24 Things to do in school when you’re bored
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(158 votes) Published: Dec 17, 2006 5:29 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 2939 times |
I know theirs been a few of these eggs i thought i should post one too. Alot of these are common sense but still funny.
On to the egg
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1. Stare at your teacher until he/she gets freaked out.
2. Stare at your teacher, close your eyes, and study the after image.
3. Start to yawn and see how many people you can get to yawn too.
4. Scratch yourself. Go ahead, scratch yourself. When somebody looks, just smile at them meekly.
5. Stare at another student and do not look away no matter what he/she does.
6. Take the pocket hook off of the top of your pen and use it as a finger board.
7. Stare at the ceiling and try to make something out of the dots.
8. Pretend that you are reading a very complicated book, but hold it upside-down.
9. Try to memor ize the entire dictionary.
10. Try to see how long you can hold your breath.
11. Convince yourself that pain is just your imagination.
12. Start singing one of your favorite songs really loud.
13. Start talking to your pencil, and act like your pencil is talking back.
14. Insist that you are Mariah Carey whether you are boy or girl.
15. Fake that you are having a ciezure.
16. Start laughing uncontrollably.
17. Arm wrestle yourself.
18. Try to follow with your mouth what the teaher is saying.
19. If your teacher asks you a question, tell him/her that another student knows the answer.
20. Make your pencil fly.
21. Keep saying that you would like to go to Hawaii.
22. Make your fingers do a can-can dance.
23. Ask your teacher the same question he/she asks you. When he/she won’t say, tell him/her that if he/she can’t answer the question, why did he/she ask you the question in the first place.
24.When the teacher turns around towards the board silently get out of your seat and take cover behind desks and pretend to shoot people with your "handgun" |
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 | Dec 17, 2006 5:39 pm - all common sense 0* |

 | Dec 17, 2006 5:39 pm - wow very mature... |

 | Dec 17, 2006 5:40 pm - k |

 | Dec 17, 2006 5:41 pm - their not supposed to mature just funny |

 | Dec 17, 2006 5:41 pm - 4* cuz i am in a good mood
but i think i have done all this exept that maria carey shit lol |

 | Dec 17, 2006 5:42 pm - wow....3* for the effort |

 | Dec 17, 2006 5:54 pm - i like. i like. :) :)
5* |

 | Dec 17, 2006 5:54 pm - I gave you a 5 because i give everyone 5’s, but next time try to think of something more creative. |

 | Dec 17, 2006 6:07 pm - wow.
If you posted this 4 years ago i would have made it my goal to do all of these things in one day... |

 | Dec 17, 2006 6:10 pm - I gave you 3* |

 | Dec 17, 2006 6:39 pm - haha Quote: 14. Insist that you are Mariah Carey whether you are boy or girl. lmao 5* |

 | Dec 17, 2006 6:40 pm - I lmao’ed so 4* |

 | Dec 17, 2006 6:43 pm - Wow this egg is completely useless! 2 Stars |

 | Dec 17, 2006 7:11 pm - hy how long do i have to wait before i can get more egg points? |

 | Dec 17, 2006 7:25 pm -
Quote: Convince yourself that pain is just your imagination paint aint bad, i cutmyself all the time to do just that, cause pain |

 | Dec 17, 2006 7:27 pm - rg 5’s because i felt like it ok |

 | Dec 17, 2006 7:35 pm - 5* because it made me laugh and the longest time i have held my breath for is a minute and thirty seconds lets see you beat that |

 | Dec 17, 2006 7:42 pm - . .. falls back to sleep |

 | Dec 17, 2006 7:55 pm -
Quote: longest time i have held my breath for is a minute and thirty seconds god u suck. the most iv done is 1 minute and 37 seconds |

 | Dec 17, 2006 8:06 pm - only real good one is 24 just made me luagh a littel 3 |

 | Dec 17, 2006 8:25 pm - 3* nuthin really good but still kinda funny |

 | Dec 17, 2006 8:52 pm - my friend did the first one got him suspended from skool |

 | Dec 17, 2006 8:52 pm - ummmm or you could walk out... problem solved and the techers are more stuned that angry l0l |

 | Dec 17, 2006 9:40 pm - nice im gona do the handgun one but the staring at people for like 30 minutes is fun but now her and her friends do it to me like everyday |

 | Dec 17, 2006 10:01 pm - 25. Write down a list for "What to do when you’re bored in school." |

 | Dec 17, 2006 10:02 pm - probably c/p, but some are good...4 |
| Dec 17, 2006 11:11 pm - I go to school to learn not to act like a dumb kid with add. |

 | Dec 18, 2006 7:42 am - i used the staring at the teacher thing in the beginning of the year and still do this.
He is really tensed when i come in class......LoL
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 | Dec 18, 2006 7:44 am - *4 |

 | Dec 18, 2006 11:48 pm - some of these have been done before and they are all common sense any way 0*’s |

 | Feb 19, 2007 6:26 pm - lol pretty funny |

 | Apr 22, 2007 2:31 pm - Well I’ve already done all that #23 got me kicked out of class and #24 everyone started laughing and the teacher caught me and then I got kicked out of class. Yay don’t have to stay in class!!! |

 | May 02, 2007 12:34 pm - lol this is frickin hilarious. |

 | May 03, 2007 8:01 pm - pretty funny ive done most of them!!!! |

 | Ju 26, 2007 9:04 pm - 5* I randomly started singing "Heat of the moment" the whole song through and got a detention for disturbing the class :S |

 | Jan 18, 2008 2:57 pm - Lame LameLameLameLameLameL meLameLameLameLameLameLame ameLameLame |

 | Feb 27, 2008 5:31 pm - 0* because your post is an example of behavior in elementary school. If you do this, you will be labeled a retard by your classmates. | |
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