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How To : Make The Perfect Pot Noodle

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Published: Dec 07, 2006 1:23 p.m.
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How To : Make The Perfect Pot Noodle 1.0
Created On Dec 07, 2006
Created By DiStUrBeD-DuDe
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Chapter 1
Introduction





In this egg i will show you how to make the perfect Pot Noodle.

For those of you who have never heard or tasted a Pot Noodle, they are the god of Noodle Dishes.

E.G.
You are sitting at home and are thinking
"Hmmmmmmmm im hungry for some tasty noodles."
"I know!" You exclaim in a loud and happy fashion"i will have a Pot Noodle"
"Oh dear" you sigh "But i cant understand the directions on the back.... I know i will refer to
DiStUrBeD-DuDe’s Guide on Rotteneggs.com!!!!!

And thats where i come in!!!!


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Chapter 2
instructions






Ingredients:



One Pot Noodle of your choice
One Kettle
Water In the kettle
Extra Soy Sauce (Optional)



Step One

Boil the kettle



Step Two

Open Pot Noodle



Step Three

Pour in boiled water



Step Four

Leave for a few minutes, Then stir vigorously



Step Five

Add Sachet of soy sauce, And stir



Step Six

Add extra soy sauce (Optional)



Step Seven

Enjoy!!!!!



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Chapter 3
Special thanks!!!!!

Thanks to -Battery- for making The Egg Creator
Thanks to Unilever for inventing Pot Noodles



ENJOY!!!!

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The End, Thank You For Reading My Egg
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DiStUrBeD-DuDe

Dec 07, 2006 1:32 pm -
if your going to rate it down, please tell me why.


-RaDdErZ-

Dec 07, 2006 1:34 pm -
haha! 5* coz its so stupid!


Big-chief-E-zizzle

ec 07, 2006 1:38 pm -
I rated down. 0*’s

RE isn’t cooking class.

Unless you have somethign INTERESTING to cook then don’t post it. I’m sick of these fucking "HI HOW TO MAKE MACKARONY LOLZ"


CookEE-THeiF

Dec 07, 2006 1:52 pm -
Not funny, and it was shit. You didn’t say how long to leave the pot noodle for between time, or how much water to put in. And most people wont know you had to dissolve the water... and RE aint a cooking class.

0*


sunny-da-pyropa rot

Dec 07, 2006 2:43 pm -
WTF S UP WITH ALL THESE GAY EGGS FIRST THE KD THEN THE BANNANA SHIT AND NOW THIS THIS SIGHT ISNT FOR GAY CRAP LIKE THIS 0*


thegr8est1

Dec 07, 2006 2:44 pm -
pot noodles taste like shit now. they were the best, until they changed it to that ’new improved’ recipe.


c0w_tipp3r

Dec 07, 2006 3:03 pm -
Quote:
Boil the kettle
Quote:
Pour in boiled water

Damn it, I had already boiled my kettle, now I have nothing to boil the water in.


Zagubadu

Dec 07, 2006 3:40 pm -
Omfg THere are instructions on the back Idiot
ZERO


fuzzy_ewok

Dec 07, 2006 4:37 pm -
these instructions are crap lOL plus you didnt say how high to put the water in, which is crucial for a proper one!


sunny-da-pyroparrot

De 07, 2006 4:56 pm -
IM tired of burning myself or forgetting to put water in my noodles Thanks distured dude for telling me the instructions on the cup your the best ;)


FattyMcFly

Dec 07, 2006 5:10 pm -
0*s Fuck everyone knows hot to make pot noodles, sure call me a fag but sorry this egg has no effort I could probably make an egg about how to make a better hot chocolate and put pics and everyone would vote 5


BlowShitUp

Dec 07, 2006 6:30 pm -
Cooking egg > fucking runescape eggs and pretty much 80% of everything on RE nowadays.

5*


smurftastic

D c 07, 2006 7:14 pm -
5* cause i wouldnt of thought of this and im fat


heavyheadbanger75

Dec 07, 2006 9:04 pm -
! for the pics but other than that it sucked. the KD was funny but it was the original now your just copying some one else’s idea for a good laugh


Pentium

Dec 07, 2006 11:36 pm -
Dude, my egg was pushing the limit when I got the idea.
This is just completely stupid.


SloWay

Dec 08, 2006 12:25 am -
you for sure have creepy things in the UK. Nice egg thou. 3*


ShaGgY5dOp

Jan 20, 2007 4:52 pm -
Omg, what fucking idiots can’t comprehend this is a joke? Wow... 4*

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