How to cure Swamp Ass: Part 2
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(270 votes)
Published: Nov 06, 2006 1:22 p.m.
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I’m sure you all read my other egg ’How To: Cure Swass (Swamp Ass)’
Well, that is for LIGHT duty swampage.
Materials needed for this edition of To cure a swampass
Muriatic Acid
Spatula
Baking Soda
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Now, take a empty, sterile clean glass and mix both the acid and the soda. A little foaming should start. Make sure it is just like a paste when you are done mixing it.
Pour it down your ass crack and pat it in with the spatula. A good idea might be to call the paramedics about now.
DO NOT TRY THIS. It does it’s job, but burns a little more than hydrogen peroxide.
Optional:
You may want to rinse this paste out after letting it soothe your skin for about 5 days.
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 | Nov 06, 2006 1:22 pm -
This is part of tutorials too... |
| Nov 06, 2006 1:32 pm -
Vote you fucking whores. I didn’t waste 50 points for nothing!
Oh, papoose. I’ll delete it later, I just need points...
lawl |
 | Nov 06, 2006 1:34 pm -
5* GREAT EGG! |
 | Nov 06, 2006 2:58 pm -
Hahah, one time i had swamp ass and i sat on my friend’s leather couch with my ass bare. Funny 4* |
 | Nov 06, 2006 3:18 pm -
I might have to try this. I had it all day yesterday, and I didn’t know what to do! 5* |
 | Nov 06, 2006 6:19 pm -
i loved part one and i felt i needed more. THIS EGG WAS VERY MUCH APPRECIATED! |
| Nov 07, 2006 5:07 am -
Anything I can do to help the fellow swampasser. |
 | Nov 07, 2006 6:45 am -
you have cured my swamp ass, have a 5* rating and my life savings*.
*money may not be included |
 | Nov 07, 2006 8:19 am -
You know what man? I really fucking appreciate this man. 5*’s |
 | Nov 07, 2006 9:51 am -
stupidest shit I’ve ever read |
 | Nov 07, 2006 11:07 am -
5* cause i love you RER :] |
 | Sep 16, 2007 4:24 pm -
i think ive seen a couple stupid, pointless, and retarded eggs from u i low voted, but this stupid, pointless, retardedness will get u 2 the top my friend. The top:) |
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