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50 Uses for a Penis
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(132 votes)
Published: Feb 09, 2007 2:24 p.m.
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So,I did some brainstorming and thought up this list pretty quick.If you guys like it I have another 50 i wil post some other time.This is all my work,so be respectful and dont call it c/p,esspecially without proof (you wont find any) 1.)poking(anything and everything)
2.)‘life savers candy’ holder
3.)sniper rifle (skeet skeet)
4.)sock puppet
5.)pointing
6.)checking pizza to see if done
7.)Mexican hiding place
8.)pee dispenser
9.)stirring
10.)tickleing
11.)dress up
12.)rudder
13.)hand warmer
14.)kickstand
15.)wife beater
16.)sword
17.)clothes hanger
18.)towel hanger
19.)fish lure
20.)joust pole
21.)murder weapon
22.)bookmark
23.)lollipop (for sum)
24.)dog toy (for less then sum)
25.)pendialum
26.)bat
27.)butter churn
28.)winning’ who has penis’ contests
29.)capitalizing on ‘who has vagina’ contests
30.)fan
31.)whip
32.)compass
33.)cattle prod
34.)thinking stick35.)fly swatter
36.)internet browser
37.)fearless leader
38.)b.f.f
39.)dish washer
40.)prodding
41.)can opener
42.)magic tricks
43.)non magic tricks
44.)leaf rake
45.)shower buddy
46.)getting pesky to mice out of their holes
47.)getting pesky ground hogs out of their holes
48.)getting pesky badgers out of their holes (not recommended)
49.)midevil flail
50.)makes up for uninteresting lower body anatomy (knee, ankle I mean cmon who thinks of this shit?) enough of that jazz. thanks for reading/scrolling by. |
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 | Feb 09, 2007 2:26 pm -
wow, this is stupid 1* |
 | Feb 09, 2007 2:30 pm -
lol, murder weapon, wow this made me laugh, 5* |
 | Feb 09, 2007 2:47 pm -
this is excellent especially the candy holder and the lollipop 5* |
 | Feb 09, 2007 3:02 pm -
haha thats great. |
 | Feb 09, 2007 3:32 pm -
Quote:
6.)checking pizza to see if done
19.)fish lure
24.)dog toy (for less then sum)
26.)bat
41 )can opener
Jesus christ ouch! |
 | Feb 09, 2007 3:44 pm -
LMFAO 5* |
 | Feb 09, 2007 3:46 pm -
Hahahahaha 5*s for a good laugh |
 | Feb 09, 2007 3:58 pm -
5*, I lold. |
 | Feb 09, 2007 4:01 pm -
Lame!!!!!
2* |
 | Feb 09, 2007 4:19 pm - .
Quote: 27.)butter churn
36.)internet browser
43.)non magic tricks
HAHAHAHAH 5* |
 | Feb 09, 2007 4:22 pm -
thats fucking funny |
 | Feb 09, 2007 4:45 pm -
5*
fucking hilarios |
 | Feb 09, 2007 5:13 pm -
most of these i loled at. 5* |
 | Feb 09, 2007 5:20 pm -
51.)Fucking chicks.
5*’s cuz it made me chuckle. |
 | Feb 09, 2007 6:10 pm -
haha 5*’s |
 | Feb 09, 2007 6:55 pm -
This isn’t funny. |
 | Feb 09, 2007 7:08 pm -
lmfao!!!!! *5* |
| Feb 09, 2007 10:22 pm -
well either clegg stole this from u or u stole it from clegg 3* |
 | Feb 10, 2007 3:26 am -
I know it’s not C/P, but I like pussy, thanks. |
 | Feb 10, 2007 7:57 am -
Uhhh....lollipop? Unless your dick is about half a centimeter in diameter/width .... heheh
Not really an egg - this is not a humor website. But it made me chuckle *3* |
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