How to Clean the Toilet and Cat very effectively.
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(248 votes)
Published: Oct 20, 2006 6:02 a.m.
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1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can,and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the Toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Rest in peace Defiler, I cry for you brother.
-Sam |
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 | Oct 20, 2006 6:09 am -
This would work....But gay...0* |
 | Oct 20, 2006 6:21 am -
I Didn’t entend this to be taken seriously.
Lol... |
 | Oct 20, 2006 6:58 am -
my mom got this from my aunt in an e-mail before i found it quite humerous, oh well 3 stars? |
 | Oct 20, 2006 7:59 am -
I like funny eggs. Humor is always a nice thing, especially at the current time where everyone is so down. 5*’s easy because I laughed as I pictured this in my head. Oh and also that picture of the cat in the toilet helped with the imagination,ahaha. |
| O t 20, 2006 8:03 am -
Yeah we’re all down these past days. But life goes on, and we must adjust. |
 | Oc 20, 2006 8:09 am -
Rest in peace Defiler, I cry for you brother.
5 |
 | Oct 20, 2006 8:17 am -
wow this is fuckin stupid 0*’s |
 | Oct 20, 2006 10:13 am -
this is a good egg i give it 3* but it might get dropped because of cruelty to animals |
 | Oct 20, 2006 11:39 am -
what happened to defiler? |
 | Oct 20, 2006 11:57 am -
fucking funny
*5 |
 | Oct 20, 2006 12:15 pm -
haha... that was definatly worth reading! 5* |
 | Oct 20, 2006 1:00 pm -
I lol’ed at the title...I dunno if this would really be considered animal cruelty, I know it’s only a joke, and all...I’ll with-hold my vote. |
 | Oct 20, 2006 1:00 pm -
Im going to give you a 5 because i laughed hard as hell. |
| Oct 20, 2006 1:03 pm -
Quote: 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". |
 | Oct 20, 2006 2:17 pm -
I forgot your instuctions,and i took a dump after step 4.Now the entire house smells and my ass is bloody.Thank you.5* |
 | Oct 20, 2006 5:51 pm -
lol funny but not plausable
cool people jion my group
http://www.rotteneg s.com/r3/show/se/200617.ht l |
 | Oct 20, 2006 9:33 pm -
I was at a cheap Chinese buffet restaurant last week, and there was a rerun of The King of Queens on the television in the mostly deserted dining room. This egg made me laugh, which is more than the army of screenplay writers responsible for The King of Queens could do. I farted a couple of times, paid the adorable eight-year-old Chinese girl at the register, and left. Thanks for the egg, and the kind sentiment. |
 | Oct 21, 2006 12:40 pm -
hahahahaha the thought of this made me laugh |
 | Oct 21, 2006 7:06 pm -
Just might work lol. |
 | Oct 22, 2006 8:00 pm -
5
RIP michael
game hippo- defiler commited suicide last tuesday if you didnt know, it was all over local news where i live because he was in the same school district as me. |
 | Oct 25, 2006 5:24 pm -
The cat scratched me. But it worked lol. |
 | Nov 08, 2006 8:29 am -
I love cats, but this is just fucking awesome.
5* |
 | Nov 10, 2006 10:30 am -
I farted 5 times while reading this, so 5 stars it is! |
 | Nov 15, 2006 6:46 pm -
hahaha nice. 5 |
 | Nov 15, 2006 10:34 pm -
bwahahhahahah dumbasses actually took it seriously.. That scares me. 4 stars fro a good laugh. |
 | Nov 18, 2006 3:40 pm -
I think that’s pretty retarded................. .........POINTLESS!....... .........0 stars |
 | Nov 22, 2006 11:33 am -
lol so funny 5* |
 | Nov 22, 2006 11:46 pm -
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa dude thats fucking asome now i can finaly get those nastly rings out and got back at the cat that pissed in my car at the same time!5 |
 | Nov 23, 2006 11:12 am -
just thinking about it made me laugh, lol "the cat is actually enjoying this"
5 stars |
 | Dec 05, 2006 9:41 am -
That’s a funny ass picture, some crazy shit. |
 | Dec 10, 2006 8:40 am -
I hate cats |
 | Dec 18, 2006 9:48 am -
no offence but for you to even try this is lame. to write it down is even worse. |
 | Dec 30, 2006 5:58 pm -
this is fucked up |
 | Feb 13, 2007 8:49 am -
that made me laugh... 5*s |
 | Apr 30, 2007 8:34 pm - wow
thats really fucked up if you do that to your cat and if defiler is your cat that died, it probably happened from the power washes you gave it. Even though thats like animal creulty or something ill still give 5* |
| Apr 30, 2007 8:36 pm - wow
thats really fucked up if you do that to your cat and if defiler is your cat that died, it probably happened from the power washes you gave it. Even though thats like animal creulty or something ill still give 5* |
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