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May 30, 2008 9:07 pm - LoL

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Cryde

May 30, 2008 9:14 pm -
You son of a bitch. Lol yeah you got me. Already a member though


Dod e

May 30, 2008 9:15 pm -
LoL... Damn, that was quick...
I was still setting it up! X-D


m0rtified_p3nguin

Ma 30, 2008 9:28 pm -
got me too


Dodge

May 30, 2008 9:47 pm -
I got like 10 people so far... They just haven’t posted. :-P


Kuso

May 31, 2008 12:28 am -
DONT MAKE THE SWITCH TO DIGITAL TV!!!


running_with_scissors

May 31, 2008 5:03 am -
I lost


Dodge

May 31, 2008 9:06 am -
Quote:
DONT MAKE THE SWITCH TO DIGITAL TV!!!

LuLz, I was wondering how long it would take for someone to get nosy...
3 hours, 28 minutes... That took longer than I thought!


timmydogman

May 31, 2008 9:39 am -
U asshole, lol, yeah you got me.


Kanye

May 31, 2008 10:52 am -
Haha I just lost the game.


E-zizzle

Jun 01, 2008 12:37 pm -
lol you fooled me

May 24, 2008 2:23 pm - ZoMg
CATS!
join, plz. Make donation, receive liberation. Me luff you long time. :-D

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May 16, 2008 3:25 pm - I win.
Well... I can’t believe it’s been half a year already. Seems like I quit just a few weeks ago... I have been smoke free for about 6 months now. I don’t usually brag, or toot my horn, but you know what? I’m friggin proud. I didn’t use any patches, or nicotine gum... I was able to bring it under control, and stop on my own. People still smoke in front of me, and I still kind of want to take a drag... But I am in control. My willpower is stronger than my addiction. I feel like a new man. I used to get winded doing the simplest things... Now I have tons of energy and stamina. Also, I used to cough like mad in the morning... I don’t miss that! I feel healthier. I AM healthier. I win.

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The_Gimp

May 16, 2008 4:16 pm -
Nice job, Dodge! Congratulations kicking that monkey off your back1


TecnoDestructo

May 16, 2008 5:38 pm -
its all the other shit in cigs that are addictive ,
tobacco its self is not hard to quit


Dodge

May 16, 2008 7:44 pm -
True... There’s some brutal shit in them...
nitrosamines, benzpyrene, carbon monoxide, nitrogen oxides, hydrogen cyanide, ammonia, acrolein and formaldehyde, to name a few... Altogether more than 4,000 chemical compounds have been identified in tobacco smoke.
(Taken from this website)
Brutal.
I’d be willing to bet that in equal volumes, you’d be better off inhaling automobile exhaust. O.O


timmydogman

May 17, 2008 9:11 pm -
Nice job man! Keep it up, no cancer for u!

Nov 15, 2007 10:46 pm - I quit...
I’d been smoking since I was about 13. At one point, I was up to 2 packs a day. It was killing me.
I quit smoking, from a pack a day, to none in a week. Been smokeless for 2 weeks now... :-D

*Pats self on back*

Unfortunately, the damage is probably already done, and my life has been shortened.
At least I didn’t die yesterday, and I’ll probably live to see tomorrow!

Anyone who doesn’t smoke, DON’T START. It WILL kill you if you do.
Anyone who does, QUIT! It WILL kill you if you don’t.

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myincred blycreativename

Nov 15, 2007 10:55 pm -
Good job. :]


duct_tape

Nov 16, 2007 11:38 am -
Hurray!


Valo

Nov 16, 2007 4:54 pm -
So you’ve been smoking like 30 years?
Damn!


Dodge

Nov 16, 2007 5:56 pm -
LoL, Valo... Close.
Not 30, but probably longer than you’ve been alive...
About 22 years... (I’ll be 35 in Jan...)


KatWon

Nov 17, 2007 11:05 am -
Well done Dodge! Your risk of getting anything nasty will now start to drop rather than rise - I’m sure that’s a good thing! And now you stopped you’ll find that you get (even) more stamina...


Dodge

Nov 17, 2007 12:55 pm -
Not only stamina, but money!
I WAS spending over 2 grand a year... o.O

Jun 04, 2007 8:57 pm -
Woot. Power egg. No egg points left.
Where’s my cake, dammit!

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Jun 05, 2007 1:39 am -
I ate the cake.


Dodge

Jun 05, 2007 5:42 am -
^Pig bastard...

Jun 05, 2007 8:50 am -
congrats man, well done


duct_tape

Jun 05, 2007 12:42 pm -
congrats.


RAGEandRUSH

Jun 06, 2007 4:58 pm -
if only i coulod be a power eggs....

....nah im too fuckin lazy, congrats tho


CDizz

Jun 06, 2007 5:37 pm -
Everytime I see your avatar, I think it’s Chuck Norris...


Dodge

Jun 08, 2007 5:08 am -
I AM Chuck Norris!

May 13, 2007 2:09 am -
BOOM at my Uncle’s house...

It was soo friggin loud!

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SaladFin ers

May 13, 2007 4:36 am -
Haha, nice...

May 13, 2007 6:17 am -
thats mad shit


RAGEandRUSH

May 13, 2007 12:55 pm -
do that with a ten gallon bottle. its fucken loud!!!!!!!!


Family_Guy09

May 13, 2007 3:22 pm -
Sic4f, you find me a 10 gallon bottle and I won’t kill you, because that would be awesome.


Dodge

May 13, 2007 5:08 pm -
I’m thinking more along the lines of steel 30 gallon drum, about 10 pounds of dry ice, and a few gallons of water... THAT would be lethal...
All I gotta do is grow some balls, and get the dry ice...
Soon.... soon.


sweetswede

May 14, 2007 12:55 pm -
NICE

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