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(161 votes) Published: Feb 11, 2007 1:30 p.m. Viewed 653 times
This one is for you RER. You wanted me to make this so here it is. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Have you ever been at the bar drinking with a few buddies when suddenly out of the bathroom walks a creature with the biggest smile you have ever seen? Everyone laughs and screams "LOLLERMANDER!!! LOLOLOL"
and your just like ....haha what?
They all look at you and spit beer in your face and leave. It was quite tragic wasnt it? Well never again!
In this egg I shall teach you all about LoLLermanders.
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Lollermanders are a very happy species of salamanders. They live all over the world and reproduce very quickly. This is mainly because of all the alcohol they drink and lack of protection.
In fact Lollermanders only use protection while having "activities" with trees. This may seem strange to you but they really enjoy it.
Some Lollermanders are more active in the clubscene however. This is where the reproduction of there species starts.
The males usually regret what happens the next morning.
This is quite sad and depressing for the males but the species must live on and this is the way of nature.
Lollermanders are very happy creatures and love green foods such as lettuce, grass, slime and pickles.
A huge problem with Lollermanders is there curiosity. This sometimes gets them in huge trouble.
This lollermander has somehow wandered into another dimension and ended up inside someones television.
Sadly this was the last I have ever seen of this Lollermander.
Lollermanders age range is 3-6 years and they are drunk 90% of that time.
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Thank you for reading. You are now very skilled in the knowledge of Lollermanders.
Feb 11, 2007 2:20 pm - You think this is stupid? Maybe you should question your humor?
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About Azagthoth: I AM THE SPACE DUDE I could turn my eyelids inside out so that you could see the pink part... the pink part. I have 3 nipples. I work at bi-mart. I have sex. I have lots of sex with wemon. I have a big thingy. I have like 100 friends. All of the grils want to have sex with me, but im like... no way to the fat ugly girls and then I hand pick the pretty ones. Then I have sex alot. I am not a vergin. I am 18 years old I am BarcodeBilly
Do you think this is funny?
I think its pure childishness.
Feb 11, 2007 3:02 pm - i love how the level 2’s act like they own the world haha... they’re like, "i’m level 2! i’m not a noob!" nice egg man... fuckin’ funny... 5*
Do you think this is funny?
I think its pure childishness.
Thats exactly what I think about your stupid ’joke’ eggs. I’m not trying to be an ass, but all you are doing is incorporating acronyms for "laughing out loud" into the front of a word. I could do that. Here’s an example: Salamander head needs a lolbotomy, or this egg is loltarded. Wow, I’m now a fucking genius. Again, I’m not trying to be an ass, but these eggs are not funny. If exorambo did it it would have pretty close to solid zero.
Feb 12, 2007 8:36 am - Maybe so but many people enjoy the way I make them. Do you think I make these in 5 minutes? It takes me hours to find and edit pics. I then have to come up with a story line to make it interesting.
I add Internet humor to it and people find them funny. If you dont like them then maybe you have problems with humor?
Feb 12, 2007 4:32 pm - Please do an egg about the lolocaust.
I am a lolocaust survivor myself, so I could provide an interview, or some infortmation. Rofldolf Hitler was an evil man.
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