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(131 votes) Published: Nov 01, 2006 8:15 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 463 times
here is a twisted tale of Halloween revenge...reader beware!
First off let start by saying no I did not fucking film this nor is there any pics either. It was dark and a flash probably would have drawn attention. That being said lets move on...
A little Back Story I love Halloween, I always have and I always will. That being said it should be noted that I also love Halloween pranks, everything from toliet papering to the piss jar. However I draw the line at defacing graveyard, that’s a no-no in GMT’s book. That’s why when I heard about some high schoolers planning on messing up the local boneyard I decided to show them how the wheel of Karma comes back around.
Now obviously I am no altruistic do gooder, this was for revenge. You see last year I spend a whole day scrubbing the word fuck off my grandfather’s tombstine because some little asshole decided to spraypaint it there. My grandfather was a vet and his frigging b-day is actually on the 31st, how dare they do that? So in honor of him I decided tog et some payback. No I don’t know if these cock stains were the same assholes who messed with my grandpa’s marker, but when you put the hammer down on one it serves as an example to all.
Halloween Night Once I got comformation that there actually going to be dorks in the graveyard (the police don’t seem to give a flying fuck about this for some reason although they are bound to know as well)I decided to go for it and mess with them, although the details were still hazy in the begining. After going trick or treat with my newphews (and yes I did particiapte, free candy rocks) I went back to my place and gathered up some basic equipment for some pranks and then waited until about 11 to head out...
The sad thing is the mindnight fuckoffs weren’t even trying very hard to be quiet, although I imagine booze and weed had a lot to do with that. They were loud and obnixious, tipping over tombstones with recless abandon and littering wherever they pleased. I wasn’t sure what I should do to them until I saw that they had driven to the place in a somewhat decent red car which they had parked out of sight behind the graveyard near the woods. I had hoped they’d have a joy ride, but what is even better is that today I found out it was one of the kid’s mom’s car....
I headed over to the car and without a moment’s hessatation key’d the fucking shit out of the driver’s side door. Sure that’s a it overdone, but I believe in keeping things simple. Once that was done I opened the door (covering my hands with my shirt sleave as to leave no prints) and took a leasuerly piss on the passenger’s seat. I had drank a lot of pop earlier and it was nice to get it all out, so to speak. After that I tossed their cd folder into the bushes and carefully broke the driver’s side rearview mirror (and I was nervous cause I figured they might hear). I flattened the front right tire and back left tire and then decided to make my exit. Sadly I had no brought any sugar or I’d have finished the car right off with some in the gas tank, although I actually prefer salt for that sort of shit. I brought a can of shaving cream with me and almsot put it on the door handles, but I decided that I had smited them enough.
I went home and slept the sleep of the just, then woke up to hear vague rumors about the prank today. I can only imagine what lies those cocks told to explain where they were and why they were there.
Just incase any of you were the ones I dealt with last night in the words of Weird Al "My life is brilliant, your life’s a joke..."
Nov 01, 2006 8:28 pm - Messed up what they did to your grandfathers tombstone dude. I agree with you and karma. 5* espically some retard rated it a zero but i shoukdn’t say that since it looks like they could be a possibly high level lol
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