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(107 votes) Published: Jan 01, 2007 7:14 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 573 times
ok this is just from my experiance as being a urban ninja so pretty much its just a collection of known facts for me.
ok:
1)Wear dark blue its less easly to see the outline of it when your in a shadow.
2)When passing a street light or a car passes you close 1 eye while it passes so both your pupils dont undilate.
3)When you run or walk keep your knees bent and try not to move your upper body.
4)Ill teah you a little of the freerunning that helps while being a ninja. OK first is the ninja role. This is pretty dam easy, but you can still hurt yourself if your trying it in the dark and cant see your landing very well. Try it standing on a 2 foot high wall thats wide enough to easly stand on. Jump as far forward as you can and land with your feet slighly bent and transfer all your motion forward and spring yourself forward kinda like superman. Etend your arm while in the air and kinda arch yourback so your feet are up in the air and your arm is going towards the ground. The very second you feel your palm hit the ground snap your arm towards your chest and kinda do a front flip motion forward and roll on your uperback then up to your feet. Yeah it takes a little practice.
2)wear light shoes that are well worn llike an old pair of old school vans. They should be flexible to.
3)wear a ski mask to but make sure there is holes for your mouth youll understand when ur running around all night lol.
4( Bring water!!!!!!!!!
5)Get some diversion equipment. GO to the store and buy some smoke bomb or even better pop pops or sprite bombsor anything that you can throw and makes noise or light.
6) if you encounter a person and are spoted. DOnt move if your are still. PEople tend to second guess themselves and ignore it. If you are running and are spoted try to get to run away and hide. DOnt run keep running unless they are chasing you. It would be a good idea to leave the area when they are out of sight. People call the cops when there is a guy dressed in dark colors running from car to car and doing rolls everywhere.
7) Always have a mission in mind. Its so much more fun and try to get a friend to go with you that isnt a bust try to get someone determined so they wont just be like fuck this and bail out in the middle of a mish.
8)try to stay away from houses. These sometimes have motion sensor lights. One time i had this great hiding spot and i played my cards perfectly and so one saw me get there(it was on holloween) just to have a fucking light come on and fuck it up.
9) Foghorns are a lot of fun.
10)Bring rope. TRy tieing it to a high tree anddrop down on people or swing. It makes your entry that much better if your trying to scare people.
11) This isnt very safe because 1) cars cant see u 2) poeple have a right to bear arms, if they pull a gun just put your hands up and listen to them, or just start running wiht your hands up and yell dont shoot im just a kid and keep saying it till your safe. If your not doing anything illigal dont run just put ur hands up and listen. 3)you can hurt yourself falling. SO always bring a cell phone but put it on silent and have it hidden in a place where you wont fall on it and have it face side towards your body.
12)THIs is jsut a few tip on being a ninja. THis might sound like crappy idk but i’ve been doing this for years and i have never got caught. Ive had a gun pulled on me b4 and thats scarry but yeah. HAve fun
Jan 01, 2007 7:36 pm - Sick egg man. Me and my friends do ninja shit all the time and break into buildings. We’ve had some really close calls and even been caught. These are some pretty good pointers. Ninja shit is sweet.
Jan 01, 2007 7:40 pm - fuck you low raters tell me why dam it if your gona take the fucking time to rate it down tell me why u owe it to someone if they put work in to something and you spit on it.
Jan 01, 2007 7:43 pm - well on hollidays are aways best. like christmas. steal 18 rain deer light and just have a big house in mind. For holloween steal peoples candy and take the bowls of it out side peoples houses. Usually my ninja missions are just like crap on tis kids portch 3 miles away and ring the bell. idk man like its limitless
Jan 01, 2007 7:44 pm - its a good idea but theres more to ninjitsu then just running and rolling around witha bit of rope, its a way of life for many (well maybe not anymore)and a form of martial art.
u get 3 staz from me.
Jan 01, 2007 7:46 pm - o and when u do it and prefect the art go online and buy some ninja claws for boots and ur hands. get a suit to and some tabi boots http://www.amazon.com/Nin a-High-Top-Tabi-Boot/dp/B0 00C4JXX
dont buy the uniform there it blows
Jan 01, 2007 7:47 pm - nice egg but like anubus said there is still more to the ninja way of life...but still this would be the basics for anyone who wants to see the easier side of the ninja lifestyle...ill give it a 4*!
Jan 01, 2007 7:48 pm - yeah i know i sould have made the title"how to be a urban ninja" thats more to what im refering. NIjna is the most widespread word for what this is even if its missleading
an 04, 2007 1:02 pm - im gald to see that you have no life and tokk the time to rate down on all my stuff. I have a life and one of us has to be mature so i wont rate you down.
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