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(206 votes)
Published: Nov 15, 2006 6:35 a.m.
Viewed 643 times |
Here’s a little comparison of work-RE tradeoffs.
First day:
(No level)
You just look at the workers(eggs), with your thumb up your ass. You have no idea how to do your job(make eggs).
After your first week or so:
(Level 1 - Newb)
Even the dorky jew(trimbzz) across the room will point and laugh at you. You have no idea what the hell you are doing, but because you’ve been there a week, you feel a "sprig" of seniority already.
After your first month:
(Level 2 - Normal Egg)
You can slowly speak your mind(post), mind you if you talk stupidly(spam) you will be fired(banned).
After the first 6 months:
(Level 4 - Normal Egg)
You know your job pretty damn good now(DPL drops, what spamming is, who’s your daddy(weasel))
After 5 years:
(Level 10 - Power Egg)
Now it is YOUR turn to be the silly jew (trimbzz) in the corner(forum) making sly cracks about the new guys(newbs). Now you can speak quite a bit more than most(PE Chat, forum). You relize your ass just needs to be parked more, and you are at work more(more posting, login for intrest)
After 15 years:
(Level 30 - Masterbater Egg)
j00 pwn peeps. ’nuff said. That silly PE that’s making jew (trimbzz) jokes, you can make fun of them for being a nigga (Atl)
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By the way, your boss(CaM, ihatenames,eggcellent) can kick your ass to the curb at any times. But the company owner(weasel) never made an application process, so you can just re-"apply" and come in "log-in" at anytime.
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And because I love all of you, I "pre-fabbed" a few comments for you, so that you can just c/p them to the "Add Comment" box!
kthxbai
THIS ISN’T AN EGG!
0* YOU SUCK
WHY ARE YOU POSTING THIS ON A PRANK SITE?
WHO CARES?
APPLES AND ORANGES
WHAT ARE YOU, ON CRACK?
PEDO! --for trimbzz... |
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 | Nov 15, 2006 6:38 am -
THAT WASN’T A CHOICE!
thx babi |
| Nov 15, 2006 6:44 am -
Someone has a ratingkiller.
I has a crayon. |
 | Nov 15, 2006 7:01 am -
rer
2* you made me laugh
2* you posted some pre comments to shut the noobs up
1* you have a low rating on a good egg
there fore 5* to you |
 | Nov 15, 2006 7:03 am -
APPLES AND ORANGES |
 | Nov 15, 2006 7:39 am -
CRACK? |
| Nov 15, 2006 7:41 am -
It took me a little over a year to get PE... I didnt have any help from the lottery or anything!! |
 | Nov 15, 2006 8:11 am -
APPLES AND ORANGES ON CRACK |
 | Nov 15, 2006 8:45 am -
I think it took me like 8 months to get to PE. I relied on eggs for the first, oh, 6 months, then I started posting in the forums. Now I only want to finish the second part of my weasel egg, then I won’t give a crap. |
 | Nov 15, 2006 9:20 am -
Quote: Even the dorky jew(trimbzz)
5* on all your shit for that |
 | Nov 15, 2006 9:38 am -
*make first egg , get flamed horribly and scarred for life..for being a noob*
haha
5* |
 | Nov 15, 2006 12:12 pm -
on your knees,my little Knoobs
RER,you call this pice of shit an "egg"
its a c&p & you self voted,
its too short & you made know mention
of your great & all powerfull leader & technical
superviser,tecn destructo.
i want you to delet this abbominable spegg,
& rewrite it so as that it is barely readable
& so long & boreing that your eyes are bleeding by the time you are done
you will have it on my desk no later than yesterday
@ this time,or you are fired.
now get back to work you dick smokeing,cumguzzeling,
so of a whore.
now get out of my office! |
| Nov 15, 2006 1:49 pm -
techno, tellin it like it is! |
 | Nov 15, 2006 1:54 pm -
Quote: It took me a little over a year to get PE... I didnt have any help from the lottery or anything!!
2 niggas and 3 jews is my rating for the whitie. |
 | Nov 15, 2006 2:17 pm -
APPLES AND ORANGES
I am going to give you a 5 |
 | N v 15, 2006 3:21 pm -
THIS ISN’T AN EGG!
4* YOU SUCK
WHY ARE YOU POSTING THIS ON A PRANK SITE?
WHO CARES?
APPLES AND ORANGES
WHAT ARE YOU, ON CRACK?
PEDO! --for trimbzz...
J/K, but still not an egg, I give you 4* for the warped mind you have. |
 | Nov 15, 2006 3:29 pm -
5* Because your mind is sick and twisted like mine! lol im a level 4 norm egg at the mo...but i still need to post my first egg...which i may do over the weekend! |
 | Nov 15, 2006 3:58 pm -
:D 5* |
 | Nov 16, 2006 11:59 pm -
well it doesn’t take to long to reach lv10 i hopeful reach when my profile turns 1 years old |
 | Nov 17, 2006 9:22 am -
Quote: WHY ARE YOU POSTING THIS ON A PRANK SITE? |
 | Nov 17, 2006 1:08 pm -
nice, 5* |
 | Jun 03, 2007 6:12 am -
kthxbai
THIS ISN’T AN EGG!
0* YOU SUCK
WHY ARE YOU POSTING THIS ON A PRANK SITE?
WHO CARES?
APPLES AND ORANGES
WHAT ARE YOU, ON CRACK?
PEDO! --for trimbzz...
i gave you 5* |
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