Learn how to HACK a door in less then 10 minutes
'i changed the door sign when i was on holiday in london, this was done with a simple door defacement script.' 
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(222 votes)
Published: Dec 08, 2006 5:10 p.m.
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this is a reply egg to cyberhackers egg:
Learn how to HACK in less then 10 minutes
http://www.rotteneggs.com/r3/show/se/204502.html
basicly he showed how to login to a modem, he posted on the forums if we liked it, and he got banned, we were discussing its noobiness on the forum here: http://www.rotteneggs.com/r3/show/se/700-forum-display_topic-0-1-1325107.html
basicly, he showed how to "hack" (log into) a modem without a password, so i said i can "hack" (walk through) unlocked doors.
ATLJOKER found it funny and said make an egg on how to hack a door, so here it is:
Learn how to HACK a door in less then 10 minutes
You will need:
- a door
- l337 hacking skills
- Previous experience of doors (no, not 5cript kiddie sliding doors, im on about old school phreaking of doors with handles!!). this may limit to the black art of automatic doors.
what you do:
step 1, hacking the sliding door (noobs will find this easy).
firstly, boot up into walk mode, get your lazy ass of the computer and enter the doors url (vicinity).
be carefull of the pet-dog firewall 2006, being carefull will bypass its main security features.
now, your inside the doors local host. time for the next step.
goto, brain> all functions> body> arms> grab.
now youve opened up the grab function, select the sliding door handle.
now goto brain> all functions> body> arms> pull_left
now select brain>initiate, and your body will compile the though 5cript and slide open the door.
now close all thought windows and get ready for the next step.
goto brain> run
memory enter, walk_forwardx3steps. and clik run.
you will walk through the door, dont goto close command, you want to leave a backdoor for you to break in again.
and if your a noob, this is a joke egg :D |
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 | Dec 08, 2006 5:12 pm -
Its not funny... |
| Dec 08, 2006 5:12 pm -
I give it a 5 though |
 | Dec 08, 2006 5:17 pm -
dont make joke eggs they waste my time and its not funny adn ur gay |
 | Dec 08, 2006 5:19 pm -
haha i lol’d. 5 |
 | Dec 08, 2006 5:20 pm -
captnxcrunk
when you become a higher level, and someone who is actually on this site, you will have the right to insult joke eggs. im a higher member on this site, and joke eggs are acceptble by us, so stfu noob, else its 0* on everything of yours. |
 | Dec 08, 2006 5:24 pm -
ROFL 5 |
 | Dec 08, 2006 5:24 pm -
ZOMFG, I feel so leet now. I was stuck in my bedroom for years until I saw this, and I saw the rest of my house. What’s that big, cold, white box in the food room? Srsly, I rated 5* because Bsmovies is secksy. |
| Dec 08, 2006 5:26 pm -
who the fuck is a high member and gave it 0*? |
 | Dec 08, 2006 5:27 pm -
Lol. five. Now I can use my skills for the good of mankind. |
| Dec 08, 2006 5:28 pm -
told you id make the egg atl :D |
 | Dec 08, 2006 5:34 pm -
5* ur dog is kickass |
| Dec 08, 2006 5:35 pm -
Quote:
now select brain>initiate, and your body will compile the though 5cript and slide open the door.
lol’d |
| Dec 08, 2006 5:37 pm -
I forgot to FIVE you. |
| Dec 08, 2006 5:37 pm -
it isnt my dog, the pics are from google.
i wouldnt ever have a skiddie slide door in my house, i have retro micrwood(tm) oak doors xp |
 | Dec 08, 2006 5:46 pm -
pretty sweet, haha 5* |
 | Dec 08, 2006 5:46 pm -
5* and faves... also 5 on your pro i lmao’d |
 | Dec 08, 2006 6:17 pm -
haha. ill give it a 4 |
 | Dec 08, 2006 6:30 pm -
4* Pretty funny! |
 | Dec 08, 2006 6:51 pm -
Quote: be carefull of the pet-dog firewall 2006, being carefull will bypass its main security features.
