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Fall Asleep Easy

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(223 votes)
Published: Dec 13, 2006 8:33 p.m.
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Oh no! You have a big day tomorrow and you can’t sleep! You know you are gonna need your rest for tomorrow, but it’s impossible, you can’t fall asleep. How will you ever get your beauty rest?

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Overview
In this egg I am going to show you how to fall a sleep very easily and without drugs. This is going to be very similar to reading, but with out the reading(Huzzah!) and I think much faster and much more efficient. This way is just like counting sheep, except no sheep. There isn’t any sheep shit and wool everywhere,NO MESS!

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The EGG
1. Ok first get in some comfortable clothes and lie down in your sleeping place.

2. Now close your eyes and relax.

3. Heres where it really starts. Begin, (keeping your eyes closed) draw a very big #1 by moving your eyes. Pretend that you are watching the large number being drawn like on paint. And remember this probably won’t work if our open your eyes so keep’em closed!.

So with your eyes closed, follow the red arrow, "drawing" a #1.

Side note- In this egg I am going to mention drawing a few times. "Drawing" in my case is when your eyes are closed, but you move them as if they were still open. While your eyes are closed, move your eyes in the direction instructed to.

4. Ok, after doing that, while keeping the image of the one (or what ever number your on) "draw"a box around the number.
Starting at the red dot, make your eyes follow a path similar to the box shown.

5.Now with that image in your head, you’re going to "draw" a circle around the box and number like so.

Starting at the magenta/pink dot, "draw" the circle encompassing the number and box.

6. Now repeat this several times but with the next sequential number.(1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 etc...)Like counting.

This will work your muscles all around your eyes, tiring them, and eventually allowing you to sleep.
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Ok when my friend first explained this to me, I had no idea what he was talking about until I actually tried it. So if you don’t understand this at first, try it out real quick and then vote. If you have any questions just ask.
If you vote low comment please!
 

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royal

Dec 13, 2006 8:38 pm -
gave you a nice juicy five. But one thing- how do i "try really quick and then vote"...ill fall asleep lol


Bart-7379-2751

Dec 13, 2006 8:39 pm -
nice 5***** i just tried it and googled it great job


heavyheadbanger75

Dec 13, 2006 8:43 pm -
Well you obviously voted for it youreself but i can see what you mean by it tiring you and what not so i gave ya 5


Tooth_Pick

Dec 13, 2006 8:44 pm -
wow nice, im gna try ti when i cant sleep next time
5* + favs


sunny-da-pyroparrot

De 13, 2006 8:49 pm -
5* and in favs


Negro0nFire

Dec 13, 2006 9:04 pm - cool
i suck at falling to sleep, this will help me loads thanks. 5*s


jackassimmitater

Dec 13, 2006 9:06 pm -
i tried this with out going to sleep to the number 2 and im tired now and a bit dizzy 5 stars


ak47-slayer

Dec 13, 2006 9:21 pm - wow
5* im depressed and i am restless-this may help. :)


Geoff-6468

Dec 13, 2006 9:38 pm -
wow, not only is this really smart, but it works... 5* to you my friend... and thanks!


Munkey106

Dec 13, 2006 9:59 pm -
You rule!! Dood thanks alot!!!

5*!


DarkestAngel

Dec 13, 2006 10:02 pm -
Holy hell. You rock. Five


Numinous

Dec 13, 2006 10:04 pm -
I’m an insomniac, I’m gunna hafta try this.


Over-Dose

Dec 13, 2006 10:54 pm -
5* and favorites


NIGZILLA

Dec 13, 2006 11:16 pm -
k why did 3 people say tht they were gunna put it in faves but it says only 2 did >?< >.< ???? k and 5 this is great o ya and faves


anubus007

Dec 13, 2006 11:20 pm -
yer it is better than counting sheep so i’ll have to follow the flock and give u 5 starz ( sry couldn’t rezist :P)


Orinux

Dec 13, 2006 11:47 pm -
cool it works 5*****


Trebek

Dec 14, 2006 12:02 am -
Who the fuck rated it down? it was like at 4.75 now its like 2.5. Fucking noobs rate down and dont even comment why.

Dec 14, 2006 12:14 am -
five


jukeboxx

Dec 14, 2006 1:07 am -
psssh i saw this three years ago when i had a rotten eggs. no fuckin joke.


slavexero

Dec 14, 2006 2:09 am -
y ah 5 starz, altho to the more imagineative people it will be alot harder to do seeming that they will imagine the one instead of drawing it, i find relaxing and not moving works too, but great idea


krys-6997

Dec 14, 2006 9:27 am -
cool ill try later i dunt wanna sleep right now lol


xXx_AmandaNower_xXx

Dec 14, 2006 11:08 am -
I would just smoke a spliff and that would do me good, but this also works. 5* man!


Salamanderhead

Dec 14, 2006 12:08 pm -
Or you can pop some pills:D


Zagubadu

Dec 14, 2006 1:44 pm -
Awesome Double five!(On profile and Egg)


Geko

Dec 14, 2006 1:46 pm -
i tryed it but it didnt work fer me probs coz da light is on but i belive u so 5*


TvK

Dec 14, 2006 2:53 pm -
Good egg though it cant help me since im an insomniac or however you spell it ;~; 5*


FireFanatic

Dec 14, 2006 3:09 pm -
5* uhh jus lookin at the 1 makes me wanna sleep....fucker lol you made me tired


cutexxkitty

Dec 14, 2006 3:22 pm -
you should try it out on all - including insomniacs, to see if it will work!!


myst1crule

Dec 14, 2006 4:02 pm -
great... 5* and favorites


lady

Dec 15, 2006 8:55 am -
*4 really good.


DECAPITATED

Dec 16, 2006 11:31 am -
I’ll try this tonight...if it work then: 5***** and 5* on profile!!


DECAPITATED

Dec 16, 2006 11:31 am -
I’ll try this tonight...if it work then: 5***** and 5* on profile!!


SilverWolf

Dec 16, 2006 2:45 pm - Nice!
Original and quite useful egg. That’s what rotteneggs needs!


Sirrip

Dec 16, 2006 10:51 pm - yo
I tried this last night and fell asleep before #2


Curt

Dec 18, 2006 9:29 pm -
i aint been on in a while and i give you a 5 cause i cant fucking sleep this will help me alot


Leh-Chris

Dec 19, 2006 5:35 pm -
I actually have a mild case of insomnia, but I realised any easier way than that to fall asleep, if your still aware of your body/presence, you will stay awake, so doing what he said in this egg, will keep your mind off it - hence you will fall asleep
4 STAR FOR YOU


playmate69

Dec 20, 2006 10:34 am -
i gave u 5* it woz a very good egg fanks x


BRose-Lee

Dec 21, 2006 12:51 am -
5*
I haven’t tried it yet, but it sounds legit.


Xplorer

Dec 22, 2006 4:57 pm -
Hey cool! This is actually a realy fucking usefull egg! Thanks and 5* For you!


n00b01

Dec 26, 2006 6:22 am - thx
cool 5*


desperategoodbye

Jan 12, 2007 7:17 pm - ..
NyQuil works too, but I was only on number and on the square, and I got tired =\\. 5* though =]


Inoyc

Feb 03, 2007 12:52 am -
Its called Nyquil.

 


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