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(254 votes) Published: Jan 27, 2007 5:39 a.m. In 5 Favorites Lists Viewed 1744 times
The Bush Expedition.
By Labatyd.
The Story behind the Expedition
Every thing you are about to hear is completely true.
If you want to skip past the into (which is long) scroll down to the first picture. But I insist u read the intro, as u will have no idea, what in fuck I am doing.
But, if u choose to skip it READ THIS:
Basically there is a hobo in my bush, I am checking it out. We were told that a hobo hut was in the bush and that there was weed growing so we went to see, but we found other stuff along the way. I live in the awesome country of Australia. My house backs on to a valley and this valley has been told to hold many secrets and legends, one being of the famous “Hobo”.
Ever since I moved here, about 9ish years ago, I have been best mates with my friend Kris. I have tried to get him into rotteneggs, but we accidentally blew up his computer. His step-dad can’t be fucked to purchase another one. Kris used to live a couple of houses away from me, but recently he has moved about a 10 min bike ride distance away. Which changes nothing.
Enough about the people in this egg. Let’s move on to the story.
One day while Kris and I were walking around the streets of my suburb, we ran into this guy who was around 20 years of age. His name was “Guy”. He filled us in about the hobo and told us some handy information.
I was 11 at the time and Kris was 10. Guy told us how he was scearching the bush for the “Hobo Hut” and found a little shitty built hut like house. He said that there was “weed” growing out side.
We were like, what in fuck is weed. Then he filled us in and we found out what “drugs” were. He said he grabbed a leaf and ran off and sold it to the “black market”. At first I thought it was a place where black people go to sell and buy stuff, but after many questions and answers, he told us what the black market is.
We found out later that this guy was full of complete bullshit.
Curiosity getting the better of Kris and I made us start to plan our day in the Bush. Which we now call “Nigger” you will find out why it is called that later.
There was another kid in our street called Sam. He is gay. No really but Kris and I bag the shit out of him, we just use him for his Xbox and games. We took him too.
We already knew most of the bush like the back of our hands so we knew that it was dangerous. Many cliffs. Fuck loads of snakes. Wild dogs and poisonous spiders.
Our bush is FILLED with REALLY old smashed alcohol bottles and bongs. They are every where. Once, we were digging a hole and found 3 vodka bottles all old and they were about 2 feet deep.
Any way, the bush is dangerous, so we went prepared with rope, water, lunch, baseball bats, a saw and a slingshot.
As soon as we were about to leave I was told we were going to my cousins for the day, and being 11 years old. I had to go.
So Kris and fag, I mean Kris and Sam set off.
That night they told me they found nothing. But they found the local primary schools play equipment:
A slide
Monkey bars
And one of those see-saws.
But No hobo hut.
3 years later, we try again, Sam had moved house, and it was just Kris and I. We were a little older and more equipt, this time with steak knives and glove guns. We searched for hours on end and finally encountered a snake. Kris pussied out and ran and the snake just sat there hissing like a little bitch. I crept around the back of the snake and whispered to Kris who had crept back that I wanted him to get the snake to move.
The snake was half under a rock so I couldn’t grab it. I reached into my backpack and got my leather glove and jacket. Put on the jacket so that if it bit my arm I was fine. And the glove followed.
Kris threw a rock at the snake and it moved out of the rock really fast. At this point I jumped forward after what seemed like hours of shitting myself and held my hand down on its head/neck thing. I held it hard in the ground and its tail was thrashing like a bitch every where. I grabbed my knife with my free hand and killed the snake.
That was my first snake kill.
After 1 hour more of searching we started walking back up the valley to my house and we found could see some green tarp in the distance. We slowly snuck up to it and found that it looked like someone had been living there. It was held up by wood that had asbestos in it and chicken wire. There were cemented bricks and it was half built on a rock. After at least an hour of deciding who should go in first, I was chosen, being the eldest.
I bent down and entered the shitty looking shelter. Not a lot inside. There was a tool rack place IN the rock! It had a saw hanging off it, which I stole. There is a pic down the bottom of the marking of the tool rack. There were buckets and a little cooking tripod/pot thingo.
We began hearing noises and to reassure ourselves no one was there, we started saying Coooooooowe, as you do. Then all of a sudden we hear a deep voiced Coowe from what sounded like meters away, it couldn’t have been Kris or me, as our voices weren’t broken yet. So we piss bolted.
We still visited the bush and hobo hut regularly then stopped because some back burning went on for about a week. So we had to move all our shit out of our base. Which was in a cave-ish area.
That is why the bush is now called nigger. It is completely black. But the bush is so clear now.
Here is where the actual egg begins.
The Expedition it’s self.
About 3 months ago Kris and I decided to go and inspect the damage of the Hobo Hut.
I am 16 and he is now 15.
And so our Exploration begins.
This time we had:
2 Back packs
3 throwing knives each.
1 hunting knife each
One back up knife.
2 One shot guns.
Slingshot
Glove gun
Rope
Drinks
Lunch
CAMERA!
Mobile Phones
First aid kit
Jars and containers
Knuckle dusters.
And probably other shit that I forgot about.
First of all, I will show you pictures of the people in this ( Kris and I)
So that u can visualize this in ur mind.
Ok, this is me. But I was at a Hippie themed party, I do not dress like this.
And here is Kris, on the bus.
