is to climb that thing barefoot while it’s raining. But then again you won’t even be able to make it 4 feet into the air without slipping off.


zephir

Oct 15, 2006 12:09 pm -
fucking insane. Not even linemen wants to go there unless it’s really important. 5*


Defiler

Oct 15, 2006 12:56 pm -
Well if I fail highschool I can fall (omg puns are hilarious) back on being a lineman to be a living.


Defiler

Oct 15, 2006 2:03 pm -
It’s a mix of both. Climbing down would be very hard if it weren’t for the beams, even though you are only supposed to use the pegs and not the beams.


dandadevil90

Oct 15, 2006 4:11 pm -
dude you live out in the fucking boonies lol


Defiler

Oct 15, 2006 8:07 pm -
The Glock picture was taken awhile ago. People change over time.


DankSmoka

Oct 16, 2006 9:35 pm -
5* awesome bro! but fuckin crazy.


theRIAA

Oct 17, 2006 6:06 pm - wow what a badass!
i wish i was as cool as you defiler! lol

seriously, why?

*dissapears for another 18 months*


Terrafire

Oct 18, 2006 9:06 pm -
R.I.P


420_Darkside_420

Oct 19, 2006 7:19 am -
[color=orange]R.I.P[/colo ]


420_Darkside_420

Oct 19, 2006 7:21 am -
R.I.P.


Spike-6865

Oct 19, 2006 2:31 pm -
may you climb all the pylons you wish


jaylbreak

Oct 20, 2006 11:51 am -
RIP


Freak_on_a_leash

Oct 20, 2006 8:52 pm -
RIP?


fireisyourfriend

Oct 21, 2006 5:35 am -
RIP MICHEL


xX_PsYcHo_Xx

Oct 21, 2006 6:04 am -
Great last Egg!

Im glad it was a UE egg but seriously u r teh ghey! lol

man i cant pretend that you are still alive... RIP...


JunkieMonkey

Oct 21, 2006 3:54 pm -
R.I.P


cliff-7653-65

Oct 21, 2006 4:43 pm -
rip


cliff-7653-65

Oct 21, 2006 4:46 pm -
RIP


gully

Oct 22, 2006 1:18 am -
up in heaven climb a tower and right my gully on der 4 me R.I.P


Skip

Oct 22, 2006 8:23 am -
ur stupid for doing this and i hope the next time u try this u get shocked and fall...i dont call that having big balls...WOW u climbed a highly electric tower...i call this very stupid


BurnVictim

Oct 22, 2006 3:16 pm -
RIP you son of a bitch that deleted my comment.


pol-4888

Oct 23, 2006 12:38 pm -
Umm...Skip, he’s already dead. RIP if you really are Resting.


Firestarter_alex

O t 24, 2006 8:49 am -
wow..i wonder what we all would have said if we knew he would kill himself in a few days ...fucking hell...Im sure..after getting rid of all his problems..he really can rest in peace .
defiler - gone but not forgotten


kos89

Oct 24, 2006 9:36 pm -
wait...how we know hes dead again?


Over-Dose

Oct 27, 2006 3:37 pm -
R.I.P Defiler you will always be rembered.


Over-Dose

Oct 27, 2006 3:38 pm -
Remembered*


Jason-8138

Oct 27, 2006 8:48 pm -
i respect you. you have large testicles


Freak_on_a_leash

ct 28, 2006 5:38 am -
How do we know he’s dead?


Leviethain

Oct 28, 2006 3:21 pm -
kind fo a stupid idea, but u got big BIG balls, so gj :P


Jaan

Oct 30, 2006 9:21 pm -
nice, but the pics didn’t work, soz m8.
4*


FL

Nov 28, 2006 6:58 am -
RIP defiler. i do wish i could see these photos but evil photobucket deleted them.


telemachus-5238

Apr 12, 2007 4:48 pm -
I wish I could see those pictures. However, 5* and R.I.P.


FL

May 22, 2007 6:05 am -
i think he blew up his computer or something. but that surely wouldn’t delete the pictures on a website?

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