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(109 votes) Published: Nov 13, 2006 6:41 a.m. In 4 Favorites Lists Viewed 685 times
During a job interview, have you ever been asked to piss for your new employer? Drug byproducts can be detected in urine, blood, hair, external
residue, and even perspiration!
Parents are spying on their children.If you don’t want to be a victim of the drug war, this egg will help you. I strongly recommended that
drug users (hash/weed smokers in particular) read this.
Other drugs are covered
as well, but marijuana is the main focus of this egg.
DETECTION TIMES -Halflife of TetraHydroCannabinol (THC)
-Detection times of hash
-Positive (definition)
-Second hand smoke and positives
-Decreasing detection times
TEST METHODSSubstances that are detectable
-DrugAlert
-Gas Chromatography
-Gas Chromatography / Mass Spectrometry
-Hair testing
-High Performance Liquid Chromatography
-Immunoassay
-Fluorescence Polarization ImmunoAssay
-PharmChek
-TestCup
-thin Layer Chromatography
TEST STANDARDS AND ACCURACYProcedures used
-False positives-Ibuprofen
-Cold remedies-lemsip
-pain reliever
-hay fever remedies, & diet pills
Nov 13, 2006 10:59 am - I could tell right away that this was a c/p. If he’s really a druggy, then he wouldn’t have the attention span to write all this, and likely wouldn’t know what the FUCK he was talking about, those words are just too long and complex. 0* biatch
i agree...being an experienced drug user myself (and huge fan of weed!). The only way to have a CHANCE at cleansing your system before the big interview is maybe sweating a lot. You can only get it out of your system as fast as your body metabolizes it, so drinking or taking anything won’t do JACK. And that is why I rip off noob smokers!
Nov 14, 2006 3:23 am - about half this information is taken from drug books and information i have heard.
to cut the egg down, thc sticks to the fat cells in ones body..exercise after drinking lots of gloucouse or something like undiluted fruit drinks is probly the most effective way of burning it off, and i know for a fact that asprin and vinegar neuralizes small amounts of thc.
i’m posting the egg so people dont get done for this shit man..grow d fuck up,i thought some shit i saw in books were usefull and people might know wat to do it these situations..
Nov 14, 2006 12:30 pm - I believe i speak for all of us when i say tripp, you need to remake this egg, and gingerbread, despite some of the info being wrong, I thought it was alot better than what your rating is showing right now, so im voting 5.
Nov 15, 2006 11:24 pm - Where the fuck do ya’ll live that you get drug tested at interviews? They schedule it a few days in advance here. I never had to worry about it but I’ve seen more than one person use the good old cranberry juice/water and the capful of bleach tactics and pass...
A collection site is a facility (permanent or temporary) where a donor provides a specimen for a drug test.
A collection site must have:
(1) A restroom/stall with a toilet for the donor to have privacy while providing the urine specimen. The presence of a toilet is not absolutely necessary when a single-use collection container is used that has sufficient capacity to contain the entire void. Whenever available, a single toilet restroom is preferred. All types of restrooms including a mobile facility (e.g., a vehicle with an enclosed toilet) are acceptable.
(2) A source of water for washing hands that, if practical, is external to the restroom/stall where urination occurs. If a water source is not available, providing a moist towelette outside the restroom/stall is an acceptable alternative.
(3) A suitable clean surface for the collector to use as a work area.
Note: The collector’s work area must be located outside the restroom. However, if there is no appropriate space available outside the restroom to serve as a secure, clean work area and the restroom is large enough to accommodate a work area, the work area may be
Apr 26, 2007 8:33 pm - What is this? I really wanted some help but all it did is tell stuff I already know. Thanks a lot, I might as well never get a job. 0*