How to program (BoneSplitter)
'BoneShitter' 
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(187 votes)
Published: Feb 04, 2007 3:16 a.m.
Viewed 884 times |
This isn’t a joke egg
Hello, my name is bonesplitter. I’m a member of the RottenEggs.com community. I’m a chink, slant eye, or any other name that applies to us aszanz.
We are the kind of people that think we’re better than everyone. AND WE ARE!
Why you might ask?
Well we’ve invented more things than Americans, such as the Folgers Exhaust, pictured below:
As you can see, these go on our rice burners to increase the vacuum sound produced by our ’rice burners’. We even include a gauge as to the tire-roast level. Traditionally, we all have small cocks, so we don’t need any kind of car with REAL power. Ours generally can’t even break the tires loose.
ON WITH THE EGG!
And programming!
Usually, I’ll seek out eggs on RE about programming, I’ll open the door and spit my two cents in about the language I ASSUME the programmer used. It’s a shame that I really have no fucking clue. Even if somebody uses Visual Basic to program an application, the fact that they programmed every line of PHP on the distribution site doesn’t mean shit. It’s ok, I’m a retard.
So here is what I do when I see a programming egg:
Being that I’m asian, you won’t be able to read this for shit. That’s because I assume I’m 1337. I pull out this card:
Diss of Programmer Card
But due to regulations in the game, and because I have no eggs of my own OR anything I’ve ever programmed, I also have to pull this card out:
Hippocrates (It’s Greek)
So now, I’ll go use my massive 0zor sword to kill people ratings, which doesn’t mean shit to them, because they know it’s been rated down by a 13 year old pimply faggot who is a drop out and fucks his sisters teddy bears. |
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 | Feb 04, 2007 3:21 am -
mm yes i alredy knew how to program but hey 5*’s |
 | Feb 04, 2007 3:21 am -
LOLOLOLLLOLOOLOLOLOLO 5* LOLLLOOPLOLOL ROFLMAO |
| Feb 04, 2007 3:23 am -
We hate asians |
 | Feb 04, 2007 3:23 am -
Rolfflecakes |
 | Feb 04, 2007 3:41 am -
5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5 5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5* |
 | Feb 04, 2007 3:49 am -
BUAHAHAHA!
FIVE STARS ALL AROUND! |
 | Feb 04, 2007 4:21 am -
This is just stupid. |
 | Feb 04, 2007 4:36 am -
^You are just stupid.
5* RER! You’re right! I’m an idiot! |
 | Feb 04, 2007 4:39 am -
roflsamwidches all round 5* |
 | Feb 04, 2007 7:05 am -
5’zZzZz! |
 | eb 04, 2007 9:09 am -
I gave j00 5*! No offence to BoneSplitter though! |
 | Feb 04, 2007 9:39 am -
lolz 5* |
 | Feb 04, 2007 10:48 am -
its fucking pokeman |
| Feb 04, 2007 11:03 am -
^That’s great. Heres a cock for you to chomp on :D
8===========D |
| Feb 04, 2007 11:04 am -
Pokemon is god. |
| Feb 04, 2007 11:05 am -
Why is it whenever somebody irritates me, their ratings suffer.
Like yours went from 4.5 stars down to 0.7?
How odd... |
| Feb 04, 2007 11:07 am -
That was for ’ill-limit’
ello boneshitter. Thanks for rating this a zero :D |
| Feb 04, 2007 11:32 am -
No problem! You really seem to care about ratings ;) |
 | Feb 04, 2007 1:50 pm -
Quote: As you can see, these go on our rice burners to increase the vacuum sound produced by our ’rice burners’. We even include a gauge as to the tire-roast level. Traditionally, we all have small cocks, so we don’t need any kind of car with REAL power. Ours generally can’t even break the tires loose.
Haha thats funny 5* |
 | Feb 04, 2007 3:38 pm -
ROFL 5! |
 | Feb 05, 2007 1:03 pm -
I might have had sex with his mom. Who knows, they all look pretty much the same |
 | Feb 08, 2007 9:26 pm -
5 stars, (BoneSplitter)= AZN FAGGOT!.
RER,Sweettt |
 | Apr 09, 2007 1:08 am -
i dont get it.
but u dis america so
5* |
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