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(87 votes) Published: Jan 18, 2007 6:13 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 323 times
This is an idea my boyfriend and I had that we haven’t yet executed.
What you need..
Big bucket
A few extra asses
Feces
Piss
Gasoline
Styrofoam
FIRE
What you need to do.. Take the bucket to your squat (Ours is in a secluded field). For about a week whenever you feel the need to relieve yourself, do so in the bucket. It will get rather stinky.. so if you don’t have a strong stomach I don’t reccomend doing this. After it gets really really rank add the gasoline and styrofoam. Use a big stick to mix it all together. Take it to a roof, or wherever you want to light your mooky-stinks on fire.
Light a match.. Enjoy the faces of horrified passerbyers, and screams of anguish as the poor unfortunate that pissed you off is covered in flamming fecal matter.. haha.
I am prepared for all the banter that you oogles feel like bestowing apon me :)