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A Christmas Gift From a Ninja =]
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Published: Dec 24, 2006 5:14 p.m.
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well your probably wondering what i mean by christmas gift from a ninja huh well its not some story it is actually a bunch of cool information ive learned in my class so here we go...

Chapter 1 Dim Mak aka
{The Death Touch}
1. The first will be my favorite stomach 9 on acupunicture chart turn your head to the left feel that big tendon like thing in the front now feel the one right behind it you hit in the middle of those two. WARNING THIS WILL KILL PEOPLE!!!! THIS SLOWS DOWN THERE HEART RATE AND WITH OUT IMMDEATIY MEDICAL ATTENTION YOU WILL DIE!
2. Next the death punch a hammer fist to the solar plexus cause a heart attack result death.
3. there are 124 pressure/chi/nerve points on the chest you will hit with with a fist that makes your middle knuckle protude hiting pretty much any where on the chest with that is exstemely painful.\\
there are more but those will due cant let everyone go around with all my knolege right

Chapter 2 Ninja Offence Fire

The best way to decribe the next offence is well... GO watch a UFC you will see one of the fighter freak out jump on the guy sock him kick him knee him and take his oppoents blows and just keeps going the idea is to take out your oppoent with every thing you got before you tire out this is dangerous because its hard to sustane this for even a mintute.

Chapter 3 Genjutsu
{ no not naurto]
ok im using genjustu as a realitve term there are actually 3 types but Genjustu is actually Magic Tricks... yep you heard me David blanie Chris angel Magic they use these to deseieve switch items amaze and make fear in there oppoents this also inculdes hyponosis of oppoents bringing more meaning to the saying { to defeat your oppopent attack his mind not his body}

Chapter 4 little know gravity facts
1. you can run up and across walls a few steps.
2. if you get a runing start you can take a few steps a cross water
3. if there are two wall next toeachother you can jump from wall to wall all the way to the top.
4. you can walk away with nothing more than a bruised side from a 15 foot fall if you fall in the shrimp position {not recomended for short drops though}

Chapter 5 {Hiding}
{ninja’s are the masters of shadows}
1 for a good way of hiding at night on the streets go on your knees bend your head down and hands to your sides. you look like a trash can next to garbage.
2. out in forsest areas grab a 2 branches in your hand stand side ways hands against your side and hold branches out bend head down you look like a small tree at night.

Chapter 6 {Stealth Walking}
{slowly the figure crepted behind his unecpected victim}

1. the burglar walk where you tip toe
2. the side step step on the side of your feet
3 the sweep walk you sweep your feet and put them down.

thats it ill see how this works and maybe ill make another.. 		 
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punk4life
Dec 24, 2006 5:20 pm -
it doesnt say how to do the moves and if it does its not very well explained so 1*


NIGZILLA
Dec 24, 2006 5:23 pm -
thanks for the gay presant i thought u were a nice person but i was wrong


TheNinja-1277
Dec 24, 2006 5:26 pm -
im not nice because?


Warchemy
Dec 24, 2006 5:53 pm -
you are not a ninja. you do not know anything about dim mak. you are a gay ass loser who thinks he is a ninja because you watch that naruto show too much. fuck off and die, poser. 0*


RestriCKted
Dec 24, 2006 6:56 pm -
POSER!!!!!!! i hope i can return this gift. but why would i return something i got for free?? o well


heavyheadbanger75
Dec 24, 2006 7:18 pm -
I voted 1. just figured i’de tell ya

Dec 24, 2006 7:19 pm -
5 stars


SloWay
Dec 24, 2006 7:32 pm -
this sucks. you write so fuck’n bad I can’t make out half of it


WiccanNinja
Dec 24, 2006 8:51 pm - and you call yourself a ninja
Dude, I know how to do 50 times more stuff than that. Another thing. DON’T JUST GIVE OUT FUCKING NINJA INFORMATION you dolt! Luckily you sucked at saying anything but seriously. If you want some real advice then contact me. But for now... YOU FAIL!!!!


Flasher_edd
Dec 24, 2006 10:18 pm -
this is the worst egg i have read all day


SammyTheBullandDickie
D c 24, 2006 10:27 pm -
yea to bad just about everyone knows that. and if you didn’t your a fucking moron.

-sam


F4RR4LL
Dec 25, 2006 8:56 am -
Quote:
Next the death punch a hammer fist to the solar plexus cause a heart attack result death.

Dont be gay
A hit to the solar plexus from someone like you for example would only wind the person
It takes a very hard hit off a hard surfaced thing to unregulate the hearts beat
Youve found these off the internet an typed em yourself right?
Idiot
0* btw


ShadyShadow
Dec 25, 2006 8:57 am - Ninja potcast
it looks like ask a ninja,(ninja omnibus)


DrVanilla
Dec 25, 2006 10:40 pm -
ok cool ill give you five if you tell me what shrimp position is
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