How To: Choc Chip Cookies
'before going into the oven' 
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(130 votes)
Published: Dec 18, 2006 7:07 p.m.
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Original egg made by Australiano on the 19th December
So your hungry, but have jack shit around your house to eat? The only stuff thats there is stale old bread and disgusting sauces? Heres a great idea for a snack, It can be made in about 30 minutes(including cooking time) and they’re absolutely delicious!
Ingredients:
175g(6oz) Plain flour
100g(4oz) Sugar
100g(4oz) Butter
1 Egg
175g(6oz) Chocolate Chips
Half A Teaspoon vanilla essence
Utensils:
Measuring spoons
Large Glass bowl
Paper towel
Kitchen scales
Wooden Spoon
Gloves(Not necessary)
Metal spoon(not pictured - used for transfering items to the scales)
Small Glass bowl(not pictured)
Whisk(I used a fork. Also not pictured)
2 Baking Trays(not pictured)
Oven(duhh, not in pic)
Step 1
Set your oven to 180° Celcius.
Step 2
Measure out your butter. Put it into the large glass bowl.
Step 3
Add your flour.
Step 4
Using your fingers (put the gloves on if your a pansy) mix the flour and butter until it looks like bread crumbs.
Step 5
Add your sugar
Step 6
Mix them around witha wooden spoon until the sugar has mixed in with the butter and flour, you cannot tell it was there. Make a well in the middle of the mix using your wooden spoon
Step 7
Grab your small glass bowl. Crack your egg in there.
Step 8
Using your fork/whisk, whisk the egg until it looks like this
Add your vanilla essence
Step 9
Pour the egg/vanilla essence mix into the well in the dry mix(butter sugar flour)
Step 10
Pour in your choc chips. You should have about twice as much as this because we didn’t have many left.
Step 11
Using the wooden spoon mix it up until everything is together.
Step 12
Grab your 2 baking trays. I lined them with greaseproof paper, if you dont have that just smear butter all over it with your paper towel.
Step 13
Using your hand(gloves if needed) or metal spoon, make balls from the mix. Put them on your tray. I used a fork to press down on the top and it makes a nice pattern ontop of it aswell.
Step 14
Do this with all the mix. Mine used 1 1/2 trays.
Step 15
Put them in the oven, leave for about 15-20 minutes depending on your oven. Take out when golden brown.
There you have it, A nice snack that can be made in 30 minutes. I gaurantee this will be the nicest cookies you have ever eaten. If you do not like chocolate/allergic to it etc... you can substitute it with things like sultanas or other things or you could just leave them plain. |
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 | Dec 18, 2006 7:10 pm -
YUMMY! |
 | Dec 18, 2006 7:14 pm -
shit i just tryed to make ccc and i fucked it all up 5* |
 | Dec 18, 2006 7:14 pm -
Cooking eggs are usually shit, but choc chip cookies are good :D 5* |
 | D c 18, 2006 7:14 pm -
awsome 5 bright and shiny stars for you! |
 | Dec 18, 2006 7:15 pm -
YUM 5 |
 | Dec 18, 2006 7:15 pm -
I like cookies. |
 | Dec 18, 2006 7:15 pm -
lol nice man expecting somethin else but dude quality, 5’s and favs |
| Dec 18, 2006 7:16 pm -
5* |
 | Dec 18, 2006 7:17 pm -
five melted yummy choclate starz 4 u! this is makin me want to start up the cookin eggs again (Not the shitty eggs) |
 | Dec 18, 2006 7:17 pm -
Thanks everyone |
 | De 18, 2006 7:20 pm -
good for when you have muchies 5* |
 | Dec 18, 2006 7:24 pm - .
lol ahah thats awesome!
