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(70 votes) Published: Dec 10, 2006 1:21 p.m. Viewed 259 times
Ok well this is my first egg and i hope you think it is a good idea...
SUPPLIES
2 tubes of toothpaste or 10 packs of little ketchup things you get at fast food places (toothpaste is better, youll see why)
A nice car, that is somewhere parked and not moving.
DIRECTIONS
Approach a very nice car such as a escalade, porsche, lambo, any valueble car as I said before
Have your 10 packets of ketchup or 2 fairly large tubes of toothpaste
Wedge 5 packs of ketchup under the front-driver side tire, wedge 5 packs on the other tire on the other side of the car, make sure ALL the packs are folded in half. You dont want them wedged in too tight.
If using the toothpaste then open the cap half way on both of the tubes. fold the tubes in half and wedge between both tires.
OUTCOME
When the owner of the whip drives away ketchup/toothpaste will spray all over the bottom/side of his/her car.
Toothpaste would be better to use because when it dries its a pain in the ass to get off.
Dec 10, 2006 3:51 pm - 0* because I’d murder you if you did any of that shit to my cars. Plus, I can almost guarantee you do not have a car of your own, otherwise you’d be a little more considerate. Just wait til someone does this to your hot rod Ford Festiva..
Dec 10, 2006 4:47 pm - Yea I don’t see what’s so funny about fuckin up other peoples things for no reason. Vandalism isn’t even funny, and as you see, RE doesn’t seem to support it either judging by the zeros.
You are everything that’s wrong with the world today.
Dec 10, 2006 4:55 pm - 0* couse i hate the dumb pranks about fucking shit up that isnt yours or a freinds if your going to do it at least do it to a freinds car that will take is easy and not press charges but if some one did this to you i bet you would get mad and kill them but this wont do shit it will get on the bottom of there car come one think of some thing better.
Dec 10, 2006 7:40 pm - wow your really inconsiderate of others, how would you feel if someone did it to your car you bought and payed for by your self. 0*