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(208 votes) Published: Nov 14, 2006 11:50 p.m. In 8 Favorites Lists Viewed 3905 times
In this egg I will tell you how to enlarge your penis without spending a cent!
I’m pretty sure it does work, well theoretically it would work and it’s very simple.
Get 10 or 20 minutes free, alone and make sure you won’t be disturbed. Look at some porno and get your wiener semi hard about ¾ there. Get your thumb and index finger and make a circle with them. Wrap your “circle” around the bottom of your penis. Grip tightly, not tight so it hurts, but firm. Keeping your firm grip move up the penis and back down again, slowly like your milking a cow. Do this for around 10 or 20 minutes, it should feel like blood is going to the top then your forcing it down again. If you feel the need to “pump” your hand and masturbate don’t give into your urge.
How it works: It works like this, the blood rushes to the top then the bottom of the penis making the blood sacs stretched and therefore able to hole more blood which in turn makes your penis bigger and more hard.
You will need to do this 1-2 times a day with a free day every week, so about 11 times a week is pretty good. If your penis starts to hurt stop and have a break.
How long it takes and how much bigger it gets varies.
Nov 15, 2006 2:45 am - 5*’s. I actually heard about this from a friend a few years ago, he told me he was doing that and it actually worked.
I never did try though.
Nov 15, 2006 10:08 am - ^^Yeah Rivalzone your eggs have gotten a bit...odd...
Anyways, I don’t know if this really works or not...I sure hope so, cause that would be pretty cool if it did. My dick isn’t very big when I don’t have a boner, it’s pretty small...but once I sprout a nice big boner, it earns the rank of "Yogurt Cannon"
If you don’t want to read something disturbing/perverted, do not read the previous paragraph.
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^^Yeah Rivalzone your eggs have gotten a bit...odd...
Anyways, I don’t know if this really works or not...I sure hope so, cause that would be pretty cool if it did. My dick isn’t very big when I don’t have a boner, it’s pretty small...but once I sprout a nice big boner, it earns the rank of "Yogurt Cannon"
If you don’t want to read something disturbing/perverted, do not read the previous paragraph.
Nov 22, 2006 4:19 pm - this same principal is why masturbating makes it bigger. I was hoping to get another laugh but nope, actual help for the teeny weenies. 5
Nov 23, 2006 10:10 am - lol im a gonna try this , great egg, there generally isnt a single teenager who dosent want to make theyre manhood bigger lol 5
Nov 30, 2006 12:30 am - 5* not too bad idea, its possible.
might give it a try if i member...i mean you can never get to big can you? am i right? am i? you know im right!
Apr 09, 2007 9:34 pm - i have been doing this for the past 5 and a half years and i have a 8" dick how do that sound 3* because this is a good way to make any bad day better
Nov 23, 2007 2:39 pm - 5* Cause believe it or not this actually works it takes about a week before ull notice anything and its not that much at first but after awhile it adds up.
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