5** |
 | De 18, 2006 7:26 pm -
5* Fav’s buttsecks? |
 | Dec 18, 2006 7:32 pm -
Im getting so fucking tired of these cooking eggs who the fuck are you martha stewart go fuck yourself 0* i have no idea why you queers like this |
| Dec 18, 2006 7:40 pm -
who the fuck are YOU. Theres no rule saying it MUST be a prank, people have different interest’s and your just a complete fuck face for not respecting them. People live off food, without it you would die. These are just ways to spice it up, change things around instead of eating the same shit every day |
| Dec 18, 2006 7:49 pm -
yer fuck up sunny who says it has to be a prank egg? this is good enough to be in the egg directory, look at you ya lvl 2 noob, how many eggs have you got? come talk to us when you have a decent one |
 | Dec 18, 2006 8:11 pm -
wow you made two good eggs in one day. 5* |
 | Dec 18, 2006 8:30 pm -
5 and in favs just cause theyre cookies and i love cookies
btw i made sugar cookies today from scratch |
 | Dec 18, 2006 8:49 pm -
im going to make these right now plus i love you. |
 | De 18, 2006 9:33 pm -
Shit, didn’t wanna read it, but 5* for the pictures.
They inspired me to make some niiice cookies. :) |
 | Dec 18, 2006 9:40 pm -
5*, and you dont need to cook it. The dough is much better. |
| Dec 18, 2006 10:41 pm -
Fuck you faggot, your vote didn’t do much. 0* on your prof and your eggs |
| Dec 18, 2006 10:45 pm -
oh and why dont you QUIT WITH THE FUCKING DRUG AND STEALING EGGS CUNT |
 | Dec 18, 2006 11:57 pm -
Lol you have hair on your knob! 5* |
| Dec 19, 2006 12:13 am -
BAHAHAHAHA
That was pretty fuckin funny sid |
 | Dec 19, 2006 1:12 am -
Big fat fuking 5 from kirko |
 | Dec 19, 2006 2:46 am -
*5 really good, and they look good to eat, how about sending me some for christmas. LOL |
 | Dec 19, 2006 3:28 am -
Is this a cooking show or wat, Well Set out, Nice Good sized pics, Good Explanation, Excellent COOKIES!!! 5***** For you Australiano. Gunna try make some tommorow!!! |
| Dec 19, 2006 6:37 am -
i cant eat wheat because im alergic. shame i cant try this |
 | Dec 19, 2006 8:22 am -
5 for the Cookies |
 | Dec 19, 2006 11:24 am -
wtfs a sultana? oh and 5* |
 | Dec 19, 2006 1:20 pm -
i wanna make these now 5* |
| Dec 19, 2006 2:40 pm -
5* for cookies. |
| Dec 19, 2006 4:14 pm -
A sultana is like a dried up grape, they’re nice.
TheRedRooster its ok i think because you can buy special flour with wheat in it, white isn’t as healthy because they tootk the wheat and rye flour out. Learnt that in Home ec |
 | Dec 19, 2006 4:51 pm -
iguess you put sum effort into your egg but who the fuck doesnt know how to read a cook book or recipe of the internet. Good job on picking a food that no one has ever made. |
 | Dec 19, 2006 6:15 pm -
Quote: Good job on picking a food that no one has ever made.
5*’s. |
 | Dec 19, 2006 6:56 pm -
*4...because i love cookies but everyones knows how to make them |
| Dec 19, 2006 8:01 pm -
well aparently im alergic. my mum said. but i have had wheat many times before and it does nothing. my parents are retarded anyways. lol |
| Dec 19, 2006 8:56 pm -
omg im a noob omg im gonna die im not a nerd who spends my life on this website and i dont care call me a noob i come here to look at pranks i dont care about this level shit get fucked |
 | Dec 19, 2006 9:11 pm -
5* and favs because I’m hungry |
| Dec 19, 2006 10:01 pm -
Quote: oh, you ^^ the dough will give you salmonella. then you die.
Death or no cookie dough?
I for one, choose death. |
 | Dec 19, 2006 11:19 pm -
I like it, it’s very....different
5 stars |
 | Dec 23, 2006 4:08 pm - ......................... ..................
........ ..........i like cookie’s........... ..And Baking egg’s.............. ................. |
 | an 12, 2007 8:42 pm -
cool 5 |
 | Jan 23, 2007 11:43 pm -
thank u so much 5* you tought me the greatest skill of all. and fuck you sunny the pyro. what kinda of sick mo fucka doesnt appreciate cookies |
 | Dec 30, 2007 11:05 pm -
5*
but the cookies you made look deformed lol |
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