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(184 votes) Published: Nov 02, 2006 11:04 a.m. In 5 Favorites Lists Viewed 1474 times
Going out is fun, drinking is fun but hangovers aren’t..
Almost all of us know how bad it feels to have one and only idiots like to have one.
What do you do about it? Most people have no clue what to do and some retards even do stuff that will increase your hangover.
This is not a copy, everything is based on my own experiences and written in my own shitty English.
Hangovers are some of my greatest enemies and I will do almost anything do get rid of them, so I know what I’m talking about.
If you don’t like me, my egg or alcohol you can suck my dick.
What you should do before drinking:
Before you go out drinking alcohol, eat a big fat meal.
No problem euh? That’s fun :)
^jum.. :)
What you should do while drinking:
-don’t drink too much in one time, thats pretty obvious but still people forget it once in a while, some people even get theirselves killed, that’s just dumb.
-drink water/cola after each glass of alcohol (I don’t expect anyone to do this, because you will look like a pussy but it works though)
-don’t mix. This is a fucked up one. Mixing is fun most of the times.
Lets say red vokda mixed with red bull, that tastes great but will get you trowing up in no time.
Just don’t drink wine after beer, NEVER do that, it will get you real sick with serious headache.
What you should do after drinking before going to bed:
-eat an apple
-eat something fatty, like a bag of chips.
-drink water/Aquarius.
-drink more water
-drink a final glass of water
It will also come in handy to take a bottle of water or some soda with you, I always have a very dry mouth the next morning but I am too lazy to get out of my bed to drink something, this will get your headache to the top.
The headache is caused by having not enough water in your body (your body needs water to get rid of the alcohol, that’s why you have to take a piss that often when you’re drunk)so your body will drain water from your brains causing them to dehydrate and that causes one of the worst feelings in the world.
So, just take something to drink with you so you can drink it when you wake up.
It’s not like your headache will magically disapear when you drink something but drink a lot and sleep another hour, your headache wil be gone.
What you should do after drinking and you still have a hangover:
-stay in bed as long as possible
-get a big breakfast
-drink juice (especially tomato juice works well)
-drink water
-go outside, get some fresh air
-DON’T AND I MEAN NEVER DRINK COFFEE
-don’t sit in the sunlight, this makes the headache worse
-take a hot shower and end with a colder shower to wake up.
Some people say the best cure for an hangover is staying drunk, they are right but they are called alcoholics.
There are also people who tell you not to drink at all, don’t listen to them, they are called nerds/mothers.
Heres one:
^yuck, you just don’t want to end up being like him.
And a nice chick to compensate for the ugly motherfucker above:
Yes, I know, this stretched my egg but it’s worth it :).
Nov 02, 2006 12:40 pm - 4* believe me anyone whos had a bad hangover has gotten on the comp to find a quick fix. REal nice eggs though. Should have mentioned that wine will give you an INSANE hangover because it has the chemicals that hit you ahrd the next morning
Nov 02, 2006 1:59 pm - i aint drinking legal yet but i gotten shit like a handover. like drinking 3 24 packs of pepsi and a few 2 liters. i cant rly rate this fairly cuz...well i never gotten a hangover cuz ic ant drink yet so ill just give it a 4
Nov 02, 2006 2:45 pm - im 15 , my mates druggy mum buys me what i want when i want cos i pickup weed for her ..i get so wasted i spent 3 days in hospital ( after a suicide attempt aswell) and i got triple mother fuckin vision i woke up pissed and was pissed for 2 days
. bottle of sambuca 40 percent
bottle of malibu 30 percent
bottle of whiskey 39 percent
vodka
screamers
a sinthe
beer
fuck knows what else
but im 15 and i have found the best cure for a hangover is vodka..and if ur a tart mix it with orange juice its nice :D
Nov 02, 2006 5:19 pm - DUde...Nothing can cure a hang-over..A hangover is just an apnormal amount of alcohol in the blood stream the wasnt converted to Acetic Acid In the liver..soo you just have to deal with it. 0***
Nov 02, 2006 6:30 pm - its all pretty much common sence but its a nice egg...good explanation...it should be titled "hangovers be gone for dummies" or some shit but its 5*
Nov 02, 2006 11:28 pm - I rarely get hungover, but when I do I just wakeup and drink another one. Problem solved.
Beer before liquer makes most people sicker...not me! Can’t do beer shots though, the head makes me sick. That means I gotta beer pong with mixed drinks.
Nov 03, 2006 1:33 am - 4*s for this,i already knew lot of that but its good for people who dont,
Another trick is to eat looot of butter b4 u go drinking,
u wont even get drunk that way though.
Try it.
Nov 07, 2006 1:04 pm - 5*...original...and a cool egg...vodka and red bull fucks your insides it is the worse concoction to make...DON’T MIX IT...it makes your heart slow down... any way after that...cool egg...5*
Nov 09, 2006 1:42 pm - i’v never gotten a hangover. exept this one time when i drank 2 colt45’s, a 40 of vex vodka( it’s shit and it only has like 5%, but it was given to me for free so i drank it), 2 beers, a couple of glasses of beer and then finished off the night by chugging half a 60 pounder of smearnoff vodka straight to my face. i passed out and threw up every were, then walked home with my arm over my buddies shoulder cuz i couldn’t walk. i had a bit of a hangover the next morning, so i took a couple more shots of vodka. it cured my hang over right away. good egg btw. 5*.
Nov 12, 2006 9:45 am - I keep reading that if you drink gatorade and stuff like that you won’t have a hangover, so why not just buy the gatorade powder and mix it with some vodka...just a thought.
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