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[b]Drug test?[/b] -how to get clean -GBM9521

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Published: Nov 13, 2006 6:41 a.m.
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During a job interview, have you ever been asked to piss for your new employer? Drug byproducts can be detected in urine, blood, hair, external
residue, and even perspiration!

Parents are spying on their children.If you don’t want to be a victim of the drug war, this egg will help you. I strongly recommended that
drug users (hash/weed smokers in particular) read this.

Other drugs are covered
as well, but marijuana is the main focus of this egg.



DETECTION TIMES
-Halflife of TetraHydroCannabinol (THC)
-Detection times of hash
-Positive (definition)
-Second hand smoke and positives
-Decreasing detection times

TEST METHODSSubstances that are detectable
-DrugAlert
-Gas Chromatography
-Gas Chromatography / Mass Spectrometry
-Hair testing
-High Performance Liquid Chromatography
-Immunoassay
-Fluorescence Polarization ImmunoAssay
-PharmChek
-TestCup
-thin Layer Chromatography

TEST STANDARDS AND ACCURACYProcedures used
-False positives-Ibuprofen
-Cold remedies-lemsip
-pain reliever
-hay fever remedies, & diet pills


True positives (legitimate)
-Poppy seeds
-Testosterone supplements

THINGS TESTED TO DETECT COUNTER MEASURES-Color
-Temperature
-Creatinine
-pH
-Specific gravity
-Age
-Gender

PRODUCING CLEAN URINE
Dilution
-water
-Creatinine level
-Vitamin B

Diuretics
-Ultimate Blend ( (was Test Free)
-Detoxify Carbo Clean (Naturally Klean Herbal Tea (c)
-Goldenseal
-Lasix
-Vinegar
-Dexatrim
-Fiber
-Vitamin tabs

How to give a clean sample
-Exercise
-Beta-2 agonists
-Beta-3 agonists
-Low dosaging

DRUG SCREENS

Drug screens that work
-Aspirin

Drug screens that do not work
-Goldenseal
-Niacin
-Zinc sulfate

DOPING SAMPLES Effective additives
-Bleach
-Klear
-Water

SUBSTITUTION
Substitution methods
-Concealed container
-Injection
-Catheterization

Where to get clean urine
-Urine from a donor
-Powdered urine
-Making your own powdered urine-(making an egg on)
-Dog urine
 

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Toasty

Nov 13, 2006 7:50 am -
_3_


Salamanderhead

Nov 13, 2006 8:42 am -
This does me no good but I’ll give you a 5 because I’ll trust you this info is right.


MuffinMan99-4980

Nov 13, 2006 9:28 am -
3*


MuffinMan99-4980

Nov 13, 2006 9:32 am -
0*
c/p get out of here


http://www.ureasample. om/pass_a_drug_test_tutori l/beat_a_drug_test_index.s tml


MuffinMan99-4980

Nov 13, 2006 9:33 am -
all you did was change some of the words


xfusion

Nov 13, 2006 10:59 am -
I could tell right away that this was a c/p. If he’s really a druggy, then he wouldn’t have the attention span to write all this, and likely wouldn’t know what the FUCK he was talking about, those words are just too long and complex. 0* biatch


Toasty

Nov 13, 2006 12:59 pm -
xfusion, you stupid fuck. Where is it a C/P from?

If you are so fucking smart SURELY you know how to use Google, right?


BigZipper

Nov 13, 2006 1:45 pm -
Quote:
Alot of this information is incorrect...


i agree...being an experienced drug user myself (and huge fan of weed!). The only way to have a CHANCE at cleansing your system before the big interview is maybe sweating a lot. You can only get it out of your system as fast as your body metabolizes it, so drinking or taking anything won’t do JACK. And that is why I rip off noob smokers!


jon-3012

Nov 13, 2006 1:55 pm -
thx, needed this, convienent 5*****


oliver-6203

Nov 13, 2006 3:44 pm -
q carbo does work i tried it ?


straightballin

Nov 13, 2006 6:24 pm -
0* c/p


RestriCKted

Nov 13, 2006 8:02 pm -
ur a dumbass. this was kinda confusing,c/p gay inaccurate and wrong. 0 and 0 on yer profile


BonZo

Nov 14, 2006 12:40 am -
It’s obvious. We all know(not your egg). bottom line is that ’IT’ wont work anymore.


gingerbreadman-95 1

Nov 14, 2006 3:23 am -
about half this information is taken from drug books and information i have heard.
to cut the egg down, thc sticks to the fat cells in ones body..exercise after drinking lots of gloucouse or something like undiluted fruit drinks is probly the most effective way of burning it off, and i know for a fact that asprin and vinegar neuralizes small amounts of thc.

i’m posting the egg so people dont get done for this shit man..grow d fuck up,i thought some shit i saw in books were usefull and people might know wat to do it these situations..


0_0

Nov 14, 2006 3:50 am -
how lomg does weed stay in your system?cuz ive being told 4weeks????????????


Shave_A ericas_Bush-6127

Nov 14, 2006 12:30 pm -
I believe i speak for all of us when i say tripp, you need to remake this egg, and gingerbread, despite some of the info being wrong, I thought it was alot better than what your rating is showing right now, so im voting 5.


joshwa

Nov 14, 2006 12:45 pm -
tripp u seem 2 no alot about drugs and shit..y dont u do an egg 2 clear all this up

3***


max-da-beast

Nov 14, 2006 1:55 pm -
iv got a better plan ... DONT DO DRUGS!


erikurine

Nov 14, 2006 3:28 pm -
lotta info
*5


DarkestAngel

Nov 15, 2006 11:24 pm -
Where the fuck do ya’ll live that you get drug tested at interviews? They schedule it a few days in advance here. I never had to worry about it but I’ve seen more than one person use the good old cranberry juice/water and the capful of bleach tactics and pass...


B1nd0

Nov 27, 2006 11:24 pm -
What if i cant take the test while im alone?


gingerbreadman-9521

ec 04, 2006 3:57 am -
Chapter 2. Collection Site

A collection site is a facility (permanent or temporary) where a donor provides a specimen for a drug test.

A collection site must have:



(1) A restroom/stall with a toilet for the donor to have privacy while providing the urine specimen. The presence of a toilet is not absolutely necessary when a single-use collection container is used that has sufficient capacity to contain the entire void. Whenever available, a single toilet restroom is preferred. All types of restrooms including a mobile facility (e.g., a vehicle with an enclosed toilet) are acceptable.

(2) A source of water for washing hands that, if practical, is external to the restroom/stall where urination occurs. If a water source is not available, providing a moist towelette outside the restroom/stall is an acceptable alternative.

(3) A suitable clean surface for the collector to use as a work area.

Note: The collector’s work area must be located outside the restroom. However, if there is no appropriate space available outside the restroom to serve as a secure, clean work area and the restroom is large enough to accommodate a work area, the work area may be
Quote:
What if i cant take the test while im alone?
......its illegel if they don’t


CFMcNazzle

Apr 26, 2007 8:33 pm -
What is this? I really wanted some help but all it did is tell stuff I already know. Thanks a lot, I might as well never get a job. 0*


slobonmycat

Jun 02, 2007 8:33 pm -
Goldenseals worked fine for me..

 


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