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Auto Maintenance - Oil Change(RER)
'What it looks like if I run you over.'

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(176 votes)
Published: Nov 22, 2006 9:14 a.m.
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Automotive Oil Change

This one little effort on your behalf will save TONS of trouble in the long run. This is the single most important step to maintaining your vehicle.

When Should I do it?

Every 3,000 miles, or 3 months, whichever occurs first

I bought Synthetic 6,000+ mile oil!

Change it at 3,000 miles. Sure, this oil has better DETERGENT elements, but the suspended particles are what scores the cylinder walls, and wears on the bearing surfaces on your crank and cam shafts.

I’d rather take it to a shop
GREAT! You can pay more, while I pay less, and I get material to make an egg on...

To the point

First
You should drive around to get the oil hot (so it flows better) and to get the particles in the oil. Then, pop the hood.


This should be located under your steering wheel, or next to your drivers seat (in between the door jam and seat bracket)

Now
Make sure you have the proper viscosity oil and the proper oil filter. You can usually find these figures in your owners manual, or at the auto parts store.



Get the properly fitted tools
Mine takes a 13MM wrench, yours may be different. Also get an oil pan, filter wrench (if you are a wuss chicken) and a section of carpet to lay on.




Remove
The oil filler cap, this will allow the oil to flow out faster



Remove
The drain plug. Make sure you are on the OIL pan, not the TRANSMISSION pan. If the fluid comes out red, you fucked up.





While
The oil is draining, check over the engine. Such things as washer fluid and air filters are also vital to a well maintained vehicle.

As you can see, my truck was THIRSTY!


Check the pleated underside of the air filter element too. If it is dirty, replace it. NEVER use compressed air to clean it. If somebody told you this was ok, screw them, your engine will be better maintained. Mine looks dark here, but is about three weeks old.


Now
Your oil should be done draining. If it is, replace the plug. REPLACE THE PLUG. Trust me, you DON’T want to forget this...


Remove
The oil filter. Make sure you have the oil pan lined up with the oil guide.


Check
For the black gasket. If it is still there REMOVE IT. If you don’t you will have a hella mess to clean up. Also check the gasket surface for nicks and scratches and the threads for damage.


Replace
The oil filter with a new one. EVERY TIME.


Refill
The crankcase with the proper oil (amount and viscosity)


Replace
The oil cap. You are about to start the engine. Failure to replace the cap = big mess on your engine (usually).


Start the engine
Watch the oil pressure gauge and count off the seconds. If it takes more than 10 seconds for the gauge to go into operating range, or the oil light to go off, you may want to look into a new oil pump.


Now
Turn the engine off. Remove the dipstick and wipe it off.



Reinsert
The dipstick, and remove. Make sure to check the operating level and ensure it is in the operating range. This area is USUALLY crosshatched

Too Low!

Super!


Reinsert
That bad boy into your engine.

Record
Your mileage. This is very important so that you can follow the correct changing intervals.


Bring the used oil to an auto repair facility.


Congrats, all done!
 

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-PapaSmurf-

Nov 22, 2006 9:26 am -
I voted first so you love me


Toasty

Nov 22, 2006 9:29 am -
I can check your oil...slowwwwwwly...


Josho pwnage-442

Nov 22, 2006 9:32 am -
I knew every bit of this and still like the egg. 5*zors for you! Buttsecks?


Bungle

Nov 22, 2006 9:36 am -
If the fluid comes out red, its just transmission fluid. 5*- like this egg, its an original idea.


Toasty

Nov 22, 2006 9:38 am -
Quote:
Make sure you are on the OIL pan, not the TRANSMISSION pan. If the fluid comes out red, you fucked up.


Yes, mucho buttsecks!


Bungle

Nov 22, 2006 9:42 am -
Eww, red buttsecks juice? Something went worng there!


