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(162 votes) Published: Nov 01, 2006 11:36 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 534 times
True story. At the time, I was a kid and didn’t quite get it. I just knew something wasn’t right.
I grew up in the country a few miles east of a small town of about 20,000 people. We kids didn’t make it to town but once a week so if we had a hankering for a Coke, Twinkie or whatever and didn’t have any in the house, we’d take a walk or a bike ride to a small gas station about a mile down the road. One day my brother Bobby asked my mom for some money so he and his friend David could walk down to the gas station for some snacks. When they got to the gas station, my brother had to take a leak so he went to the men’s bathroom. As he was standing there, he noticed a cool looking metal box hanging on the wall above the toilet. He didn’t know what it was but knew if he put some change in it he’d find out. So he did and bingo, out popped a little surprise in a package. He opened it up and to his utter joy a new lubricated “balloon” was now his! As he and his friend David walked back home, he had blown it up several times. I was in the kitchen with my mom as he proudly marched in with his lips wrapped around his new “balloon”. He had that thing stretched to the max as my shocked mother yelled at him, “Where did you get that???” By the look on her face and her raised voice he thought he was in big trouble for buying a toy instead of a snack. So he had to think fast. I can still see his face as he blurted out, “I, I didn’t buy it. I found it along the road!” I thought my mom was going to explode with sheer horror as she screamed, “OH MY GOD! GET THAT THING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH! GO WASH OUT YOUR MOUTH – NOW!”
Nov 02, 2006 12:13 am - It is true. My brother Bob was ALWAYS getting into something. I got some funny ones on him. One time I was going to his friend Teddy’s house. I was walking up the driveway when out of nowhere my brother Bob came screaming and running down the driveway. As he past me, I notice that his mouth was one bloody mess. I thought, "what the heck?". So I went and found Teddy and he told me that Bob had thrown one of big round bouncy ball kids sit on and bounce around the place with. You know, the kind with the big round rubber handle on the top. Anyway, he threw it up into the air and wacked it with a wooden baseball bat. Well, the big bouncy ball didn’t move... the bat did. Right into his mouth! He was always doing something messed up.
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