I saved an old womens life!!!!
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(128 votes)
Published: Dec 15, 2006 8:34 p.m.
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I was walking home after a boring day of work. I was kicking a small clump of snow bounce, kick , bounce. I heard a yell for help I paused looked to my right were the noise came from (apartments). I turned away and started to walk across the road towards my house. I heard a cry for help turned to my right and at first I saw nothing then I saw a white and purple blob on the ground in a parking lot across the street. I started to walk then run towards it. It was an old women with white hair and a purple jacket. She thanked me for coming over to help. I try’d to lift her but I stumbled, My face turned red as I strained to pick her up (she is very fat). I got her up, I helped her up the apartment stairs with her carried her stuff to her counter. Put her stuff she baught in the fridge. (milk carrots ect. ) Got her to call a friend over made her a cup of tea and left. |
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| Dec 15, 2006 8:35 pm -
forums 3* |
 | Dec 15, 2006 8:50 pm -
5* IF its true..and if its true, you are a granny-pimp. |
 | Dec 15, 2006 8:56 pm -
0*
forums |
 | Dec 15, 2006 9:10 pm -
club scouts honor |
 | Dec 15, 2006 9:14 pm -
Ya it was pretty cold out I nearly slip on the ice she slipped on. |
 | Dec 15, 2006 9:16 pm -
5* cause it was a funny story and cause Quote: Let her lay there.... Forums |
 | Dec 15, 2006 9:31 pm -
beans and rice is right BOYSCOUTS HONOR!!! 4 |
 | Dec 15, 2006 9:44 pm -
haha. 5 because the world needs more nice people like you. |
| Dec 15, 2006 9:54 pm -
5* on your profile koala because I love you avatar. |
 | Dec 15, 2006 9:55 pm -
you should have banged her |
 | Dec 15, 2006 10:13 pm -
You didn’t rape her I hope...
Your generosity got you four stars from me. |
 | Dec 15, 2006 10:22 pm -
5* stars, good job. |
 | Dec 15, 2006 10:35 pm -
Ok let me get this strait. An old fat lady fell on the ground and you helped lift her up.
I think it is less likly that you saved her life, but more likely that you just saved her from missing that episode of Dr. Phill that she was so looking forward to.
btw
This is ok for an egg. He was telling a story, not trying to start a discussion topic. |
 | Dec 15, 2006 10:41 pm -
1* forums |
 | Dec 15, 2006 11:04 pm -
*5 that was a really cool thing to do. |
 | Dec 15, 2006 11:18 pm -
you liar |
 | Dec 16, 2006 2:05 am -
DUDE THATS MY GRANDMA
and she doesn’t like being called fat...................... ...joking good egg 5*
p.s how was the cup of tea |
 | Dec 16, 2006 2:42 am -
ok wtf HOW CAN U SAY U SAVED HER LIFE!!! and 1 more thing FORUMS!!!
0* |
 | Dec 16, 2006 3:23 am -
aww isent that cute. 5* |
 | Dec 16, 2006 7:49 am -
not an egg |
 | Dec 16, 2006 8:24 am -
when i see purple blobs im usually looking at my nuts in a mirror
3*s |
 | ec 16, 2006 8:45 am -
you should have taken her wallet and left. jk 5* |
| Dec 16, 2006 10:51 am -
It gets to minus twenty were we live, old lady + -20 = death |
 | Dec 16, 2006 12:18 pm -
Blog anyone? |
 | Dec 16, 2006 5:07 pm -
whoepy your a life safer 6 |
 | Dec 16, 2006 6:00 pm -
Quote: when i see purple blobs im usually looking at my nuts in a mirror |
 | Dec 17, 2006 3:59 pm -
WARNING!!!! READING THIS EGG WILL PERMANATELY MAKE YOU RETARDED!!!!! |
 | ec 17, 2006 4:50 pm -
CUB scouts lol |
 | Dec 17, 2006 9:40 pm -
This is a warning to elderly women.
STOP EATING! |
 | Dec 17, 2006 10:36 pm -
wait..wtf happened to her again? i saved a rabbits life |
 | Dec 18, 2006 6:22 pm -
...this was kinda worthless, you didn’t even get some money or some food even. what an ungrateful person that lady is |
| Apr 09, 2007 9:22 pm -
GUYS THIS EASTER SHE FOUND ME AND GAVE ME A LINT CHOCOLATE EASTER BUNNY!!! |
| Aug 07, 2007 9:42 am -
So it does pay to be nice to old people. |
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