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(154 votes) Published: Oct 28, 2006 3:39 p.m. In 3 Favorites Lists Viewed 2137 times
Ok here are some Halloween Pranks
1.Get dressed up, knock on door. When person answers, put candy into his or her bowl. Then egg the fuck out of him or her.(Random)
2.Toilet paper your own yard and accuse someone else of doing it.
3.Cover the victims window and front door with shaving cream, have no people standing out the front and when the victim comes out egg them.
4.Throw a Pumkin at some old persons house.
5.Plant shaving cream or toothpaste under someones doormat.
6.Simple Ding Dong Ditch. The when the person steps out from there house, egg the fuck out of them then toilet paper anything close by.
7.Buy some forks and as a prank shoved 500 of them into a friends lawn. If you do it with the fork tines pointed down, it’s a lot easier. With the tines up, it’s more menacing. 100 or more plastic forks in the ground pointed up is a very menacing sight. The kind of menacing site that might stop a kid from wandering across the lawn to pull a prank in your yard.
8.Put your bowl of candy in a larger container that you can fill with water and dry ice. The idea is that the kids reach in and grab the candy. Most young kids will not stick their hand into the fog. Those that do are rewarded with treats. Those that do not go away empty-handed.
9.Take toilet paper, wad it into a ball, then wrap it lightly in foil. Hand it out as a popcorn ball. It should go well with the caramel onion.
10.Trip Wires: Put them on your stairwell or something
11.Super Soakers, after a successful egging is complete its good to finish of with some water.
12.Wrap a fart bomb in black duck tape and throw them at peoples front porches. If the victim is stupid enough he’ll pick it up and it will explode in his hands.
13.Have a rubbish set out near your front door. Hide in it, and when little kids arrive just pop out and scare the fuck out of them.
14.Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.)
15.After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.
16.Dress up like a bandicoot. Yell and curse from the moment you open the door, and angrily throw the candy at the trick-or-treaters. Slam the door when you’re finished.
17.Hand out cigarettes and bottles of asprin.
18.Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins or bolied eggs or something rather at anyone who comes within 50 yards of your house.
18.Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, "Come in." When they do, have everyone yell, "Surprise!!!" Act like it’s a surprise party.
19.On halloween, order a pizza right around trick or treating time. When he shows up, give him some candy and compliment him on his costume. When he then says something like “Uh, no … here’s your pizza ma’am”, say “WOW, most people just take the candy and run, you’re doing a great impersonation. Well, Happy Halloween, and have fun!” - then close the door. Open it soon afterwards and get a good laugh as you buy your pizza. haahahahhaah
20.Dress up as christmas carolers, take a hat with a sign that says “tips” (or “tips for college fund”, or if you’re bad singers “we stop singing for tips”), and do christmas carols from house to house. Sound lame? Not after you get money, and not as you watch the person open the door in complete confusion. Would probably work better in a wealthier neighborhood where you have a chance of actually being given money.
21.When little kids awnser the door and say trick or treat. Say "Piss off you poor selfless cunts, there are people starving in China, fuck of home you cheep little fucks. Seriously you just wattle on in here and expect for me to give you my own fucking food. Your like some poor cunt from diablo lookng for a pizza with the works. Piss off before i blow u cunts with a shotgun.
[b]Heres a cool video showing various pranks people usally pull on halloween.
There were some kids smashing pumpkins outside earlier tonight. I saw the shit all over the street when I came home. My dad said that there were some cops rollin though.
Oct 29, 2006 2:02 am - 4* They were all pretty funny cept for the last one, there’s no point in being nasty to little kids, that’s just fucking ignorant.
Nov 05, 2006 10:44 pm - nice. here’s another one: instead of candy, give em rolled up newspaper. you usually cant see cause its too dark and it sounds like wrapper.
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