Josho-pwnage-442

Nov 22, 2006 9:53 am -
RED BUTTSECKS JUICE! Hmm..... Transmition oil for lube!? WTF? :D


Josho-pwnage-442

Nov 22, 2006 9:57 am -
Ew, USED oilstick dildo. even I worry about my mind. SOMETIMES xD


Josho-pwnage-442

Nov 22, 2006 9:59 am -
Lyke OMG! I forgot to vote!


Josho-pwnage-442

Nov 22, 2006 9:59 am -
BUHAHAHA my vote brought it right up to VERY near 5*.

NNow........ buttsecks?


fingerwalker

Nov 22, 2006 10:48 am -
youve got to be a stupid fuck not to know how to change oil, 5* though, good egg


fingerwalker

Nov 22, 2006 10:50 am -
also dont forget to rub some of the old oil on the rubber gasket of the new oil filter or it will be hard as hell to get off next time.


fingerwalker

Nov 22, 2006 10:51 am -
also forgot, wix sucks get fram next time.


Toasty

Nov 22, 2006 11:13 am -
Wix kix Fram.

Why? Because fram is about false marketing.

You are supposed to FILL the filter too, but that prevents you from being able to check the oil pump.


fingerwalker

Nov 22, 2006 11:15 am -
meh i was raised on fram, i guess its personal preferances.


Toasty

Nov 22, 2006 11:36 am -
I just bought the cheapest one...


straightballin

Nov 22, 2006 12:27 pm -
5*


Menticide

Nov 22, 2006 1:08 pm -
very well done
good pics
clear instruction
although for it being common sense and the fact that you can find this out on many other websites
3*


Negr0onFire

Nov 22, 2006 1:21 pm -
good job
very explanatory


babyfat

Nov 22, 2006 1:22 pm -
this is more for girls im not saying all girls dont know how to do this but most dont and its a realy clean egg so 5* matha pucker

good job on telling people to not do stupid shit with the oil


Toasty

Nov 22, 2006 1:32 pm -
^Well, I like girls.


Toasty

Nov 22, 2006 1:34 pm -
Quote:
very well done
good pics
clear instruction
although for it being common sense and the fact that you can find this out on many other websites
3*


Now only if you spelt Sense wrong...


FreakDesign

Nov 22, 2006 1:57 pm -
5* Favourites, and hopefully there will be more!


BonZo

Nov 22, 2006 2:47 pm -
whether you know all of this or not; still a very nicely done egg. 5*****


mwuahahahaihateRE

No 22, 2006 9:57 pm -
i already knew how to do this. i do this with my bike and alot of cars. my dad owns a junkyard *3 its common sense


JohnnyM

Nov 23, 2006 12:52 am -
chapadatat!


OnikuraX

Nov 23, 2006 6:50 am -
Alright RER!!


Phoenix-7266

Nov 25, 2006 1:30 pm -
mostly common knowledge but some people may not know this and good effort so 5*


BadCat

Nov 26, 2006 4:48 pm -
5 for a good egg and something everyone should be doing themselves!


ladyvator

Nov 29, 2006 9:58 pm -
*4 pretty good


H-Dogg

Dec 01, 2006 9:16 pm -
Actually, most automakers recommend 5000 mile intervals between oil changes today, but if there’s any doubt, go with 3000.


Toasty

Dec 05, 2006 1:16 am -
^Yea, you are right. Most do, GM actually has a system to tell you when it’s required instead of the intervals.

But wouldn’t you rather just spend a little more money, and do it when you really should? That will save you more $$ in the future!


Spartan5150

Dec 09, 2006 9:47 pm -
y forgot to prime the gasket on the oil filter. now u have to chisel it off. HAHAHAHA


Toasty

Dec 12, 2006 9:28 am -
^Why bother when there is still oil on the mating surface?

And why would you take a chisel to aluminum?

Are you fucking retarded?


Dodge

Dec 24, 2006 11:26 am -
That a Jeep Liberty?


Toasty

Jan 21, 2007 11:03 am -
2002 Dodge Ram 1500 4.7 V8 4x4

 


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