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How to beat a lie detector test (Meow-Meow)

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Published: Dec 11, 2006 8:59 a.m.
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In spite of what the newspapers and the so-called experts would have you believe, there’s no machine on earth capable of detecting a lie.
Ok today im going to tell you how to beat a lie detector test.When you lie your blood pressure goes up and heart starts to beat faster.So to see what your normal blood pressure and heart beat is when your lieing they will ask you a control question. (i.e. Are you a male? or What is your name?)


So when they ask you what your name is simply
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clench your fists and squeeze your feet.This will cause the blood to change, so that will be recorded as a positive. So if they asked if you stole that candy, you say no and clench your fists, bam, its a positive.
Lie detectors only work because you belive they work. If you stay calm and try to think of a happy place while you lieing your heart beat wont beat as fast as it would if you were lieing.

Some other techniques is to put a tack into your shoe and when the polygrapher asks you the control question you step on the tack so that you put stress on your body. This will trick the lie detector so that when ever you lie it think its truthfull.

Because breathing is one of the parameters measured, taking a deep breath and holding it will record as an abnormal response. Flexing the arm muscles under the cuff distorts the blood-pressure reading. But a suspicious polygrapher may spot either use.


Thank you for reading my egg. If you have any questions p.m. me.
 

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ben1992

Dec 11, 2006 9:04 am -
1st post yay 5* nice egg


NIGZILLA

Dec 11, 2006 9:11 am -
5*


Toasty

Dec 11, 2006 9:20 am -
I have always believed this too. But there are a few problems with this.

1) I’m sure they have already "fixed" this problem.
2) You faking nervous/worried won’t compare to an investigator asking you "Did you kill Ms. Poopoo"


Toasty

Dec 11, 2006 9:21 am -
3*


Toasty

Dec 11, 2006 9:22 am -
Not really a C/P, more of a summarization.

But that makes it 2.


Firestarter_alex

Dec 11, 2006 9:33 am -
This was on a program and it says like just by clenching your " sphincter " ( your ass ring) your blood soars cos it has lots of blood vessels


SiK-62

Dec 11, 2006 9:48 am -
cool 5*


GlennDanzig

Dec 11, 2006 9:56 am -
i like ur pic lol


SmurfJuice

Dec 11, 2006 1:02 pm -
Considering that polygraph tests are obsolete now, this is useless. You cannot be forced to take a polygraph test. The police cannot force you, a job cannot force you, no one. And if you are questioned for refusing a polygraph, just state the obvious shortcomings of the device. About how many times it has failed. Woulda been a 3, but it’s C/p’d, so 1*.


grodenbarg

Dec 11, 2006 2:08 pm -
Who does polygraph tests anymore?? A good lawyer will do the lying for you LOL!!


HOGEDUDE17

Dec 11, 2006 3:01 pm -
They have you put your hands on the table and strip search you before you go into the room with the machine.....and you don’t have any shoes on when you do it so you really don’t have anything to clench to......they are pretty accurate.....0* b/c you have no idea what your talking about


Eight8Ball

Dec 11, 2006 3:14 pm -
BS beating a lie detector is impossible you have to train for over two years to be able to beat one i know someone in the army and he met a specialist about this 0*


FireFanatic

Dec 11, 2006 4:31 pm -
ok people do say this is a c/p but it isent really a c/p cuz he used his own words and he prolly never even did research on this subject either


krys-6997

Dec 11, 2006 5:32 pm -
sounds like a good idea the best thing to do is stay calm


Tooth_Pick

Dec 11, 2006 7:10 pm -
5* nice work


Meow-Meow

Dec 11, 2006 7:18 pm -
the stuff i cped is in quotes


Wormshack

Feb 24, 2007 8:03 pm -
4*

 


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