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(125 votes)
Published: Oct 20, 2006 4:49 p.m.
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Okay aboutfive years ago in math class i was sitting there taking a test and the principle came and got me and took me out of class for some reason and took me to her office. i was clueless. i was sitting her office for like an hour and then finally someone came in and told me to follow them. so i went in to this meeting room and they told me to sit down. finall they told me what i was i was in there for. selling a cd that had documents on it adout making bombs and explosives. and for selling some fuse. so then they ask me i was getting bullied "no". and then they ask me if i was going to blow up some building or possibly the school"uh no". so then after like two hours of this "meeting" they go through my boookbag and find plans about making pipeguns "im screwed" so then they call in the police guy at our schooland he comes in and talks to me and he lookes impressed.then asks me about it. so after that i had to wait in the office for another hour while they call my dad to come get me.so when i get home i find out that the school told an investigator. and i might have have to go to court. then at court the scool could get the police to get a search warrant.so when i got home i had to hide all my guns and black powder and fireworks and knives becouse they could see that stuff and make me go to cort to get all that destroyed because they think i will yous this to do something crazy. turns out i moved my shit for no reason and i came so close to having to go to court.
 

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Bungledonk

Oct 20, 2006 4:52 pm -
ok


BlackXListed

Oct 20, 2006 4:54 pm -
bahaah u idiot


DrVanilla

Oct 20, 2006 4:59 pm -
your telling us something that happend five years ago well it kept me entertaind for like three mins so five stars but where did you hide your stash?


bonemasher32

Oct 20, 2006 5:02 pm -
No one gives a fuck


ROCK-

Oct 20, 2006 5:04 pm -
In the wall


fireisyourfriend

Oct 20, 2006 5:29 pm -
what was ur dumbass gonna do with the stuff?


rush-2112

Oct 20, 2006 5:36 pm -
ok this is weird and how the hell did you get your stash in the wall.


Negr0onFire

Oct 20, 2006 5:46 pm -
cool people join my group
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Sammeh

Oct 20, 2006 6:11 pm -
Good story,
Presentation? 1*


icantthinkofanickname

Oc 20, 2006 7:35 pm -
learn how to write in paragraphs with proper grammar, and i might be able to read it. This isn’t really interesting either.
0* :(


ShoeDaBoot

Oct 20, 2006 7:55 pm -
soo did you sell the cd with the stuff on it or not? and i dont get this
Quote:
so then they ask me i was getting bullied "no".
please explain to sexualy frustated young boy


Koala

Oct 21, 2006 12:14 am -
when your policeman asked to search yoru backpack, you should have said "no" and he would not be allowed to search your backpack.


OnikuraX

Oct 21, 2006 5:42 am -
Quote:
cort

lol. Next time make it interesting and paragraps will help. 0*


UltimateEgger

Oct 21, 2006 8:01 am -
ahahaha lol this is kinda short but wutever it made me laugh so 5*****s


NonPermissive

Oct 21, 2006 9:22 am -
FORUMS


xfusion

Oct 21, 2006 11:02 am -
I could see how a 10 year old would be amused by this. Story = egg? nope
can you write? nope
can you spell? nope
are you an idiot? aspiring to be one
how many pts you get? 0


OnikuraX

Oct 21, 2006 12:40 pm -
and yet...


Keny

Oct 26, 2006 6:10 pm -
entertained me for about 30 seconds so 3*s


MyHenesse

Oct 30, 2006 5:19 pm -
righty-o then...im pretty sure your a shit fuck for leaving weapons around like that and clearly you dont know how to make things non shalant...cause guess what...u were caught!


Tooth_Pick

Dec 11, 2006 8:13 pm -
geez dude forum....0* for eggaerating


ChaosMaestro

Ma 19, 2007 10:10 am -
Quote:
geez dude forum....0* for eggaerating


0* on ur prof 4 the bad pun

 


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