
 | Dec 19, 2007 12:19 pm - I use a better technique, well using mine you have to have over $400 dollars for it to work. What you do is go to some HUGE store like homedepot (don’t know if ther are any near you but this is in my example) then go over to the carpet cleaning machines or other things that have a big box but lots of styrophome in them, you then call the guy over and say "exuse me, I was thinking to buy one of these but I can’t decide which one to get, but I’m getting one for sure" you then ask him if you can open the boxes on both of the machines, then act like your trying to decide which one to get, then tell the worker "hmm hmm hmm, such a tough dessicion" and make sure to stand there a long time trying to decide, until the worker leaves to go work more then quickly after he leaves take the styro foam out of one of them and stuck them up on the shelf, close up both boxes and stick the one withouth the styro foam in your cart, then walk around sticking brand new tools and nails and power coards in the box, (whatever you can fit) and close the box up, go the the tape isle and tape the fucken box up and buy the fuckin machine. later go back (witht he box empty and only the machine) tell them that you want to return it but you threw away the foam they’ll give you back the $400 and and you just scored a bunch of free tools and stuff which you can keep or sell on ebay or wherever. |