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(132 votes) Published: Nov 28, 2006 10:09 a.m. In 2 Favorites Lists Viewed 1070 times
Yeah I know this is gonna get dropped like a bad habbit, but hey is MY 50 points and other people sitll post stuff that gets gripped about...however I will add this disclaimer...becareful what you do and where you do, you might hurt yourself or someone else in the process. GMT is a professional!
Every pickpocket and purse snatcher loves Black Friday, the one day of the year when wallets are the most vulnerable (even more than on Decembr 24th)to thieves. People are out in literal swarms and they are not thinking about the person behind them or beside of them and what they might be doing. Its empathy at its best!
As always I planned on a great day of hunting, but rather than go it alone Mindy decided to go along with me when I got down to the serrious stuff. Thats okay, two pickpockets are better than one. But before I headed to the mall I decided to get ready with a little warm up...
My first Mark of the day Kelly, who made a very serious mistake. Normally I don’t like to shit where I eat but this was jsut way too tempting to let go without taking...you see my home town has a slight abnormality, the train track runs right up main street, cutting the twon in half. Kelly parked her red blazzer across the street from the post office and heaed over, leaving her doors unlocked and her gray and black purse on the floor by the passnerger’s seat. Normally I wouldn’t have bothered with this but then the train came through, which gave me more time and a sheild from ehr being able to look out through the post office window and see me. I opened her balzzer door, jacked her wallet, and then quietly walked away. Even when she got bak she probably thought everything was fine because her bag was still there. Thanks Kelly, I needed the warm up!
A saw a woman in a white tee-shirt and tight blue jeans pull a brown leather wallet out of her pocket to stop at the ATM near the credit union. Now readers of my eggs and forums know I ahte when women carry their wallet like a man, so this made her a target. I followed her up the street and then lifted her wallet when she started to go across the street. I brushed past her and dipped the lip of her back pocket, then simply pulled up. Thanks Susan, I needed the cash!
After that I sat back and waited for Mindy to call and say she was ready. Once she did we hoped in her car and headed to mall, where the real pickpocketing would begin. We parked near the enterance 9no small feet at that) and then went in to scout the area. There were so many choices and so little time that it was hard to decided who was going to be first.
Eventually we settled on Carmen, a woman in her early fourties, who was standing near Waldens talkign on a cell phone. She was wearing a long black coat and her left hand coat pocket bulgeted with a brown wallet. Mindy flanked her on one said, brushing past her so that she would look towards her while I moved up the other side and quickly pulled the wallet from her coat. Thanks Carmen, we can use the money!
After that we moves in deeper and made a quick stop at Spencers, which was even more crowded than usual. Its a small sotre, so the large crowd made it natrual for someone to get bumped without drawing notice. Mindy saw or next target, a guy looking at some shirt like a careful conosure (and its was weaird, as a rule Mindy usually targets other women). He was wearing khaki pants and his wallet was bulging in his back pocket I let Mindy do the honors this time as I played distraction by standing beside of him and prestended to look at the shrits, deleberatly getting in his way so that he would have to step back right into Mindy’s path. She brushed past him, popped the button and lifted the wallet in one fluid motion. I was very proud of how fast she did it, the guy had no clue he’d jsut been dipped. Thanks for being such a sucker Jimmy.
I don’t have a name for the next mark, but I do apprecate how easy she made it for me to rob her. Standing in the line to one of the many restuarants that cover the mall like a bad rash she held her wallet in her right hand, and some of the money was stikcing out of it. I moved Mindy into possition on her blind side, where she kept gently bumping into the woman as they moved up the line and when the time was right I stopped to look at the menu while I reached down and quickly pulled that bills out of the wallet. Thanks lady, you made my day!
The next two were a matched set, two young women in their twenties sat down at a bench near sears and started talking about that they had bought, sititng their purses under the bench. I sat down on the bench behind them and waited for Mindy to walk by and ask them somehting long enough to distract them. When I heard her voice I quickly dropped my hand down the hole in the bakc of the bench and quickly opened the girl’s purse. The first one was easy, just a quick unbuttoning and the wallet was mine. The second had velcro, which took a little longer sicne it was noisy. I managed tog et it open without drwing any undue attention and then removed the wallet. I got up a few seconds latter and faded into the crowd. Thanks Melindia and Corey, I needed the cash!
After that we got back into Mindy’s car and headed back to her place, where we shucked the wallets for all their goodies. All told we netted a nice 653.51 in cash and changed, which split and added to what I had nabbed earlier brought my total to a nice 428.24. Not bad for one days work eh? After we ditched the wallets we ordered take out and celibrated our day in our usual fashion....
Nov 28, 2006 12:37 pm - it is kinda kool but u need to post these in a forum or in ur blog they are going to get dropped any way start a group and make a group forum any way 3*s i guess
Nov 28, 2006 2:06 pm - what date in the year would this be ( or would it be any friday ). do you study the people you steal from as yuo seem to know everything about them!
Nov 29, 2006 12:30 pm - Black Friday picks Way to go GMT I had my hands full down at pikes market talk about sardines I love ignorant tourist I made $ 385 in a couple hours
Dec 01, 2006 2:30 pm - I would rate this a five, if I hadn’t lost 3 wallets and around $170. Now I have a wallet chain and never carry more than $50 on me at any time, but still.
Feb 07, 2007 2:40 pm - . Go Die in a fire you fucking scum bag. I really hope you take the wrong persons money and you get your ass beat or someone jacks all your money.
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