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How to skin your neighbours cat (and eat it!!)
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Published: Jan 03, 2003 12:00 a.m.
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I am a very well travelled individual, on a recent trip to China I witnessed the best way to beat, strip, boil, and eat a cat. You can use this technique to cook your neighbours cat, creating a delicious Cat-Stirfry.
Cat.
2.Pop Cat in heshen type bag.
3. Throw cat in boiling water
4. Boil for 2 mins (to prevent blood coagulation)
5 Get cat from bag, repeatedly hitting cat until near death (do not kill cat at this point as meat will be ruined - will be to tough to eat)
6.Make incision around cats throat to strip fur away.
7.Rip off fur, in one movement.
8.Po cat back in boiling water and hold cat down to drown - cat will struggle at this point, you can now kill cat using blunt object.
9.THe cat will take approx 15 mins to boil and should then be ready for your Chinese Tasty Cat stirfry.
10. Add cat to wok and continue as normal beef based stirfry.

IF you have any additional recipies I would love to hear from you, I enjoy a delicious cat stirfry.

PS: This method of killing a cat can also be repeated using other small animals like dogs or squirrels. 		 
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Hippy
Feb 03, 2006 9:08 pm -
Dude i swear to god thay is probaly the lamest bullshit i have ever heard. you know what FUCK YOU U SICK SON OF A BITCH AND FUCK CHINA TOO

Mar 14, 2006 3:13 pm -
LMAO!


SenatorRyan
Mar 19, 2006 4:07 pm -
stupid asian shut up i like cats they own your nerdy bones and rip you to pieces......


hey, try skinning this [This Member can not display images, they need to upgrade Member Level] (alt+p)


scrobert
Ap 12, 2006 3:14 am - sick person
anyone who even watched that happen needs to be sent to a mental hospitle. i love cats an that is jsut so cruel to do an it isnt nice to post things like that.


Milla
Jul 27, 2006 2:57 am -
Cats are the shit I hope you burn in hell you mother fucker
 
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