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(349 votes) Published: Dec 11, 2006 6:18 a.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 1493 times
Hello there boys and girls.
Sit on santas lap...Now wiggle a little..uh...uhhhh...ahh.
That’s better.
Now, for a little story for you.
This one is called How to frame a Moderator Basically, what you need for this is:
1) A moderator account
2) A site that doesn’t keep track of bannings.
First off, Make sure you are the good cop. I’m not saying any of this due to the recent situation. MonkeyBallz was a faggot. Thank MonkeyBallz he’s gone :D. Viper = Master Mod.
Anywho. Now that you are the "Good Cop" in the situation, when the "bad cop" mod logs on, what you do is wait for him to make a shitty/stupid move. As soon as that happens, step in to "correct" the situation. The "bad cop" will SURELY act out of anger, spewing immature comments. Perhaps even as immature as a 4 year old’s attacks on a far superior moderator.
At this time, break out the random banhammer. Anyone that other member hated, anyone that hated that mod should be banned for as long as possible. BUT NOT FROM ALL FORUMS. Only from the primary forum. That way the respectable "Banned" members can begin to "speculate" in other topics. Further bringing down the creditability of the "bad cop" mod. This will buy you some fame for the "good cop act" at the same time.
Now that the mod has a bad appearance. He/she will become "emo" and begin to slit their "wires" on their computer. One such notable act was Rambo deleting his account.
The risky mods may even hold their mouse to their temples and right click, if you catch my drift. Sorry, I ate some nasty shit earlier. The drift was unintended.
Well, in conclusion, the "bad" mod will probably "give up on life". Where as the "good" mod will live in infamy.
I have a strong cock. So strong, I can lift up 13 brick from a towing chain. This happens because when I was 5 I tied fishing weights to it. And did my exercises. Then when I turned 9, I lifted my first brick. Now if I’m REALLY careful, and the bed I’m on has a headboard, I can slam your head off of it by lifting you with it. Then we can have hot steamy unconscious sex. Usually I prefer the shower, because if we "slip and fall" we might land in the superbowl. The same one I take Bill Cosby’s kids too.
Couldnt of put it ANY better. Monkey, if your reading this (no doubt your either reading this in your new newb account or crying, wishing you didnt delete your account) HAI FUCKER! Glad to see your gone eh?
Dec 11, 2006 5:00 pm - Monkeyballz deleted his acount... Who would do something so stupid...
5* cause I need the points...
That was a joke by the way... Do you recall the egg I made about fags who do that?
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