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(169 votes) Published: Nov 22, 2006 4:48 p.m. Viewed 935 times
Well this is me and my mates this summer, we were bored everyday and night, so went out at 1am, and went home at about 10am every night/Early morning! The only thing we could think of to do was..Errrm, steal peoples milk and money :D heres some pics :P
(If your not from England then you may not know what the ’milk run’ is, Well, in england, we have a milkman that goes and delivers dairy products to peoples front doors, or to shops, from 12am-8am, he also deliveres orange juice, cakes, bread, etc! And our job as youths, is to steal it.)
One of the 1st steals of the night, a box of rasberries :D Nicely left outside someones house at 2:30am.
Later that night.. At around 4am, we found these lovely 5 silver tops (Creamy) outside someones house!
Now its pretty much daylight, about 6am you can see the pile has increased :D
Now you can see we have a bit more milk and a piece of corn :D ...Oh, and a loaf of bread :P
Wtf?
at about 6:50am we stopped off at this shop just before opening time, to clear out its stock before it had even touched the shelves :D
Then at about 7:10am we steal some more milk, but unfortuanatley someone saw us taking thier milk so we have to stop shortly :( Lol
Then at about 7:30am we done a wheel spin on a birds head (I think it was already dead!)
The car after LOL
This is nearly the final amount of stolen goods :o
Then here we are, the final amount of stolen milk etc minus the food..We were hungry! :D There are a few more random pics below from the night/morning :)
We found this house rabbit hopping about, it scared the sh^t outta my mate when he got out of the car for a p^ss in the middle of nowhere and this rabbit came hopping towards him :P (Dont quite know how its scary but there you go)
And the next day doing our usual thing we found this :D Atleast we know our work is appreciated!
(If you cant read it, it says "Please hide milk behind bins as it is being stolen, thanks"....So we stole that too :D
THE END
Hope you enjoyed reading it as much as i did eating and drinking it! Comment and rate please :D
Nov 24, 2006 9:42 am - The damn milk trucks try and run me over on the way to school. At 8:30 for some strange, strange reason. Good egg. The part about the note is especially funny.
My sister is telling me "That so funny!". I’m not even sure she can read anything written on the screen since she is 3, but let’s all nod and smile.
Nov 25, 2006 4:37 am - *3 and you are lucky you got that. I am sure that you and your fucking mates could of found something else to do, the steal peoples milk.
"what the hell do you do with so much stolen milk?"
Well, to be honest we got a super soaker and filled it up with milk, then squirted men on the way to work at around 6-8am..It was funny as fcuk, imagine going to work in an office in the middle of summer, and having to sit on the train covered in milk..Within an hour i bet they stunk lmao! I will be making a new egg soon i just need to wait until we do somthing mental, i might make a new milk egg with videos :P
Feb 29, 2008 11:41 pm - Wow lol
nice
it is real funyn cause, who the fuck steals milk
it woulda been cooler if u stole something better, but its funnier this way
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