I almost pissed myself. This is hilarious. 5* |
 | Dec 08, 2006 6:51 pm -
awesome. 5*s and favs. im gonna try to hack my brothers door later. |
 | Dec 08, 2006 7:10 pm -
I thought it was funny because I seen everything that led up to this as the topics and egg were made. |
 | Dec 08, 2006 7:10 pm -
I didnt even smile 0* |
 | Dec 08, 2006 7:17 pm -
Don’t worry, it’s just Klerkxy’s time of the month. ;) 5* |
 | Dec 08, 2006 7:17 pm -
haha that shit was funny 2 me....5 |
 | Dec 08, 2006 7:21 pm -
4* i got stuck on the part about the dog i got bitten and i sayed virus detected i need help?vote me a 5 on my pro and ill do the same |
 | Dec 08, 2006 7:51 pm -
ok most joke egg suck,but this was hilarios and yea the puppy made the egg 5* |
 | Dec 08, 2006 7:59 pm -
How to Hack a Door
1. Pick up axe.
2. Swing like there is no tomorrow. |
 | De 08, 2006 8:52 pm -
you are sucha large homosexual fucking loser |
 | Dec 08, 2006 10:01 pm -
lol wow, it made my day sooo 5* |
 | Dec 08, 2006 11:42 pm -
5* fucking pisser you owned that noob |
 | Dec 09, 2006 1:16 am -
not funny..0* |
 | Dec 09, 2006 6:39 am -
awsome, but i had a bit of truble geting past the firewall, when i got through to the modem, the firewall spamed my foot......... lol, this egg was funny as shit, 5*s |
 | Dec 09, 2006 6:44 am - cool
Really cool idea .5* for you |
 | Dec 09, 2006 8:37 am -
not really funny |
 | Dec 09, 2006 9:38 am -
lmao thats some funny stuff and those ppl that rated it bad are just pms today |
 | Dec 09, 2006 10:50 am -
next make an egg on that defacement 5cript |
| Dec 09, 2006 10:52 am -
5* |
 | Dec 09, 2006 12:36 pm -
Yea I’m not sure if you were trying to be funny or something......but that wasn’t funny.....0* |
 | D c 09, 2006 3:32 pm -
Wasn’t worth reading.0 |
 | De 09, 2006 5:32 pm -
HaHa Joke eggs kick ass Fuck people that don’t reckon they rule.. 5*s and your dogs a hectic cunt. |
 | Dec 09, 2006 5:43 pm -
Lol, great joke egg. 5* |
 | Dec 09, 2006 10:21 pm -
hitler is a bastard |
 | Dec 09, 2006 11:14 pm -
if it is taking you that long then it is too long....give it up. |
 | Dec 10, 2006 5:15 am -
Funny ! :D
5*’s |
 | D c 10, 2006 11:36 am -
not super funny, but i liked the "firewall," so 3* |
 | Dec 10, 2006 5:38 pm -
what if the door opens to the right? |
 | De 16, 2006 6:06 pm -
lmfao this works ..ya no shit lmfao 5***** |
 | Dec 29, 2006 4:12 pm -
im pretty sure you had fun writing it |
 | Jan 21, 2007 6:03 pm -
Sliding Door Service Pack 2 has a patch that disables this. =[ |
 | Jan 22, 2007 10:36 pm - pretty cool
meh because im happy 5# nice egg |
 | Mar 22, 2007 9:14 pm -
The guy of american pie who glued his hands to his ’Johnson’ must be a noob then lol .. he couldnt open door |
 | Mar 23, 2007 4:50 pm -
not funny, ur not a 1337 hacker leave. |
 | Apr 19, 2007 11:25 am - UR A SHITY FUCKING EGG FAG!!!
u suck hairy sweaty monkey balls covered in herpies.
(and so does your egg) |
| Apr 19, 2007 11:34 am - UR A SHITY FUCKING EGG FAG!!!
u suck hairy sweaty monkey balls covered in herpies.
(and so does your egg) |
 | Oct 13, 2007 5:37 am -
Funny at the beginning but got stupider towards the end. Pretty good though, 4*! |
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