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(49 votes) Published: Nov 26, 2006 8:45 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 213 times
Ok i’ve been smokin weed for a while and i hae never been caught. Here are some steps that if u follow u will not get caught.
1) First if u have never been high before make sure u wont be around parents or cops for at least an hour after smoking.
2) When you go out to smoke use a bowl or a bong so u colthes dont reek of blunt raps or cigarette papers. Weed doesnt adhere to fabric such as cigarette smoke. A few sprays of cologne or axe will do the trick.
3) Smoke outside or somewhere where there are no people and theyre arent gonna be any people until ur done with ur session and well afterwads.(I was smoking weed and cigarettes in my garage with my frined and it didnt air out enough and we got caught smokin cigarettes and almost weed, DONT BE CARELESS.
4) Make sure your not going to be aroubd parents when ur high, 20 buks said at least one of ur parents smoked weed back in the day and they know what it smells like and they might be able to tell ur acting high.
5) If your parents dont care if you smoke cigarettes then blow cigarette smoke just to ensure there is no pot smell on you.
6) Get some eyedrops to put in your eyes, it will take care of the bloodshot shit.
7) If u need to kill ur high cuz u just found out ur parents or brother or parol officer is gonna give u a visit start eatin food and drink, try to control ur high and take a cold shower. All of these will help u kill your high if u try controling it it will not only make u seem more sober but will kill u high.
8) Hide your weed in an airtight container with an orange peel, MAKES WEED MORE POTENT, IM NOT BULLSHITIN U, and put in the expansion bay of a playstation, a vcr, behind a light switch, ect.
9) If ur really apranoid about gettin caught smoke out of a tinny or a can then u can just crumpe up the evidence and recycle.
Drug Tests
Ok u cant flush weed out of ur system by drinking water u can only dillute ur piss. The only way to pass is excersise or detox pills. If u fat and dont get excersise it may take a few months to get clean. If ur like me and ur fat but still work u ass off everyday in high school wrestling give ur self a month or a few weeks. If u skinny and play foot ball and wrestle then give urself a few days. If ur average and excersize about a week or two. Time and pills are the only way to pass a test. THC (byproduct of weed which is tested for in drug tests) is on ft soluble, u have to burn off the fat to get clean.
Nov 26, 2006 11:14 pm - It’s all true... but if you don’t already know at least most of this shit you shouldn’t be smoking weed at all, so I’m not sure how useful this actually is to anyone...*3
Nov 27, 2006 10:52 am - Orange peels don’t make bud more potent,all they do is keep it at a perfect moisture level.Smoke does adhere to fabric so spraying axe will make you smell like weed and axe,it doesn’t really help.And smoking out of a can is dangerous.The aluminum can create damaging gases when burned and you end up with alziehmers.2*
Nov 27, 2006 1:36 pm - Good stuff.
But there are lots of spelling mistakes and some of this is kind of obvious. But you put a lot of effort into this so 4*.
Nov 28, 2006 10:32 am - ok i dont like cans and this is for the stupid people that havent smoked weed before so if u smoek weed all this ios pretty obvious, thx for the comments
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