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urban jesus
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Published: Dec 24, 2006 3:36 p.m.
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This my first egg i hope you like it,
This all began at my cousin’s house we were playing some Halo with my cousin and our other friend marc. We started to get bored around 12:00 at night and we thought that we needed to do something. Well were talking for awhile and then Marc says that his girlfriend used to go to morris knolls and that she used to smoke bogies by the no smoking sign in the front of the high school as you come in. And she also said that it would be awesome to get the sign and hang it in her room so that she could have it as a keepsake. And this was the beginning of Urban Jesus and also how I got my nickname Gelatin. So my cousin and i said well why not get it know. My cousin lives on the side of the mountain that the hign school is on. We start to think about driving but we are like naaa that would be way to easy so were like why not climb the mountain and hike through the woods there. OK sound easy enough right well let me tell you that its two days after christmas and there is about 2 and half feet of snow on the ground. We set out not very prepared just with one maglite and a saw. We start hiking and we are about up the mountain and my feet start to go numb but i sucked it up and kept going My footwear was one pair of oversized DCs no socks so you can see why my feet were cold. we get to our target we start to saw it and we like fuck this so i start pulling it out of the ground and as i am doing it a cop pulls in we all jump into the snow mound the cop doenst leave though he goes and sits behind the building so were like we cant wait its starting to get extremely cold i stand up and triumphantly pull the sign out of the ground then we start running and this is where it starts to get very scary we see the cop and he was just sitting there so we stay in the piles of snow around the edge of the parking lot and we sneak around him we gwet to the point when the woods start and the cops lightr turn on and he drives as fast as he can at us we probaly looked pretty bad carrying a flashlight sign and saw so we book it as we start to go down the mountain agian my feet are actually getting heacier and there starting to burn this surprised me because they havent really been anything near feeling for now like an hour and a half. so we get to my cousins house and i take off my shoes there is actually ice encasing my foot from where it got into my shoes and was being packed and melt and refreeze and i kept on trying to feel my feet but they had turned white and cold so i started playing with them and i told my cousin they were funny because they felt like Gelatin and he broke out laughing and said that should be my nickname. 		 
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BustouTT
Dec 24, 2006 4:10 pm -
its not good and its a first egg 0* tradition as he said


LilSteve
Dec 24, 2006 5:25 pm -
jesus ate your dog :)


ladyvator
Dec 24, 2006 10:15 pm -
yea keep it kool. Jesus is real, god bless and have a merry christmas


Firestarter_alex
 ec 25, 2006 4:53 am -
you said first egg....but its christmas so i would call this extenuating cicumstances....so you have a 5* on your egg and profile to counter what fatboy did....
merry xmas


_AE_
Dec 25, 2006 10:20 pm -
since fatboys sucks cock... 5*


mexEcan
Dec 26, 2006 10:35 pm -
i dont see the point 2*


Locdown
Feb 03, 2007 8:36 pm -
don’t like the wall of text but I found this randomly so tree staar for yoooou!
 
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