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(139 votes) Published: Dec 06, 2006 6:04 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 830 times
Disclaimer: Be careful what you do and to who you do it to, unless someone gets hurt. GMT is a professional.
Well after a short hiatus (largely becuase my last lifts netted me enough to hold off a while and school work was demanding)I decided to put some work in eariler today. At first I thought the cold weather my spoil my chances to net a decent amount of profit, but I have to say that I was pleasantly suprised.
The real reason for this was that my bout of car shopping was pretty good concidering how cold out it was. Normally in warm weather car windows are elft down by the absentminded, but thats rare in cold weather which means you have to hope that the doors are unlocked. However as I was walking behind the First National bank (which is right behind the book store where I get my comics) I saw a woman get out of her car anf go in the bank’s back enterance. She was sans purse so I decided to see what I could find. The van had those annoying doors that don’t elt you easily determine if they are locked, but the windows of the front doors were down jsut enoungh for me to reach in and sitting on the passenger side seat and grab the handles of a multi colored purse. I dropped it in my bookbag and walked on as if nothign had happened. Thanks Jericha, I needed the money.
The second bout of car shopping was even easier than the first one. As I made my way towards the buiser parts of town I saw a small blue car whose windows were up but with doors that were visably unlocked. Sitting on the backseat amongst a large pile of college books was a small male style wallet with a female ID looking out from the plastic holder in the back. I quickly opened the door, grabbed the wallet, and then heaed on my way. The wallet went into my hip pocket, where it would be safer. Thanks Kathleen, I will be sure to enjoy your dough!
After that I had to work for it a little, although not that much. My enxt mark was a decent looking woman in light blue coat, black tee shirt, and jeans. She was walkign down the street listening to her Ipod (pussycat dools "wait a minute" was blaring out for the world to hear) and her purse was dangling tempting to her side. I followed her up the street until I finally managed to catch up to her and then I went for the goods. When she stopped to wait for the light to change I stood behind her and quickly slid my hand into her purse and quickly lockated her heavy block wallet. I was worried that she might notice the weight missing, but she was so into her music that she never even noticed me pull the wallet out as she started out across the street. Thanks Anne, I needed the cash!
My next mark was a guy who ws so busy fondling and being foldled by his girl that he really wasn’t paying that much attention to the world around him. I saw he had his wallet in a shallow, slightly baggy back pocket and that at different moments his girl slide her hands into his back pockets and teased him a little bit. One time she did it she almsot knocked his wallet free, which would have saved me a lot of trouble. I followed the couple who were so in lvoe they didn’t mind showing the whole world and then waited for a moment. The grl had her hand on the small of his back and near his back pockets, which meant anything he felt back there he would assume she did. I drew close to them and then quickly reached for the lip of his pocket as he drew his girl closer. My hand was one ahead of hers and I had his wallet out of hsi pocket just as she slid her hand into his other pocket, which distracted him far better that I could have ever done. I pocketed his wallet and then faded abck away from them, Thanks Andy, your wallet fit snugger in my pocket and your cash fit better in there too.
My last mark of the day was a woman in her early forties whow as walking down the street wearing a light grey jacket. In one of the pockets was a a dangling keychain that I discovered was attached to a small wallet. This was so simple she might as well have given it to me because all I ahd to do was get close enough to her to snag the keychain and quickly pull it out while she was walking. I managed to do this with one fluid motion and I pulled the wallet out of the jacket and into my hand. If the jacket had been tighter on her this might not have worked, but it was jsut right to pull off. I pocketed her wallet and then moved on as she went away oblivious to the fact that she was one wallet short. Thanks Rhonda, I needed the money!
I headed home and shucked the wallets for their goodies (cards, stamps,IDs, etc.) and managed to net a decent 250.71 in cash and change. From the one whole purse I also nabbed an Ipod, cell phone, and a package of birth control pills. Thas just the sort of stuff you fidn when you take bags, nothign will elt you into a gals world than getting into her purse.
Anyway there you go, if you want mroe elt me know. Odds are this will be dropped but tis might 50 points.
Dec 06, 2006 8:09 pm - im realy comfused do you know the people that your stealing from orare you reading their id. Please explaine yous done that on evry one of you eggs. This was funny to read so you get 5* Good Job!
Dec 06, 2006 10:10 pm - get a fuckcing job stop stealing... how would you like it if your ass got robbed on christmas maybey some single mother worked her ass off working extra shifts just to give her kids a nice christmas only poor people steal 0*s
Mar 18, 2007 1:40 am - 5* That’s pretty darn good in a days work. And most experienced people don’t steal from POOR people. They steal from the upper class, because they can make more money.
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