We did this to try and prove that the Hobo exists to all that have not seen the hut.
It didn’t take long to reach the hut, as we know how to get there easily now.
All we found that was interesting on our way was this.
It was half buried in the ground.
We arrived at the hut, fucking pissed off because the fires fucked it up, it had fallen down and the tool rack was burned off the rock, so we kicked shit.
Here is the wreck.
Here is the bucket, now half melted, Fucking back burning.
Here is where the tool rack was, if u look u can see the out line and holes in the rock where it was mounted.
Found some cans and shit around the hut
More cans and shit, but it looks like something has recently been moved in this picture, maybe a rock or something?
Looked like a fire had been built here, there were cut logs and stuff lying every where around here.
Looks like a track? We had heard that the Hobo had a dirt bike, but we waved that cause hobos don’t normally have dirt bikes.
We were pissed off cause there wasn’t much to photograph, so we ventured further into the bush, looking for another adventure.
We walked further into the valley and found what we call “hobo plato”, no idea why.
We found more stuff here.
We found some grass shit or something, like sprouting, but they had been cut clean. Not just pulled out, and it wasn’t us.
This is the end of 2 of them
More rubbish and shit lying around.
Looks like the hobo was trying to quit.
More shit.
A weird rock that had been chipped or something. Looked to have been done fairly recently.
We moved on from hobo plato and kept walking down in to the valley.
Dosnt look like much in this pic but it’s a massive hole.
Look closely in this picture, you can tell where Nigger ends and green bush begins.
We took a picture of how clear the fires had made the bush now.
It was NEVER like this, but it is all growing back now, which is shit.
We saw this in the distance and thought it was a torch. So we went to check it out.
Then we realized what it was. Months before, when the fires were here, we were in the bush when it was happening. Fucking fun to run from fire! We found the end of a hose just lying attached with no fire men there. So we detached it and threw it cause we were bored. This was that nosel.
It is fairly heavy so we kept it as a clobbering device.
We were in familiar grounds now, cause this is where we came when we first came on our exploration, when I was 11.
Another shot of the green and black bush meeting
Kris trying to do some cool photography but failing.
More cans…and rubbish…
This is the rock that had the snake in it. The snake I killed.
I turned off my camera as it was nearly out of battery. But after about 1 hour of walking I turned it on again.
We found this freaky really dark area.
So of corse we went in.
Back in the light I found a tree with heaps of sap so I threw my knife at it. and at first I fucked it up and on my 3rd shot I got it into a cool looking position.
Dark hole
I turned off the camera again to save battery, we walked for about ½ an hour and heard like a trickling of water. We had never been this far down before.
I took a picture or a tree that got pwned by termites or something.
We jumped off a small cliff thing and landed on a rock, then jumped onto a sandbank. We looked up and saw this.
We were amazed that something like this was in the valley. We had always thought of the valley as a scary dark place that’s fuck dangerous. Then we see something as beautiful as that.
We were still a bit freaked out presuming that all the animals came here to drink, as there were tracks and shit every where, and we hear wild dogs all the time.
This is what we found there. Freaked us out a lot.
Shoe.
Shoe.
A golf ball that had half of it bitten off.
Another ball
Some poor kids toy truck.
Tracks
There were heaps of paw prints and some foot prints. It had rained the day before, so that was weird. It took a bitch to get down there so I don’t know how others did it.
We read up on wild dogs and dingo’s, how they go in packs and that they have been known to venture into backyards and take toys. I.e. The kids toy truck.
Here is a 41 second video of the waterfall area and us being scared shitless because we could hear wild dogs barking not too far from us.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cnL3YTi6SrY
More shots of the waterfall and sand bank.
Watch the 3 videos for a better view of the bush, no sound in the videos though, then in the last video the camera died out and we heard barking so we bailed the fuck out of there.
Sorry about the quality or photos and especially the videos.
Jan 27, 2007 8:15 am - I do not agree with the other coments. if I want to see a lot of shit I can go to the junkyard. The only good pictures in this egg is the ones on the waterfall. 3* for them.
I do not agree with the other coments. if I want to see a lot of shit I can go to the junkyard. The only good pictures in this egg is the ones on the waterfall. 3* for them.
Jan 27, 2007 11:58 am - FUcking awesome egg one of the best over here! I saved all the pictures tho lol! 5***** on the egg and another one on your profile!! Great job
Jan 28, 2007 2:40 am - Thanks for the good rating every one.
Lol, cant wait for morning, all the noobs will probably come along, armed with there mice and click 0, bring this egg down. Like they have done with other eggs, without even looking at them.
Meh.
I had fun. And from the look of it, some people had fun reading it too. thats all that matters!
Cya
Ap 11, 2007 11:54 am - That was like a resin type sap you fucktard! Lmao
o/j it would be easy to mistake i guess :P it usually looks like a dark syrup but its pretty rich here :o
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great exploration! :D sounded fun too ;)
5* cuz its jam packed with interesting stuff :) thanks.
jim.
Apr 19, 2007 4:24 pm - nice holy crap nice egg! my jaw dropped when i saw the waterfall. Me and my friend are totally gonna do this in a place i know. Btw im new so can I add you as a friend?
Apr 21, 2007 12:33 pm - I gave you a four star vote, because you photographed a lot of junk. But i love exploring eggs. You told about the most recent shit like what you have had with you, this is important for an explo egg. I like it!
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