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Sex Tips (highten your sex life)

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(72 votes)
Published: Oct 15, 2006 3:28 a.m.
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Ok this is a little egg to help my fellow brothers with SEX.the following is just some advice on some sex tips to make ur girl come back for more.

TIP#1...Preperation Fuck...
first of all to start warm her up a bit with a bit of fingering,(doing this makes her pussy relax and mould around to the size of your finger) making it smaller an tighter so when you stick your cock in it feels a fuck load better for you and her
(this is good for peeps with small cocks or peeps hoo cant go for too long,this gets her off faster)

TIP#2...Spanish Tap...
Place the palm of your hand on her mons (the bit where her pubic hair is),and rest your fingers lightly on her vaginal lips.Rest your thumb on her thigh. Lightly but firmly press your palm onto her mons and begin to move your hand in a tiny circular motion. Your palm should not slide too much over her skin during this process.Repeat this process until you have done ten circles.then raise your fingers and lightly tap her vaginal lips about once a second until you have given her ten taps. After giving the taps,rest your hand for five to ten seconds.Then repeat the whole routine over and over(this may sound like shit but its not trust me it works)

TIP#3...G Spot...
With your fingers approximately two to three inches in, move your fingers in even circles all around the inside of the vagina.(It generally feels best if you keep consistent(,firm pressure along the entire length of the vaginal walls while fingering. You may wish to give a little extra pressure towards her belly as long as you don’t break the steady rotational rhythm. Stop rotating your fingers and rest your fingertips on the (usually slightly ridged) area of the vagina just behind the pubic bone and exert pressure towards her belly (upwards). This is direct G Spot stimulation, and it usually feels best if the fingers are subtly moving. You can move your fingers in small, slow circles, or point your fingers more sharply and rock them back and forth.

An advanced and very successful technique is a combination of the two. Trace the inside of her vagina with your finger(s), while moving in and out. Make sure that your fingertip always hits the g spot on each rotation. Finding a nice rhythm is critical in this technique, and when you get it right, she’ll be asking you for more.
 

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DarkestAngel

Oct 15, 2006 3:37 am -
Woot first! Your spelling sucks dude. I wanna see pics of your techniques LOL


GummuZ

Oct 15, 2006 3:53 am -
ive only got pics with me in it and im not showing you them


Tyrant

Oct 15, 2006 3:58 am -
The spelling in this egg does not suck.


gully

Oct 15, 2006 4:15 am -
lol how about you just get your dick and pound her one i didnt understand what you were talking about but shit happens 5* because you talk about pussy


Blackaura

Oct 15, 2006 4:23 am -
mmm sexxxxxxxxxx. 5*


KeyzOffYaChain

Oct 15, 2006 4:47 am -
I will have to try this 5 *


joshwa

Oct 15, 2006 5:15 am -
snds helpful like but hard 2 understand, i dont expect u 2 film it like lol but could do with some diagrams or summat haha.. not bad 4****


-PapaSmurf-

Oct 15, 2006 6:10 am -
surprisingly this wasnt a shit egg about the best way to have sex is by...

Step1:
Eat a raw egg, fresh out of your mom preferably.

Step2:
Gouge a hole in the obdominal area of the stomache.

Step3:
Insert penis in hole.

Step4:
Feel the stomache acids burn!!!

Yummy!


FreakDesig

Oct 15, 2006 6:18 am -
0* C/P


ajmuej

Oct 15, 2006 6:28 am -
Quote:
ive only got pics with me in it and im not showing you them

I’m supposed to believe that?


Salamanderhead

Oct 15, 2006 6:29 am -
LOL@ JOSH, finds this hard to understand.


SloWay

Oct 15, 2006 9:38 am -
even a first timer would do this without thinking about it. I can’t see how this would help anyone that’s not in a wheelchair and without all the sences.


fingerwalker

Oct 15, 2006 10:54 am -
about half of the RE population doesnt have a sex life, 5* though


max-da-beast

Oct 15, 2006 11:40 am -
3*.....also if (iv got fuck off long fingers) you go stright in w/ the fingers go right push past some spongy stuff n touch the top of some squechy/sticky stuff you can give her unlimited orgys...or just go in like this ()...


max-da-beast

ct 15, 2006 11:41 am -
were the fuck did the rest of my last comment go I put in about 10 more lines....oh nm


DrVanilla

Oct 15, 2006 6:00 pm -
its called a donkey punch...way faster and easier


DrVanilla

Oct 15, 2006 6:01 pm -
five stars btw


FattyMcFly

Oct 15, 2006 9:18 pm -
gummuz would probably be lucky to get laid by his hands 0*s









jk 5*s


Shave_Americas_Bush-61 7

Oct 15, 2006 11:21 pm -
most girls complain that it makes them feel like they have to pee if pressure is placed on the stomach while stimulating the g-spot.... 5s


Juley-6547-4454

Oct 16, 2006 1:39 am -
this egg got me off 5*


-_Forrest_-

Oct 16, 2006 5:02 am -
hah keyz.. 4*

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