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(129 votes) Published: Jan 13, 2007 10:20 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 1080 times
Hey,
This egg is to teach people how to fight. It may seem long but please read all of it. It will pay off and may save your ass. Thank You.
1. Stance
First of all...some people don’t kno how to do a fighting stance. Okay... bend your legs a little bit and put one in front of you. Make sure you have your balance or someone could knock you down easily with a tap. Your knee should cover up your foot so you can’t see it. Next put your fist in front of your face. Not too close or if anyone tries to punch you in the face, ur gonna accidently hit yourself. Last, put your chin down.
2. Always...
Always keep your eyes on your opponent or opponents. Even if you think you have them beat. That means don’t turn your back!!!
3. Fighting
When you punch, you want to punch with the fist farther from your face you don’t want to do this with every punch, just most. There are about 4 punches you should kno. Jab (a straight punch), hook (a punch that hits your opponent(s) in the side of the head), Upper Cut (a punch going straight up, hitting your opponent in the bottom of the chin). Those are the easiest most basic punches that you should kno. Now on to kicks! My personal favorite strikes! there are only 2 tho. A straight kick and a side kick. Those are the basic kicks and they should be pretty self explanitory. I like kicks because they give you the ability to strike your opponents with distance. And that brings us to our next subject students. Always make distance once in a while. That doesn’t mean stop hitting. It just means just because you are punching your opponent doesn’t mean they can’t still take a swing at you. So always make distance once in a while. The best places to hit your opponents are the side of the ribs, the face, the stomach, the pressure point directly under the rib cage, the shins, and the testicles AKA the nut sack. Some people tell you to punch people in the heart...NOT A GOOD IDEA. You could murder the person because it may stop the heart. Same goes for the throat. You only strike those 2 places on the body if your life depends on it. Fights at school are to just knock the other person out, not to kill them so be careful when you punch those areas of the body. I may be young but i have had my share of fights. Remember, fighting may be fun and all but you want to make it without a fight. I the person insist, beat them until they can’t fight you anymore. that should be how it is with all opponents, beat them only until they can’t go on. Ya don’t wanna get arrested. AND REMEMBER THE MOST IMPORTANT THING...Let your opponent throw the first punch. That gives you the right to hit him back because it’s self-defense. Never forget that everyone has the right to protect themselves but you will get into trouble
4. Fitness You will need to get fit for the fight after the first HAHA!!! If the person started the fight first, There is a 99% chance he has done it before and you just may get jumped. So excercise just in case.
The 4 Components of Fitness
1. Speed
2. Strength
3. Endurance
4. Flexibility
Excercise in those fields. And you are about as safe as you can be by yourself. Remember practice. Practice makes Permanent. Practice does not make perfect because only perfect practice makes perfect.
Damn...I wrote a fuckin book...but that’s all i can tell you without showing you myself in the flesh.
Jan 13, 2007 11:04 pm - Your legs should be shoulder width apart with your prefered kicking leg back about 10cm from the front foots heel. The back foots heel should be lifted and your weight brought a little bit forward.
Keep your prefered/ writting hand close to the side of your face and the other 10cm from your face, keep the hands loose. But most of all KEPP YOUR CHIN DOWN NEAR YOUR CHEST!!!!!
Jan 15, 2007 1:31 pm - This egg is horrible lol. You didnt even get in a fight before.
Most of the time when you get in a fight, your adrenaline rush will fuck your thinking over and doing things like kicks wont go so well.
Jan 15, 2007 1:36 pm - Salamander ^^^^^^ the whole point of martial arts is not just how to win fights, but also discepline, they teach you to control your thinking, this egg is far too breif.
Jan 15, 2007 4:20 pm - im really tired of people makeing more fight eggs, when they havent really thought it through- or relize that they have no experience to draw back on...-thats why these eggs gets rated low initially, and sometimes in the end to. 2** for the effort
Jan 19, 2007 5:30 am - OK dude 1* for effort. But when I get in fights, I just punch the fuck outta their face until they can’t see coz they have blood in their eyes, then just kick ’em in the stomach or a real hard punch to the nose. Then they are pretty much finished.
Jan 26, 2007 10:17 am - wtf?? this isnt how to fight its naming and describing punches and kicks what do you do when u get hit in the stomach?? put one foot 10 cm behind and kick for the ribS??? wot the hell?? i hope you get ur ass kicked
Feb 04, 2007 9:00 am - meh, one complaint, you should’ve put more into the stance. When you are fighting, the smallest change in stance could totally change the way punches are thrown taken etc.
You typiccally want your left foot forward, unless you are experienced or left handed.
Most people start out trying to lead with their right foot, and use the right hand as the jab hand and gets knocked out.
Fighting can’t typically be fully explained in words unless you wanna write a fuckin novel. I’m sorry, but this is just incomplete, 2*s
Feb 04, 2007 9:07 am - yuck, on revision, you are way off as far as how many kicks there are
roundhouse leg kick
leg kick
roundhouse body kick
body kick
roundhouse head kick
head kick
spinning back kick
heel drop
leg sweep
the list goes on, there aren’t four basic punches, and each one is far more complicated that "strait punch" or "punch in side of head". Each punch has a technique and different way to pull it off. This egg is so far from accurate that it almost makes me sick.
0*s for you
Feb 24, 2007 1:32 pm - meh... i just stay very low, with my hands like claws. run at them with my hands behind me, still crouched. and then swing the claws at them (i have very sharp nails, they arent long but there really sharp. and then just finish them of with a cobo. and finish by rinsing the blood off your hands lolaz!!
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