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(24 votes) Published: Nov 20, 2006 5:35 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 137 times
Ok. This is my first egg so give me a break. I’m also not the best speller in the world. This may be posted somewhere else but I guarantee you that I didn’t copy it. Here is what you need.
Have a 2 liter bottle of coke that’s empty or have an empty jar with lid.
Possibly a funnel if you use a 2 liter bottle of coke.
Most of this can be found in a normal kitchen and if it can’t u can run up to subway, buy a sub and use that.
Meat
Cheese
Lattice
Eggs
Milk
Vinegar
Olive Oil
Mayonnaise
possibly tuna if u have it
Sardines if u have it
a can of uncooked soup
salsa dip
pickle juice
(believe me there’s a ton more, just about anything that rots stale can work).
If u really want to u could piss in or shit in it but I think that’s kind of gross.
Once you get as much stuff in it as you can, close the lid, shake it up, and leave it out for a couple days.(if you have a dog do not hide it near your house because if he gets it your dog will smell like ass for days!!!!!!!)
When you think its ready go to your neighbors house that you hate and hide it in their bushes because if they find it wont smell as bad. Then one your ready open it and run really fast because u don’t want the smell on you. And that’s about it.
Nov 20, 2006 10:08 pm - this is a fucking stupid ass egg...wtf were you thinking? your gay. and as for that "eggs 7060" guy your also a faggot. because im sooo nice im gonna give you a *0*..